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Posted: Jul 13th 2007 4:13AM Vordus said

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Stop.

Hammertime.

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 9:53AM (Unverified) said

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LOL. It'll probably be something like, "Hammer noob."
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Posted: Jul 13th 2007 4:29AM (Unverified) said

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Thor-sluts.
Something like that.

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 4:32AM imadogg said

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Halo 3 will destroy everything around it

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 4:32AM (Unverified) said

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Hamsters.

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 4:36AM (Unverified) said

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Why not the applicable classic: TOOL?

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 4:38AM (Unverified) said

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i like tool...

haha, love the MC hammer line marcus.

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 4:55AM Wubbytoes said

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Mjolwhores

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 4:59AM (Unverified) said

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Man this will be so hammerlicious

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 5:03AM (Unverified) said

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"Ham-whore"?

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 5:17AM (Unverified) said

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Taken from the Warhammer Online videos...

Can they use axes, no, they are Hammerers.
Can they use swords, no, they are Hammerers.
They are a Hammerer they use hammers, that's it get it Hammerer hammers.

- "Warhammer Online Crazy PR Guy"

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 5:44AM (Unverified) said

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@ wubbytoes
I love it. i wonder how many people here get it though . . .

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 6:35AM FordGTGuy said

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Yes we know what MJOLNIR is its THORS Hammer.

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 7:15AM (Unverified) said

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BanHammer

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 4:31PM (Unverified) said

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Personally, I vote for 'sp-hammers'...

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 8:05AM imadogg said

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Ok I'll get into this. Remember guys:
"Now all we need is a clever name for hammer whoring n00bs. Any suggestions?"
Name for the n00bs, ban-hammer could be a nick for using the hammer to kill noobs.

How bout mashers, squishydicks, or ass-pounders?

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 8:28AM sand0789 said

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"he did it twice, so we think it was intentional"

Why does that kind of lame sarcasm always make me laugh?

This just in:
Working Formula + Lots of Dev time + Lots and lots of Money + Proven Devs = Halo 3 = Total Kickassedness = Me calling in sick to work

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 8:30AM (Unverified) said

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from the end of Make Love not Warcraft, when cartman is the dwarf with the hammer,


"Looks like your about to get Pwned,"

i can so imagine bungie, as a way of booting players, lets the host wield the hammer, and that weapon, if you killed someone with it, got banned ,

hence the term, Banhammer :P

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 9:47AM (Unverified) said

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That is the greatest idea I have ever heard. You are a true visionary genius. +4
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Posted: Sep 23rd 2007 6:56PM (Unverified) said

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There was a Garry's mod item that worked like that. It was basically a big Super Smash lookin hammer, and when you hit people they would fly backwards and then get banned.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2007 9:52AM (Unverified) said

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Names
The Ho-staff
Pimpstick
Hammer Bros. Wet Dream
The Cricket Bat from 'Ell
and there's always
The Hebrew Hammer

Verbs (You just got...)
Thor'd!
Hosted!
Banhammer'd!

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 10:10AM igaenssley said

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Me personally, I'll call the playing style of anyone just using a hammer "Ham and Cheese".

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 10:04AM (Unverified) said

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Noobs who whore the hammer? How bout "Bob Vila"s?

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 12:21PM (Unverified) said

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holy sh*t i crapped myself
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Posted: Jul 13th 2007 12:10PM (Unverified) said

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Great...Something else that is gonna pown me.......

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 10:13AM (Unverified) said

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MC with Hammer!

Hammer MC?

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 12:36PM Milak said

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no since its master chief with a hammer it should be MC hammer not hammer MC
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Posted: Jul 13th 2007 11:09AM (Unverified) said

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#If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the mooorning
I'd hammer in the eevvening...#

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 11:40AM (Unverified) said

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Hammertards.

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 12:09PM Pipp said

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Stop, Warhammer 40k time!

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 12:31PM Milak said

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a friend of mine suggested "Third rate carpenters". I think its pretty good

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 2:03PM DWells55 said

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Another no-skill power weapon to compliment the Sword and Spartan Laser without a proper BR to balance it? Exactly what Halo didn't need.

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 2:04PM (Unverified) said

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man, he just hammernoobed...

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 2:58PM (Unverified) said

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please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 4:19PM (Unverified) said

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Pimp cane, bitch.

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 4:29PM (Unverified) said

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does the word "hammer" start to sound and look weird after excessive use?

...i guess a lot of words do.

Posted: Jul 19th 2007 5:08AM Captain Underpants and the Bring said

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I vote for the name: MJOLNIWHORES (slightly modified from the above post of

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 5:31PM Milak said

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oh and another friend suggested "sore thumbs".

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 5:57PM (Unverified) said

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Thor-whore

Posted: Jul 13th 2007 10:02PM (Unverified) said

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Hammer spammers. "sp-hammers" is similar, but it doesn't roll of the tongue as well.

Posted: Jul 14th 2007 12:38AM (Unverified) said

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I was going to suggest something ridiculous like "peen envy," but Mjolwhores is just too good. Bravo.

Posted: Jul 15th 2007 6:49PM (Unverified) said

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but thor-whore rhymes! if it rhymes it wins my vote LOL

how bout hammer-spammer,
hamtaro,
or just plain beyatch!
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Posted: Jul 17th 2007 5:24AM (Unverified) said

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well interesting but we still don't know if this will be usable it wasnt in the beta and also remember all items from the beta were TESTING ONLY its not teh official weapons types and stuff and now the names i think would work
-hammerhoe
-headaches
-basher bastard

Posted: Jul 30th 2007 2:25AM (Unverified) said

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crackwhores.
bangbabies.
tap tapers.

Posted: Sep 12th 2007 5:19PM (Unverified) said

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ok i thought the name was a total giveaway as soon as he said "hammer whoring n00bs."
how about...
hammerwhores?
dumbshit.
haha

Posted: Sep 19th 2007 4:33PM (Unverified) said

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I think it should be a name like the classic hammernoob mentioned by Dominaut

Posted: Sep 24th 2007 2:27PM (Unverified) said

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the b from bitch and the ammer from hammer = BAMMER
the wh from whore and the ammer from hammer = WHAMMER
also:
HAMWHOROOBS =(hammmer+whore+noobs)
THORFLUFFER = (Thor, a mythical person weilding a hammer + fluffer, a person that jack-offs porn stars so they can get a hard-on to do the scene)

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