Wii Party Station in the flesh, er, plastic
When you hear about the Wii Party Station by Nyko for the first time there's a moment where you think how ridiculous it is, but when you see it, you realize it could serve some purpose. An utterly ridiculous purpose, but a purpose nonetheless. Is it designed for "family fun" Wii play -- no. It is clearly designed for a bunch of guys sitting around and having a party.
The unit has four removable can holders which have liquid built inside of them so it can be refrigerated or frozen to keep drinks cold, a storage unit underneath, and a removable chip holder. All of this makes for super easy cleaning. There is a fan for hand drying -- like a bowling alley. And four displays for keeping score if you're tracking who won which games (assuming you're playing various games). The non-corporate line would be to use those displays to keep track if you're playing the Mario Party drinking game so that nobody goes overboard -- but that's a story for another time.
The unit runs off AA batteries and holds 4 Wiimotes (a hybrid unit with the Nyko Wiicharge Station built into this would be sweet in the future). The unit looks like it would sit in a dorm room coffee table or a house shared by a bunch of guys. Is it a little ridiculous? Sure. But it doesn't take a stretch of the imagination to see it being useful to certain demographics -- and the Wii is all about the demographic spread.
The unit has four removable can holders which have liquid built inside of them so it can be refrigerated or frozen to keep drinks cold, a storage unit underneath, and a removable chip holder. All of this makes for super easy cleaning. There is a fan for hand drying -- like a bowling alley. And four displays for keeping score if you're tracking who won which games (assuming you're playing various games). The non-corporate line would be to use those displays to keep track if you're playing the Mario Party drinking game so that nobody goes overboard -- but that's a story for another time.
The unit runs off AA batteries and holds 4 Wiimotes (a hybrid unit with the Nyko Wiicharge Station built into this would be sweet in the future). The unit looks like it would sit in a dorm room coffee table or a house shared by a bunch of guys. Is it a little ridiculous? Sure. But it doesn't take a stretch of the imagination to see it being useful to certain demographics -- and the Wii is all about the demographic spread.



















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Its like the PS2, there's a lot of shitty controllers and accesories, and people bought that shit. Its because obviosuly there are a lot of Wii in so little time, and this Christmas, will be a LOT more Wii's worldwide.
Ahh, I can't wait until developers realize that they can do good games after seing what the Wii can do with games like SSBB, Mario Galaxy and Metroid Prime 3.
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Still, pretty cool.
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And yet you can't help and wonder how it would work when your buddies are over playing Wii Bowling while staring at the pictures...
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The Charging station however, Im ordering right now
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PS: If they're anything like the freezable cups you can buy at Walmart, they're going to condense all over your Wiiquipment.
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But I see problems with cans being in such tight holders in such close proximity to each other---ESPECIALLY in the dorms where motor control and judgment will most likely be impaired by the drinks in those holders.
I hope this thing is able to take innumerable spills of beer on it.
It also needs to get bigger and it needs to tell me where I put my keys.
Joking aside, I think this will most likely only end up in places were Wii parties are held very often and where Wii owners feel the need to own every peripheral.
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This thing is growing on me, but I bet it would look a lot better with beer instead of diet soda!
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Grease + Condensation + Your Wii Remotes + Drinks + Eletronics + food.
All that combined with enough storage room for, oh, let's say two nunchuks.
I think i'll pass, thanx.
Still, I like the design though.
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360 owners will receive the added benefit of 6(!) drink holders - instead of 4 - and a mint green casing color.
Sources have alleged that Microsoft paid in the ballpark range of $5-8 million for such (timed?) exclusitivity.
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Oh wait, here comes Sony with proof they made a prototype 5 years ago.
Yes, you don't need a BOWL anymore, it's better to have this little box that holds appx. as many chips as a gamer might eat in 3 minutes.
Then, whilst playing, go over to this thing and insert your soda into the appropriate holding spot because you clearly own no tables.
It's stuff like this that's going to help crash the industry if Wii wins.
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...nah. People are just as stupid as the CEOs of the companies are greedy. They buy into this shit and make it so that a company will never have to build anything of quality, because consumers will buy whatever piece of shit is dropped into their paws.
If I see anybody I know with one of these, you better believe I'm gonna die a little inside.
As far as I saw Zelda is the only decent Wii game...that makes it more like 100-1.
Pass.
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Doesn't seem to hold very many chips.... I thought'd it be bigger as well, though it would have to be small if it could be refrigerated.
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But now I have one question.
When does it come out? ;)
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1 Bowl for Chips .99
1 Pad of Paper and Pen .99
4 Beer Cozys 1.99
Not looking like a total fucking Wiitard when your buddies come over: Priceless
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