A little known fact: in the game industry, everything gets equated to food. Nintendo's Satoru Iwata did it, as did Metal Gear Solid creator Hideo Kojima (though, later, he gave new analogies). Our newest public food statement comes from Sony's Jack Tretton in an interview with GamePro, who unsurprisingly relates the PlayStation 3 to a Surf n' Turf (i.e. steak and lobster).
The PS2 is "your favorite burger restaurant," and as for the rest? The Wii is "a lollipop, and I'm too old for lollipops," he said. "The other one [Xbox 360] I get sick from once in a while because the cook isn't always reliable." Red ring of burn! That jab is sizzling! Okay ... we're done. Regardless of your fanboy affiliation, do phrases like this make you as hungry as they do to us?
[Via PS3 Fanboy]
Reader Comments (167)
Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:30PM Fernando Rocker said
And the PS3 is the elegant expensive food of a fancy restaurant that come with little portions.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:32PM (Unverified) said
You mean where all the rich and beautiful people go.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:53PM (Unverified) said
too bad there is a lot more poor ugly people like me in the world.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:42PM (Unverified) said
You mean it's awesome and it makes you seem classy and gets you laid on dates?
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:43PM Shagittarius said
Fondue only gets you laid with chicks that have pubic hair thick as shag carpeting.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:51PM (Unverified) said
alton brown had an episode of good eats about fondue, and alton brown can do no wrong.
Wii is like Alton Brown: awesome and fun
PS3 is like Emeril Lagasse: loud and well known but annoying
360 is like Rachel Ray: was cool at first, but now played out
or something
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Wii is like Alton Brown: awesome and fun
PS3 is like Emeril Lagasse: loud and well known but annoying
360 is like Rachel Ray: was cool at first, but now played out
or something
Posted: Jul 18th 2007 4:39PM (Unverified) said
Hah, Jody, you described all of the popular Food Channel people perfectly. Alton Brown FTW (I try to use FTW sparingly)!
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:31PM (Unverified) said
He was asked to do this if you read the article. It's not like he just said it for no reason.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:32PM JonahFalcon said
Tretton says a LOT of things. He still owes a lot of people money, for one.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:33PM (Unverified) said
"The other one [Xbox 360] I get sick from once in a while because the cook isn't always reliable."
Wow, thats hilarious. His analogies do work I guess, although I guess since lollipops sell way more than Surf n' Turf, the Wii will be the winner this generation?
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Wow, thats hilarious. His analogies do work I guess, although I guess since lollipops sell way more than Surf n' Turf, the Wii will be the winner this generation?
Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:40PM (Unverified) said
opposed to getting e. coli from 1/3 of your visits to the unreliable cook
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:36PM (Unverified) said
I am just like Tretton. I hate lollipops. Lollipops are for little kids, You can't be mature and like lollipops. That's the same reason I only play games that have realistic graphics, big guns and blood.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 4:16PM (Unverified) said
If you're truly mature, you don't need to worry about whether or not your food is grown-up or not.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 3:05PM (Unverified) said
Ezira,
By the very nature of you saying that it makes you seem like a lollipop yourself. Kids are allways trying to be more adult/mature. Blood and violence while certainly cool in some games, isn't a hall mark of maturity in and of itself. If anything it makes you seem like a small child trying to wear his dads shoes thinking hes grown, but not realizing his feet are still to small.
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By the very nature of you saying that it makes you seem like a lollipop yourself. Kids are allways trying to be more adult/mature. Blood and violence while certainly cool in some games, isn't a hall mark of maturity in and of itself. If anything it makes you seem like a small child trying to wear his dads shoes thinking hes grown, but not realizing his feet are still to small.
Posted: Jul 18th 2007 7:04PM WedgeTalon said
People, people, that's SATIRE, not sarcasm or irony.
Well played. *golf clap*
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Well played. *golf clap*
Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:39PM (Unverified) said
The PS3 is like steak at a restaurant you always remember as being good before, but now it has slow service and "market price" listed on the menu.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:42PM (Unverified) said
anyone that says they don't like candy is a liar
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:44PM (Unverified) said
I hate candy.
...but I work for candy magazines, so I have a damn good reason for it.
I'm surrounded by the crap all day.
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...but I work for candy magazines, so I have a damn good reason for it.
I'm surrounded by the crap all day.
Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:43PM (Unverified) said
Oh Sony! It wasn't enough for you to rip off Nintendo anymore, was it?
Now you're ripping off Hideo Kojima's analogies!
For shame! FOR SHAME!!!
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Now you're ripping off Hideo Kojima's analogies!
For shame! FOR SHAME!!!
Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:45PM vidguy said
Sure it's the surf n turf, but you have to wait two years to be served. If you go to that other restaurant and don't get sick, you get a better deal. And if you do get sick, they'll give you your next meal free. And everyone can enjoy a lollipop, just not those that are worried that having a lollipop makes you look uncool. Those people buy the steak to look rich, but secretly they want to go to the other restaurant AND to have a lollipop instead of being stuck looking for their waiter and their cold steak and shrimp.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:56PM (Unverified) said
man vidguy you're hilarious.. everytime there's something related to ps3 you're there... it cracks me up how someone can be so incredibly blind and stupid, and make the dumbest comments, and straight up lie on most threads..
why are you so angry at the ps3?? why are you so angry period??
last thread you said, "do you rather lock your shoulders and use the guncon like a real gun? or would you rather use the wiimote from the comfort of your lap?" LOL
are you serious? which one do you really think it's better.. just let it go man.. stop being such a jackass.. (which im not you're not) but you're honestly a joke dude.. you have contradicted yourself in most threads.. it's obvious that you just lie in order to make yourself feel better about your console..
save some money and buy a ps3 and get it over with.. it's time to say good buy to denial and face the truth jackass.. the ps3 has an awesome lineup, which starts in less than 3 weeks and that's the bottom line..
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why are you so angry at the ps3?? why are you so angry period??
last thread you said, "do you rather lock your shoulders and use the guncon like a real gun? or would you rather use the wiimote from the comfort of your lap?" LOL
are you serious? which one do you really think it's better.. just let it go man.. stop being such a jackass.. (which im not you're not) but you're honestly a joke dude.. you have contradicted yourself in most threads.. it's obvious that you just lie in order to make yourself feel better about your console..
save some money and buy a ps3 and get it over with.. it's time to say good buy to denial and face the truth jackass.. the ps3 has an awesome lineup, which starts in less than 3 weeks and that's the bottom line..
Posted: Jul 18th 2007 8:07PM (Unverified) said
@vidGuy
That was an awesome response to Tretton. I applaud you sir.
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That was an awesome response to Tretton. I applaud you sir.
Posted: Jul 18th 2007 11:54PM (Unverified) said
agreed, but i think getting sick from the meal isn't even a good analogy. it would be like going to the nice restaurant, ordering a good meal, then the waiter drops your plate on the way to the table ... then he gives you a couple of free drinks and you get another meal a little while later. no harm, no foul.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 6:56PM (Unverified) said
I would sooner compare the PS3 to an expensive French Restaurant, sure the food is great, and expensive, but there isn't alot of food on the plate... at least not yet.
X-box is the lower end competitor to the high-end restaurant, has similar food, similar things to eat, gives you a bit more for the money... kinda like Claim Jumper. To bad right now this restaurant is getting alot of customer sick... and giving alot of free passes.
The Wii is delivered Pizza. Cheap, quick, and loved by both kids and adults and always tastes good. Sure not as good as a fancy restaurant, but hey at least you didn't have to go out to enjoy yourself.
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X-box is the lower end competitor to the high-end restaurant, has similar food, similar things to eat, gives you a bit more for the money... kinda like Claim Jumper. To bad right now this restaurant is getting alot of customer sick... and giving alot of free passes.
The Wii is delivered Pizza. Cheap, quick, and loved by both kids and adults and always tastes good. Sure not as good as a fancy restaurant, but hey at least you didn't have to go out to enjoy yourself.
Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:47PM (Unverified) said
Theo nly thing that makes me sick occasionally, actually make that every time, is Tretton's analogy.
But hey, ay least his steak place will knock 20% off the price after the steak has been lying in the pantry getting stale for the last 8 months.
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But hey, ay least his steak place will knock 20% off the price after the steak has been lying in the pantry getting stale for the last 8 months.
Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:53PM (Unverified) said
I would say the Wii is more like In-N-Out, cheap delicious food and a fairly limited menu selection. Man I sure could go for a double double about now.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2007 2:55PM (Unverified) said
hahahaha SURF and turf
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
that tickles my netherregions
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GIANT ENEMY CRAB
that tickles my netherregions
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