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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:28PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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Mario dumps Peach?
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:34PM wilef said

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I like her! Peach can take a backseat for awhile.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 3:02PM (Unverified) said

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Peach is gonna have to offer her backseat now if she doesn't want Mario to split!
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:37PM (Unverified) said

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Perhaps at some point she'll need to kiss a Hedgehog in order for you to proceed?
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:36PM (Unverified) said

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It looks like Peach with a different hair-do
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:38PM (Unverified) said

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Haven't I seen this one before? The plumber and two blondes? I can already hear the "bow-chicka-wow-wow"...
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:12PM Crono141 said

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I'm here to lay some pipe!
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 4:37PM (Unverified) said

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Hear you've got a blocked drain.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:40PM (Unverified) said

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w0rd
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:40PM ZenGaijin said

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Alright, First have Link dump Zelda for Midna and have Mario dump Peach for Rosetta...
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:39PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah I agree, when she broke that mirror, I was thought poor Link he really had something there for a minute.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:46PM accolade said

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Bring back the red head, Princess Toadstool.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:47PM (Unverified) said

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But Peach kicked ass! She could float and throw turnips at people, how can you dump her?
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:48PM (Unverified) said

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Rosetta > Peach

i'm sorry, Rosetta looks like the uber-Mario-Universe-hawtie

lmfao.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:53PM (Unverified) said

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With any luck this will be Peach's new lesbian partner.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 2:25PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Seconded.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:55PM (Unverified) said

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I can't believe I'm saying this. But yeah, Rosetta's hotter. Argh. I am saying a Mario character is hotter than another Mario character. Look what you made me do.

Funny thing to note, the caption actually says "Will Princess Peach be angry?"

And heck yeah she'd be. She's princess of a kingdom. She can make cake. Rosetta, she's hotter, princess of the galaxy or something, she can probably just send Mario to a pasta planet or something.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:56PM jsgrill said

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Maybe Luigi can get him some now.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 8:12PM D3m0sthenes said

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What? Everyone knows Luigi gets all the ladies!
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Posted: Jul 20th 2007 5:40AM (Unverified) said

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I thought Luigi and Daisy were knocking boots
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:57PM (Unverified) said

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Peach had the best lines in Super Paper Mario.

This chick looks like some random bimbo.

Why don't we just stick to the formula amirite?
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 12:58PM (Unverified) said

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LMAO at the lesbian comments.

She looks like a freaking Victoria's Secret Model. That look is fierce.

And yeah Princess Peach while being hot and the ultimate American babe needs to share the spotlight once in a while.

What I really want is Super Luigi. A game based on Luigi and Luigi ALONE. Give him a princess to rescue. Give hime something exciting to do. New worlds to explore and dive into. Sorry but Luigi's mansion just isn't enough. You've got this brother whos been overshadowed his entire life by the fatter & shorter but more popular brother....

Its a shame really...lol.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:02PM hvnlysoldr said

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I want her as an assist trophy in Brawl!
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 2:32PM (Unverified) said

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I hope thats not an innuendo...
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:02PM (Unverified) said

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that's luigi in drag
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:28PM (Unverified) said

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Certainly isn't the first time for that man!
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 2:00PM shadymilkman said

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nice, shes peachs evil twin sister ... she wants the throne, and has kinapped peach and mario has to save both of them cuz bowser is controller rosetta ... who is of course hotter.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:10PM (Unverified) said

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I'm hoping it's Mario and Peach's daughter FROM THE FUTURE!!
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 2:38PM (Unverified) said

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Any daughter of Mario's is bound to be a fuggin dawg.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:07PM (Unverified) said

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Why can't she be something other than white?
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:10PM (Unverified) said

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what do you mean. princesses are white. didn't you KNOW that?
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:10PM (Unverified) said

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THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 3:16PM ruinedsucks said

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I think you mean:

"Sorry Peach, but Mario's castle is in another Princess!"
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:10PM prime8 said

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mario just needs to lock all these women up somewhere so they stay out of trouble.

he spends so much time saving these chicks, he has no time to maintain his plumbing business. if it weren't for finding the occasional gold coin along the way he'd be bankrupt because of these career hostages.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:11PM (Unverified) said

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I never liked Peach. This new Princess looks like she could kick ass if she wanted
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:13PM Crono141 said

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Bow chicka Bow Wow!
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:14PM Crono141 said

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In response to Savok
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:14PM (Unverified) said

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i'd hit it.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 8:15PM (Unverified) said

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That's what's we need a black mario with a fro....hah.
Supa Fro Bros...
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:13PM (Unverified) said

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They should make a Wii game. Called Mario's Plumbing, whre you use the INNOVATIVE WIIMOTE TO ITS POTENTIAL by actually using a wrench and plumbing stuff. Could be fun. They could make a wiimote attachment shaped like a wrench, too!
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:16PM vidguy said

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That's definitely not where I thought you were going with the title "Mario's Plumbing"...
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 3:18PM Mr Khan said

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I've always said they should make a game called "Dr. Mario: For Real This time"

It would just be a knockoff of Trauma Center, but with Mario Universe characters to save, and so on

A plumbing game would be good, but i think the name has been forever sullied by "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties"
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:14PM (Unverified) said

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I can read a bit of japanese and the caption says something about Rosetta giving mario new powers.

Sounds like Rosetta will be a support type character like the giant faeries in Zelda.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:18PM (Unverified) said

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Pauline was killed by DK. It's in the novels duh.

Anyway does this mean Sonic will have a new Amy Rose. You know like a girl he actually likes that is actually a hedgehog?
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:18PM (Unverified) said

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[M. Night Shyamalan]

*gasp* What a twist!

[/M. Night Shyamalan]
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:28PM Lijik said

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Am I the only one who thinks she looks just like Peach with a different hairstyle and breast implants?
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:30PM (Unverified) said

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No. In fact, she has an almost identical face construction... if not completely identical.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:32PM (Unverified) said

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She could be Peach's sister, so on top of a possible lesbian encounter we could have incestuous sexual tension!
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:30PM (Unverified) said

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She has the same face as Claris from NiGHTS, except not the same hair.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2007 1:35PM (Unverified) said

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I second the idea that it's Peach's daughter.
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