G4 makes Master Chief's True Hollywood Story

Funny yet true

I love his Hasselhoffian drunken burger binge.

Priceless!!!!!!

I think I may have just dropped 2 IQ points.

Also, inb4 "So you're down to X" where X is a low number.

I guess I lost my sense of humor -- it wasn't really that funny. I think it needs to be beef up more and longer. I mean, I like a good laugh, and I'll certainly laugh at Halo stuff, but this was too superficial and uncreative for me. Kind of a "been there, done that" taste in my mouth.

*blindly swings knife at G4*

No! Back! Away with you!

Why does everyone make a big deal about Master Chief? He's a generic, faceless, video-game soldier. I know the novels gave him a history, but it's nothing more than standard sci-fi fare.

"Interestingly, the video is much more entertaining than the Halo film's true Hollywood story, which could be summed up as "What's Halo? They want how much? Who's that guy? It's canceled." That's not even worth posting on YouTube."

Yes, but they will make a Metal Gear Solid movie or a freakin Dead or Alive movie.. Who wants to see crusty old Snake in a freakin movie?? When I want something good and artistic Hollywood is the last place I look.

... it's a fuckin' Battle Rifle, bastards.

i wonder if it'll go to commercial 1/2 way through, like all G4 halo exclusives?

I'm a total Halo fanboy and that wasn't funny in the least.