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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:21PM hvnlysoldr said

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I play my eye patches card. That gives me night vision.

Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:21PM hvnlysoldr said

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You've activated my trap card. Swords of Revealing Lights.
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:21PM hvnlysoldr said

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That's not a trap card!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:22PM hvnlysoldr said

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Fudge! I mean I activate Let me show you my Pokemans!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:24PM hvnlysoldr said

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Oh no! That blinds my hero Plumber Merio!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:26PM hvnlysoldr said

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I draw! I lay down a face down and summon Stafy! I get an extra 200 mushroom points for an obscure character.
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:26PM hvnlysoldr said

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My dra-
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:27PM hvnlysoldr said

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You've activated my trap card! Build additional pylons!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:29PM hvnlysoldr said

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I use Miyahon Check! It up-ends the tea table delaying my draw phase but removing the problem!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:31PM hvnlysoldr said

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Now I summon Princess Rosie! She gives a bonus to every hero Plumber on the field and boosts his hammer points by 500.
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:32PM hvnlysoldr said

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hero Plumber Merio attack Stafy with raccoon wrench!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:33PM hvnlysoldr said

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Now you've activated my Swords of Revealing Light!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:34PM hvnlysoldr said

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I draw! I don't know why we're shouting! I sacrifice Stafy for Donkey King! I use his special ability and kidnap Princess Rosie!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:35PM hvnlysoldr said

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Oh no! Now I can't attack DKing until I've rescued Princess Rosie!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:35PM hvnlysoldr said

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Precisely! You've fallen into my cement pie factory trap!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:38PM hvnlysoldr said

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Since Miyahon Check resolves Build Additional Pylons, I draw! I summon Princess Toadie! And activate Rivalry! Toadie bit**slaps Rosie back to my side! Now Merio gains bonus from Toadie and Rosie powering his hammer points above yours!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:38PM hvnlysoldr said

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But you can't attack because Swords of Revealing Light is still in effect!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:39PM hvnlysoldr said

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I counter Swords of Revealing Light by first activating Wii-make!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:39PM hvnlysoldr said

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Oh NO!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:41PM hvnlysoldr said

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Oh yes! It lets me revive any past franchise or game or card ever!... except Mather... I use it to revive Miyahon Check!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:41PM hvnlysoldr said

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Oh NO!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:42PM hvnlysoldr said

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I use Miyahon Check to counter Swords of Revealing Light! Now Merio attack DKing with Cakes of Senfx Tension!
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2007 12:29AM WhatIsThatThing said

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I wish I had as much time as you do.
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:40PM Hunterprime said

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Joystiq is not 4chan Hvnlysoldr

Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:44PM (Unverified) said

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*weeps*

WHATS HAPPENING!?

Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:48PM cc123 said

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This is what happens when you play too many Nintendo games.

Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:51PM hvnlysoldr said

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I counter with Meal Gear Solid: Ninjas of Liberty. He'll slit your throat from underneath the box!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 11:08PM (Unverified) said

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Stop. No one liked you before. We still don't.

Jesus.

Posted: Aug 3rd 2007 12:08AM iBubbles said

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jajajajaja.
I don't know why I laughed, but I did.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2007 1:39AM (Unverified) said

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That is actually pretty mean.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2007 6:06AM (Unverified) said

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I thought it was vaguely amusing in a good way. >> [bricked]
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2007 1:14PM Accessgranted said

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lol wtf?

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