Pre-Teen Raider is actual name of young Lara Croft toon
by Justin McElroy 
{ Aug 2nd 2007 at 5:26PM }
It's that rare sort of offering that, with the title alone, can attract teenage fans, the creepos that want to abduct them and those who hope to thwart their ill breed. It'd almost be poetic, if it weren't all so icky. See for yourself if the yuck washes off when "Pre-Teen Raider" comes to GameTap on August 9th.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
JerJer @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:30PM
ahahahahahahaaaa hahaha *gasp* ahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha
BNinjaC @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:31PM
+1 internets
Mromson @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:30PM
What the... fuck? o_O
samfish @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:33PM
Look! It's PedoBear! And he's wearing his Rule 34 t-shirt!
BPM @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:58PM
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"Did someone say loli?"
Donald @ Aug 2nd 2007 8:02PM
I hereby present you with a coupon for one free internet.
MewMewtwo45 @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:35PM
Lara Croft + Kim Possible
hvnlysoldr @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:38PM
Except Kim is a high school senior. Isn't the sex idol Lara is. And perhaps most importantly isn't British like Lara. I expect this to do slightly better than Young Indiana Jones but just barely.
J8675309 @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:37PM
Kim Possible rip-off much?
Zsavior @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:41PM
There is a 4chan joke there waiting to happen.
Wilson @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:05PM
Remember rules #1 and #2 goddamnit!
and yes, Pedobear is getting his gametap account now.
DESU @ Aug 2nd 2007 10:38PM
rules 1&2 are really only ment for raids
faceless coward @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:42PM
Good idea: Make a mini-series based on a video game sex symbol to attract attention.
[accompanying animated video shows stereotypical gamers rushing to subscribe to GameTap]
Bad idea: Make a series based on a mini-video game sex symbol to attract attention.
[accompanying animated video shows Michael Jackson rushing to subscribe to GameTap]
Mr Intel @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:46PM
micheal is into boys
Mr Intel @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:45PM
why do i feel like a pedophile looking at that preview
any one else felt it
lol *signs*
Ghen @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:55PM
HOW DARE YOU ?! I'M A WELL RESPECTED MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY!
PSN: ummfada @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:46PM
Chris Hansen comes out at the end of the video
liqwid @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:55PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH, omg. I can't stop laughing after that "WAAAHOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Word of the street. @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:05PM
Damn everyone and their grandmas beat me with the Kim possible comparasion damn them well it was kind of obvious anyway.
Imadogg @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:09PM
Sickening
HotShotX @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:13PM
When will people learn that shows based on the idea that "Younger version of character doing same things as older counterpart but coping with teen issues" FUCKING SUCKS.
STOP.MAKING.THEM.
~HotShotX
hvnlysoldr @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:18PM
Blame Muppet Babies. Wait that's not about teenagers at all though...
liqwid @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:32PM
@ HvnlySoldr
Muppet Babies pwnd. End of story.
Corbo @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:17PM
I can't decide whether to laugh or vomit. I'd combine the two but I don't want to even imagine typing a sound effect for that.
What's next, Timesplitter Babies? Halo: The Next Generation? I really hope this doesn't start some kind of trend. It could only end with the horror of Pre-Teentris, in which juvenile blocks fall both for and on each other, all while balancing their duties to the basketball team. Or something.
...
I'll be right back, I need to go pitch an idea to some network executives.
And does anyone else think it's weird that she wears the exact same clothes throughout her entire life?
Mr Khan @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:20PM
nah, Pedobear is too busy playing Doki Doki Majo Shinpan to worry about this
But honestly, this is just stupid
IAMDUDE70 @ Aug 4th 2007 2:10AM
What next?A show about young(er) baby mario during his adventures in his mother's womb?
Janky @ Aug 2nd 2007 7:30PM
I think we have one of those pre-teen raiders registered in our neighborhood.
Benny @ Aug 2nd 2007 7:45PM
Just the thought of pre-teens being raided is yucky.
What's next? Harry Potter and the Girl from the internetz who looks surprisingly butch and far too old to be 14?
Benny @ Aug 2nd 2007 7:46PM
PS. I see Chris Langham got some TV work after all.
Dyabolik @ Aug 2nd 2007 8:39PM
ahaha Best.Name.Ever.
embassy @ Aug 2nd 2007 8:55PM
the big question is, who are they going to get to play the adorable yet clumsy sidekick?
ron stoppable is taken!
micklol @ Aug 3rd 2007 6:42PM
Two of the biggest reasons that I like these tomb raider games are missing then.
Not interested
cybereality @ Aug 2nd 2007 10:31PM
The original name was 'Pre-Teen Panty Raiders' but the ratings board made them change it.
Geist @ Aug 2nd 2007 10:35PM
Does anyone not make the following connection:
Tomb Raider: About a character who raids tombs.
Pre-Teen Raider: About a character...who...um. Yeah.
Honestly. How do executives look at that name and think "Yeah that's fine with me"
driven2sin @ Aug 3rd 2007 1:45AM
nice (s)cream at the end... her scream, my cream. yes lets keep this creepy.....
EdZ @ Aug 3rd 2007 2:50AM
Anyone else notice the slightly remixed Planet X theme (from the original Timesplitters)? That was an awesome level.
sZimm @ Aug 3rd 2007 3:56AM
o_O
Lord Necros @ Aug 3rd 2007 4:59AM
no tits. phail.