It's that rare sort of offering that, with the title alone, can attract teenage fans, the creepos that want to abduct them and those who hope to thwart their ill breed. It'd almost be poetic, if it weren't all so icky. See for yourself if the yuck washes off when "Pre-Teen Raider" comes to GameTap on August 9th.
It's that rare sort of offering that, with the title alone, can attract teenage fans, the creepos that want to abduct them and those who hope to thwart their ill breed. It'd almost be poetic, if it weren't all so icky. See for yourself if the yuck washes off when "Pre-Teen Raider" comes to GameTap on August 9th.
Reader Comments (38)
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 6:58PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
∩＿＿＿∩
| ノ ヽ
/ ● ● | クマ──！！
| ( _●_) ミ
彡､ |∪| ､｀＼
/ ＿＿ ヽノ /´> )
(＿＿＿） / (_／
| /
| ／＼ ＼
| / ) )
∪ （ ＼
＼＿)
"Did someone say loli?"
Reply
| ノ ヽ
/ ● ● | クマ──！！
| ( _●_) ミ
彡､ |∪| ､｀＼
/ ＿＿ ヽノ /´> )
(＿＿＿） / (_／
| /
| ／＼ ＼
| / ) )
∪ （ ＼
＼＿)
"Did someone say loli?"
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 8:02PM DonaldMick said
I hereby present you with a coupon for one free internet.
Reply
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 5:38PM hvnlysoldr said
Except Kim is a high school senior. Isn't the sex idol Lara is. And perhaps most importantly isn't British like Lara. I expect this to do slightly better than Young Indiana Jones but just barely.
Reply
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 6:05PM (Unverified) said
Remember rules #1 and #2 goddamnit!
and yes, Pedobear is getting his gametap account now.
Reply
and yes, Pedobear is getting his gametap account now.
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 5:42PM (Unverified) said
Good idea: Make a mini-series based on a video game sex symbol to attract attention.
[accompanying animated video shows stereotypical gamers rushing to subscribe to GameTap]
Bad idea: Make a series based on a mini-video game sex symbol to attract attention.
[accompanying animated video shows Michael Jackson rushing to subscribe to GameTap]
Reply
[accompanying animated video shows stereotypical gamers rushing to subscribe to GameTap]
Bad idea: Make a series based on a mini-video game sex symbol to attract attention.
[accompanying animated video shows Michael Jackson rushing to subscribe to GameTap]
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 5:45PM (Unverified) said
why do i feel like a pedophile looking at that preview
any one else felt it
lol *signs*
Reply
any one else felt it
lol *signs*
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 5:55PM LiqwidZero said
HAHAHAHAHAHAH, omg. I can't stop laughing after that "WAAAHOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Reply
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 6:05PM (Unverified) said
Damn everyone and their grandmas beat me with the Kim possible comparasion damn them well it was kind of obvious anyway.
Reply
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 6:13PM (Unverified) said
When will people learn that shows based on the idea that "Younger version of character doing same things as older counterpart but coping with teen issues" FUCKING SUCKS.
STOP.MAKING.THEM.
~HotShotX
Reply
STOP.MAKING.THEM.
~HotShotX
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 6:18PM hvnlysoldr said
Blame Muppet Babies. Wait that's not about teenagers at all though...
Reply
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 6:17PM Withad said
I can't decide whether to laugh or vomit. I'd combine the two but I don't want to even imagine typing a sound effect for that.
What's next, Timesplitter Babies? Halo: The Next Generation? I really hope this doesn't start some kind of trend. It could only end with the horror of Pre-Teentris, in which juvenile blocks fall both for and on each other, all while balancing their duties to the basketball team. Or something.
...
I'll be right back, I need to go pitch an idea to some network executives.
And does anyone else think it's weird that she wears the exact same clothes throughout her entire life?
Reply
What's next, Timesplitter Babies? Halo: The Next Generation? I really hope this doesn't start some kind of trend. It could only end with the horror of Pre-Teentris, in which juvenile blocks fall both for and on each other, all while balancing their duties to the basketball team. Or something.
...
I'll be right back, I need to go pitch an idea to some network executives.
And does anyone else think it's weird that she wears the exact same clothes throughout her entire life?
Posted: Aug 4th 2007 2:10AM (Unverified) said
What next?A show about young(er) baby mario during his adventures in his mother's womb?
Reply
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 7:30PM (Unverified) said
I think we have one of those pre-teen raiders registered in our neighborhood.
Reply
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 7:45PM (Unverified) said
Just the thought of pre-teens being raided is yucky.
What's next? Harry Potter and the Girl from the internetz who looks surprisingly butch and far too old to be 14?
Reply
What's next? Harry Potter and the Girl from the internetz who looks surprisingly butch and far too old to be 14?
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 7:46PM (Unverified) said
PS. I see Chris Langham got some TV work after all.
Reply
Posted: Aug 3rd 2007 6:42PM (Unverified) said
Two of the biggest reasons that I like these tomb raider games are missing then.
Not interested
Reply
Not interested
Posted: Aug 2nd 2007 10:31PM (Unverified) said
The original name was 'Pre-Teen Panty Raiders' but the ratings board made them change it.
Reply
Posted: Aug 3rd 2007 1:45AM (Unverified) said
nice (s)cream at the end... her scream, my cream. yes lets keep this creepy.....
Reply
Sorry, you must be logged in to leave a comment.
Featured Stories
The most popular posts
in the last 7 days
- Vita 'UMD Passport' won't be offered in US 218 comments
- Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning review: A tempting fate 152 comments
- David Jaffe leaves Eat Sleep Play, layoffs hit developer [Update] 107 comments
- Don't call it a remake: Final Fantasy X is a 'remaster,' to be clear 95 comments
- Battleship movie adapted into FPS by Double Helix 93 comments
