Pre-Teen Raider is actual name of young Lara Croft toon

by Justin McElroy { Aug 2nd 2007 at 5:26PM }

GameTap's Re/Visioned series takes beloved characters like Lara Croft and puts a new, bold spin on them through a series of short videos. For their new entry, we humbly suggest that someone should have taken the initiative to put a new, bold spin on the title, hopefully coming up with something a little less likely to attract the attention of Chris Hansen. Get ready for ... "Pre-Teen Raider." Seriously.

It's that rare sort of offering that, with the title alone, can attract teenage fans, the creepos that want to abduct them and those who hope to thwart their ill breed. It'd almost be poetic, if it weren't all so icky. See for yourself if the yuck washes off when "Pre-Teen Raider" comes to GameTap on August 9th.

Tags: gametap, tombraider

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

JerJer @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:30PM

ahahahahahahaaaa hahaha *gasp* ahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha

BNinjaC @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:31PM

+1 internets

Mromson @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:30PM

What the... fuck? o_O

samfish @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:33PM

Look! It's PedoBear! And he's wearing his Rule 34 t-shirt!

BPM @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:58PM

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"Did someone say loli?"

Donald @ Aug 2nd 2007 8:02PM

I hereby present you with a coupon for one free internet.

MewMewtwo45 @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:35PM

Lara Croft + Kim Possible

hvnlysoldr @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:38PM

Except Kim is a high school senior. Isn't the sex idol Lara is. And perhaps most importantly isn't British like Lara. I expect this to do slightly better than Young Indiana Jones but just barely.

J8675309 @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:37PM

Kim Possible rip-off much?

Zsavior @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:41PM

There is a 4chan joke there waiting to happen.

Wilson @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:05PM

Remember rules #1 and #2 goddamnit!

and yes, Pedobear is getting his gametap account now.

DESU @ Aug 2nd 2007 10:38PM

rules 1&2 are really only ment for raids

faceless coward @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:42PM

Good idea: Make a mini-series based on a video game sex symbol to attract attention.
[accompanying animated video shows stereotypical gamers rushing to subscribe to GameTap]

Bad idea: Make a series based on a mini-video game sex symbol to attract attention.
[accompanying animated video shows Michael Jackson rushing to subscribe to GameTap]

Mr Intel @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:46PM

micheal is into boys

Mr Intel @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:45PM

why do i feel like a pedophile looking at that preview

any one else felt it

lol *signs*

Ghen @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:55PM

HOW DARE YOU ?! I'M A WELL RESPECTED MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY!

PSN: ummfada @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:46PM

Chris Hansen comes out at the end of the video

liqwid @ Aug 2nd 2007 5:55PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, omg. I can't stop laughing after that "WAAAHOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Word of the street. @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:05PM

Damn everyone and their grandmas beat me with the Kim possible comparasion damn them well it was kind of obvious anyway.

Imadogg @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:09PM

Sickening

HotShotX @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:13PM

When will people learn that shows based on the idea that "Younger version of character doing same things as older counterpart but coping with teen issues" FUCKING SUCKS.

STOP.MAKING.THEM.

~HotShotX

hvnlysoldr @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:18PM

Blame Muppet Babies. Wait that's not about teenagers at all though...

liqwid @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:32PM

@ HvnlySoldr

Muppet Babies pwnd. End of story.

Corbo @ Aug 2nd 2007 6:17PM

I can't decide whether to laugh or vomit. I'd combine the two but I don't want to even imagine typing a sound effect for that.

What's next, Timesplitter Babies? Halo: The Next Generation? I really hope this doesn't start some kind of trend. It could only end with the horror of Pre-Teentris, in which juvenile blocks fall both for and on each other, all while balancing their duties to the basketball team. Or something.

...

I'll be right back, I need to go pitch an idea to some network executives.

And does anyone else think it's weird that she wears the exact same clothes throughout her entire life?