Long before the shame of Red Steel
and well beyond the absurdity
of Advent Rising
, there existed only Daikatana
. A game so dreadfully awful that the mere mention of it can be considered the setup and
the punchline. Should you not be fortunate enough (yes, fortunate
) to have experienced this godless monster of taint, GameTap
will be offering it up to subscribers come September 6th
We knew their deal
was too good to be true and we can only imagine the stipulations of having franchises like Tomb Raider
on the GameTap service. A contract -- weaved with the legendary locks of John Romero's lost mane and signed in blood harvested from the liver of a newborn child -- one that demanded Daikatana
live once more.
In the name of Superfly Johnson, amen.
[Thanks, Johnny Bloom!]