Red and black DS ships with Brain Age 2 Aug. 21
by Justin McElroy 
{ Aug 7th 2007 at 9:26AM }
Though retailers sort of spilled these beans already last month, Nintendo has now confirmed that a special two-tone DS bundle will ship with Brain Age 2 for $149.99. Expect to start seeing the package on store shelves on Aug. 21. Though we said in the headline that the new system is "red and black," the real colors ... well, we'll let the press release handle this one, it's too good not to publish. "The top half of the new Nintendo DS sports a smooth, glossy Crimson, reminiscent of a dangerous shade of lipstick or a cherry-red sports car. The bottom is a matte black – an Onyx yin that complements the Crimson yang."The new DS is, apparently, made of pure sex, and if there's a better game to pack in with it than one that asks you to count change, we don't know what it is.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
TWiNKiE @ Aug 7th 2007 9:38AM
Just imagine how this is gonna sell.....
Bajs @ Aug 7th 2007 9:40AM
teh sex
bender @ Aug 7th 2007 9:43AM
Japan is gonna explode again.
Phi Nguyen @ Aug 7th 2007 4:10PM
Yeah, in a big pile of feces! And tentacles. LOL.
So, is this for all regions? I thought this was just for Canada's Futureshop? Well, I hope to pick one up. It is teh sex.
Joshua @ Aug 7th 2007 9:43AM
I hope it's made of pure sex. I know that the last units must have been void of sex. The next time I get put on hold because my girlfriend is too focused on New Super Mario Bros...
Actually maybe her DS is pure sex in its current state...perhaps it's me that is lacking. I HATE YOU NINTENDO!
Radicoon @ Aug 7th 2007 9:49AM
Very slick indeed.
WiNG @ Aug 7th 2007 9:55AM
Gotta love that description.
If I had time to play a DS, I would buy this. But I'm not really ever on the go and not the one driving!
Faraz @ Aug 7th 2007 10:23AM
hmmmm this is a toughie.... a pure sex new ds or a pure sex new psp... suggestions anyone???
hvnlysoldr @ Aug 7th 2007 11:54AM
Touching is good. Oh so gooooooooooooood!
GRANTED @ Aug 7th 2007 10:07AM
awesome.
Faraz @ Aug 7th 2007 3:26PM
hmmmm... this is a toughie a new sexy ds or a new sexy psp lite
any suggestions???
thrillho @ Aug 7th 2007 10:23AM
anyone see pictures of this opened? I'm interested, and I didnt know if the entire top 1/2 is red, or just the top you can see when it is closed.
Dark-Pen @ Aug 7th 2007 10:29AM
oh lawd, pure sex DS plz
Curmeo @ Aug 7th 2007 12:43PM
sure as hell beats the Halo 360.
MrMustard @ Aug 7th 2007 7:20PM
I'm gonna get teh pure secks.
Purple Haze @ Aug 8th 2007 2:47AM
Man thats an awesome description!
Wickedneoq @ Aug 22nd 2007 9:17AM
Picked this one up on release day, first one out of the store.
My mom stole it from me.
Glad I have a black DS Lite as backup.
driven2sin @ Aug 22nd 2007 10:18AM
they are marketing teh sex to minors, call Jack now!!! sexy DS turn my daughter into a whore!!!