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Posted: Aug 8th 2007 12:07AM Vordus said

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Wow, that looks bad.

'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' bad.

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 5:07AM (Unverified) said

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It seems obvious to me that it's supposed to be ironic and funny. Why bash it?

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 8:14AM (Unverified) said

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You dont come here much, huh?
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Posted: Aug 8th 2007 12:12AM Wubbytoes said

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That looks unbelievably awesome.

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 8:26AM hotpuck6 said

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oh yeah,
well i heard it killed the dinosaurs.
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Posted: Aug 8th 2007 12:44AM (Unverified) said

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Wolfenstein 3d had better physics than that piece of shit game.

At least the movie looks good though.

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 12:54AM (Unverified) said

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I seen early 90's Saturday morning cartoons on PBS do better than that!

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 12:56AM (Unverified) said

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And people say videogames have bad plots.

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 12:58AM hvnlysoldr said

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Yes ripping scenes out of Reboot and Beast Wars would have been much better.

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 1:02AM (Unverified) said

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I'll definitely go watch it, if I'll enjoy it still remains to be decided. Ever since Doom I've been skeptical of movies about video games.


Oh who am I kidding Doom was sick.

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 5:32PM (Unverified) said

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Sick in the vomit-inducing sort of way.
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Posted: Aug 8th 2007 1:21AM (Unverified) said

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OMG. Where do I

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 1:23AM (Unverified) said

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OMG! Where do I go to buy that company's stock?

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 1:28AM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Aug 8th 2007 1:32AM Elfonzyo2 said

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I don't think they can honestly be serious about this, can they?

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 1:47AM TacoHell said

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Oh they can, and probably are. The actors seem way too serious for this to be a joke. On that note, I think I died a little inside after watching that trailer.
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Posted: Aug 8th 2007 2:07AM DarkTetsuya said

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two words: Uwe Boll
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Posted: Aug 8th 2007 1:45AM (Unverified) said

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Because of the Doom comment, and me being at Quakecon, I have one word to use three times for you.

Olduvai? Olduvai. Olduvai.

That sums up all video game movies.

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 1:52AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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I'd watch it.

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 2:12AM mezzaninex said

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AWESOME! AWESOME! FREAKIN AWESOME!!!

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 2:54AM KiraXD said

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no effing way is that real... is it? theres NO way that that is serious... it has to be a joke.. right?

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 9:58AM prime8 said

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yeah, it's fake...

how else could they get away with using all that Halo 3 footage.
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Posted: Aug 8th 2007 3:14AM megapenguinx said

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Pikachu!!!

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 3:59AM embassy said

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u know.

if u squint. and turn off the sound.

its not that bad.

no, wait.

it's worse.

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 4:13AM (Unverified) said

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Man, that link was so disappointing. I so expected a WAAAAAAAAAAAAALT clip on "give me back my son!"

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 10:48AM hvnlysoldr said

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NWF for life!
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Posted: Aug 8th 2007 7:50AM Cuddlefish said

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Forget the movie, I want that game!

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 8:11AM (Unverified) said

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It looks to be a viral placement. The site is filled with XBOX [original], Doritos ads, and Mountain Dew.

Also look at one of the "breaking news" stories. The chair "featured" in the film is a real product they are trying to sell:

"PHOENIX RESIDENT TO GET THE “FEEL” OF NEW HIGH TECH CHAIR
FROM MOVIE STAR

Phoenix, AZ (April 8, 2006) ---- When Kenny Mager entered the Comedy Central ThanXgiveaway Sweepstakes several months ago, he entered the contest like most people do, just in case. Kenny had no idea which prizes he might win. So it came as a great surprise to him, that first, he actually won the grand prize package, and second, one of the items in the grand prize package was no ordinary prize. One of the grand prizes came with a little history, a very unique story.

On Friday, March 24, 2006, Kenny was greeted with the delivery of this prize, the RX2 5.1 Media Chair. Just what is the RX2? It’s a revolutionary piece of home entertainment, a chair packed with a 5.1 surround sound system within its fabric; creating sounds you hear and feel. The RX2 Media Chair takes watching movies or playing videogames to a whole new sensory level."

No problem against product placement in games, but this seems a bit too blatant. And the fact that they are talking about top of the line CGI and showing that crud in the trailers? Gotta be viral.

Also they finished the movie in 2005. What is taking them so long?

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 8:29AM hotpuck6 said

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that tastes so sweet, it makes me crave some more of the Super Mario Bros Movie.

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 8:38AM DonaldMick said

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 9:08AM (Unverified) said

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this............looks..............AWESOME!!!!!

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 9:15AM Obienator said

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The game looks better than H3 and Gears of War combined!

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 9:34AM (Unverified) said

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so its a porn right?

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 10:05AM (Unverified) said

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Sounds great. Release Date 2008

http://imdb.com/title/tt0481494/

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 11:07AM (Unverified) said

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Tha...it....WTF?!

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 11:11AM horngreen said

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"at least the movie looks good though"? I hope that was sarcasm because that thing looks like crap. Easily the worst film/idea to come along in 07 if not all time. The whole thing should have been left on the cutting room floor. I would like to thank Joystiq for turning me on to his god awful flick though.

Posted: Aug 8th 2007 11:31AM aristokrat said

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IMDB lists it as an action-adventure comedy. Most comedies try to show some jokes in their trailers, unless they are spoofs, which would give credence to the idea that this whole thing is meant to be terrible. Unless of course whoever put it on IMDB decided that it was too terrible to not have comedy attached to it...

Posted: Aug 10th 2007 12:06AM (Unverified) said

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OMG Is this actually a real movie?

Posted: Aug 9th 2007 4:03PM (Unverified) said

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Can't wait 'till this hits Netflix!

Me and my girlfriend love picking apart bad tv/straight-to-DVD movies. Good times...

Posted: Aug 9th 2007 12:51PM (Unverified) said

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Hmmm, I'm skeptical about this movie. It probably won't be as great as it looks in the trailer.

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