Before you idly start chatting up your group in your favorite MMO from now on, you may want to check and make sure you're not on the record with Virtual World Productions, a new organization that has charged its 30 reporters with collecting news from, well, virtual worlds like World of Warcraft and Second Life. And no, it's not what you're thinking.
Curiously, the group is headed by Live Planet, a venture by pals Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. So, we can safely expect a really great initial outing followed by some poor choices, an eventual artistic renaissance and a widely-publicized yet ill-fated romance with Jennifer Lopez.
Reader Comments (18)
Posted: Aug 13th 2007 7:18PM (Unverified) said
I always knew those two were evil.
Posted: Aug 13th 2007 7:20PM (Unverified) said
Got any more pot?
Posted: Aug 13th 2007 7:54PM (Unverified) said
Lol that pic is funny haha.
Posted: Aug 13th 2007 8:05PM ill trooper said
I heard that Matt Damon is going to play Cliffy B in the 'Gears of War' movie. Just what I heard.
Posted: Aug 13th 2007 8:41PM Mabui said
How do you like Ben, and not Matt... it boggles the mind..
Posted: Aug 13th 2007 8:43PM Exo said
looks like someone shit in his cereal
Posted: Aug 13th 2007 8:45PM FrankTheCrank said
Hey man, Ben Affleck ended up with Jeniffer Gartner.
Not too shabby. That would make me forget J.Lo real quick.
Not too shabby. That would make me forget J.Lo real quick.
Posted: Aug 14th 2007 11:29AM (Unverified) said
Your joking right...
J.lo > Jeniffer Gartner any time of the day, ok
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J.lo > Jeniffer Gartner any time of the day, ok
Posted: Aug 13th 2007 8:54PM (Unverified) said
We interupt this program with a special update from the BBC:
Cindy: Tom what can you tell us regarding the recent develoment in the RaidMasters guild tragic mass death?
Tom: Well Cindy it appears that an eye witness recalls KrAtOs666 screaming about how drunk he was before his avatar randomly spazzed out causing every mob in the dungeon to aggro the raiding party. back to you Cindy.
Cindy: we ask that everyone at home stay calm as this is an isolated incident. If you have small children or pets it is advised that you bring them inside. We will keep you updated as more information is released.
Worst news ever.
Cindy: Tom what can you tell us regarding the recent develoment in the RaidMasters guild tragic mass death?
Tom: Well Cindy it appears that an eye witness recalls KrAtOs666 screaming about how drunk he was before his avatar randomly spazzed out causing every mob in the dungeon to aggro the raiding party. back to you Cindy.
Cindy: we ask that everyone at home stay calm as this is an isolated incident. If you have small children or pets it is advised that you bring them inside. We will keep you updated as more information is released.
Worst news ever.
Posted: Aug 13th 2007 9:54PM Lamppost said
Justin, you can't lump Matt and Ben in together! C'mon, one is Jason Bourne, the other was a homoerotic Daredevil.
Posted: Aug 13th 2007 10:59PM (Unverified) said
Perhaps, bus Matt Damon has never been asked to host Saturday Night Live, an honour that only good actors get. Plus Ben Affleck was in CLerks I&II, not to mention Jay and Slient Bob Strike Back and Mallrats. I've never seen Matt Damon even try to be funny, let alone succeed.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2007 12:40AM (Unverified) said
umm lest we forget chasing amy? ben also in that
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Posted: Aug 14th 2007 8:12AM (Unverified) said
World of J-LoCraft is being made by this company.
Posted: Aug 14th 2007 9:59AM (Unverified) said
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Posted: Aug 14th 2007 10:03AM (Unverified) said
last test...
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