Finally, here it is, that childhood-crushing behemoth that you always knew in your heart would come yet you never dared let scape your lips for fear that the very utterance of it would usher it forth from the dark recesses of your blackest nightmares. It's Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Game. Yes, it's a rhythm game. And yes, it includes the Chipmunks playing Blink 182, REM and ... wait for it ... Run DMC.
But unbelievably, the news gets better. See, this isn't just an Alvin and the Chipmunks game. This is a game based on an upcoming movie that re-imagines the Chipmunks for a new, hip demographic as you can see in the trailer above. Boy, if the game features the part where Alvin eats his own brother's defecation, it's automatically game of the year. Look for it (or, for the love of all things holy, don't) on Dec. 4.
