Joyswag: Win a copy of BioShock, get it overnighted (Part 2)
by Christopher Grant 
{ Aug 16th 2007 at 12:05PM }
Is it Part 2 of our fabulous BioShock giveaway already? Read the details below and enter for your chance to win, then check Part 1 for the background and another chance to win. It's free and easy, so what more do you want?
- Leave a comment below that tries to make us not excited about BioShock (spoiler alert: you can't!)
- You may only comment on this specific post once. If you leave more than one comment, you'll be automatically disqualified so be careful, ok?
- If you enter more than once, only activate one comment -- otherwise we'll send a Little Sister after you
- You can also enter our Part 1 giveaway, and both of Xbox 360 Fanboy's giveaways (Part 1 & Part 2), giving you a total of four chances to win. You can only win once though. Not bad, eh?
- This contest is open to readers in the US only
- Entries can be submitted until 12:04pm EDT on Friday, August 17th.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 66)
maskofskin @ Aug 16th 2007 12:09PM
Bioshock doesn't have enough minigames.
figurhead @ Aug 16th 2007 1:06PM
It's just like Doom 3...but underwater!
DaveP @ Aug 16th 2007 12:09PM
i want this game right now!
mr nimblewick @ Aug 16th 2007 12:09PM
There is a terrible lack of Nazis in this game.
Bagel @ Aug 16th 2007 12:12PM
Bioshock killed my father and raped my mother!
Fetus Ketchup @ Aug 16th 2007 12:34PM
Turns out that Big Daddy is a convicted sex offender. Maybe that's why he pretects the little sisters. Nexts thing you know there's a plasmid for lust. This game has turned was too raunchy.
AreYouDeeWhy? @ Aug 16th 2007 12:43PM
Yo I heard Bioshock has Syphilis. Stay away. It burns.
Cinthya @ Aug 16th 2007 12:48PM
Wait? Its not the Bioshock Special Edition?
Nahh, I pass.
James Donald Warrenfeltz @ Aug 16th 2007 12:57PM
Don't get too excited. It doesn't cure cancer... yet.
Michael Geary @ Aug 16th 2007 3:08PM
This game would have been better with the Nazis....and Vampires. Can Vampires breath underwater? And what happends if a priest blesses the water when a vamp is submerged????
Tib @ Aug 16th 2007 2:07PM
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brent @ Aug 17th 2007 10:52AM
pick me
Sean Semidey @ Aug 16th 2007 2:28PM
the game is completley glitched & unpassable right after the first level. sorry for spending ur moniez on the equivz of a free demo >_
jmoney @ Aug 16th 2007 3:30PM
my addiction to plasmids has ruined my life.
Sam @ Aug 16th 2007 3:29PM
I hate how there are no "Will it Blend" references in this game.
NATO_Duke @ Aug 16th 2007 3:31PM
The game only lasts a matter of hours - despite original reports that it could be a substitute for living the rest of your life.
Darren @ Aug 16th 2007 3:33PM
Im pretty sure i pooped in that city.
Atilac @ Aug 16th 2007 3:40PM
Sure it plays good, but does it have 4 Person coop?
Clint @ Aug 16th 2007 3:50PM
BioShock shows ingame clips of the Carlos Mencia show.
Stephen @ Aug 16th 2007 9:53PM
When you buy Bioshock, 90% of the disc is scratched out, because they only had the development time to complete the demo. So, you just dished out 60 dollars for nothing. Sorry!
Ryan @ Aug 16th 2007 4:59PM
The game has awful jaggies all over the place.
Marc C. @ Aug 16th 2007 5:21PM
This game was never ment to come out, don't bother playing it!
ACL @ Aug 16th 2007 5:52PM
Why should you not waist your time on Bioshock? The answer is obvious. It's actually a combat exercise controlled and maintained by crazy, boring philisophical AI's in order to recreate another underwater adventure in rapture that already happened 20 years ago so they can use the virtual training data to create Super-Plasmid Soldiers!
Big Daddy is actually a super-plasmid soldier in a battle enhancing suit.
The protagonists parents never really existed.
It's all been planned out from the beginning and your just a stupid puppet.
Thats why.
Ryan T @ Aug 16th 2007 7:34PM
That's right, who's your Big Daddy.
Jim_Hawking @ Aug 17th 2007 7:15PM
Unfortunately, Bioshock mostly work with chicken.
Damian R. Ourso @ Aug 17th 2007 3:28AM
this game has no multiplayer, so the most you will play it is twice or so and then box it up.
Kaubel @ Aug 17th 2007 8:24PM
The Toys R Us version will stop working on 8/21/07.
foehammer88 @ Aug 17th 2007 11:31AM
The game doesn't have genetically enhanced super space soldiers.
Jeremy Irons @ Aug 17th 2007 11:55AM
It's just another FPS! ....that I immensely want to play.
Crono @ Aug 16th 2007 12:09PM
Bioshock is overrated. There are way better looking games on PC. Bioshock? How about Crysis.
jeeze, joystiq is a bunch of console fanboys.
fischju @ Aug 16th 2007 12:10PM
BioShock might be delayed! If you beat it, a Big Daddy will find and kill you!
Leftwing @ Aug 16th 2007 12:10PM
If the story was turned down by many publishers, how great can the story be?
Paul Sauer @ Aug 16th 2007 12:10PM
I wasn't very impressed with the bioshock demo
3cubed minus 3squared plus1 @ Aug 16th 2007 12:50PM
No Pirates or Ninjas made this game a fail.
adam @ Aug 16th 2007 12:17PM
mr. bubbles, of course!
Kevin Gass @ Aug 16th 2007 12:11PM
You cant see your feet!
Brymo @ Aug 16th 2007 12:10PM
I would love to have this game!
Almack64 @ Aug 16th 2007 2:10PM
And the lack of night vision makes this seem a little aged and lacklustered.
Eric G @ Aug 16th 2007 12:12PM
Here's hoping!
chenry @ Aug 16th 2007 12:10PM
Canada want BioShock too :(
Christopher Mui @ Aug 16th 2007 12:11PM
Too bad there is no multiplayer.
DBuck_Eye @ Aug 16th 2007 12:10PM
The graphics are uhhhh...
The graphics are uuuhhhh...
the graphics are uuugglly (there, I lied, happy?)
Spudbo @ Aug 16th 2007 12:11PM
the 50's deco theme is beautiful
zymase @ Aug 16th 2007 2:54PM
Art Deco: 1920-1939. Lovingly recreated in Bioshock, maybe with better anti-aliasing than the real thing.
nimby @ Aug 16th 2007 12:11PM
It doesn't have 10GB of audio in eleven languages.
Adam @ Aug 16th 2007 12:12PM
Bioshock's water/plane crash scene my first OMG Teh Grafx moment of this gen.
ozzy17 @ Aug 16th 2007 12:13PM
its such a dark setting you may hav to get up off your couch and turn up your brightness on the tv!
Mike Jenkins @ Aug 16th 2007 12:11PM
Yay for BioShock!
VASH THE STAMPEDE @ Aug 16th 2007 12:13PM
Ahh bioshock is good, but what about all the other great games comming out like "Barbies Island Adventure" thats way better than bioshock
Free Lono @ Aug 16th 2007 12:12PM
This is actually the prequel to all of the Gundam Games.