Joyswag: Win a copy of BioShock, get it overnighted (Part 2)

by Christopher Grant { Aug 16th 2007 at 12:05PM }

[Update: Alright, folks. Comments are closed, we've picked a winner and shipped out their prize. Congratulations to Jake!]

Is it Part 2 of our fabulous BioShock giveaway already? Read the details below and enter for your chance to win, then check Part 1 for the background and another chance to win. It's free and easy, so what more do you want?

Leave a comment below that tries to make us not excited about BioShock (spoiler alert: you can't!)
You may only comment on this specific post once. If you leave more than one comment, you'll be automatically disqualified so be careful, ok?
If you enter more than once, only activate one comment -- otherwise we'll send a Little Sister after you
You can also enter our Part 1 giveaway, and both of Xbox 360 Fanboy's giveaways (Part 1 & Part 2), giving you a total of four chances to win. You can only win once though. Not bad, eh?
This contest is open to readers in the US only
Entries can be submitted until 12:04pm EDT on Friday, August 17th.

Official rules are here, so check 'em if you've got any questions.

Tags: BioShock

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 66)

mr nimblewick @ Aug 16th 2007 12:09PM

There is a terrible lack of Nazis in this game.

Bagel @ Aug 16th 2007 12:12PM

Bioshock killed my father and raped my mother!

Fetus Ketchup @ Aug 16th 2007 12:34PM

Turns out that Big Daddy is a convicted sex offender. Maybe that's why he pretects the little sisters. Nexts thing you know there's a plasmid for lust. This game has turned was too raunchy.

AreYouDeeWhy? @ Aug 16th 2007 12:43PM

Yo I heard Bioshock has Syphilis. Stay away. It burns.

Cinthya @ Aug 16th 2007 12:48PM

Wait? Its not the Bioshock Special Edition?

Nahh, I pass.

James Donald Warrenfeltz @ Aug 16th 2007 12:57PM

Don't get too excited. It doesn't cure cancer... yet.

Michael Geary @ Aug 16th 2007 3:08PM

This game would have been better with the Nazis....and Vampires. Can Vampires breath underwater? And what happends if a priest blesses the water when a vamp is submerged????

Tib @ Aug 16th 2007 2:07PM

brent @ Aug 17th 2007 10:52AM

pick me

Sean Semidey @ Aug 16th 2007 2:28PM

the game is completley glitched & unpassable right after the first level. sorry for spending ur moniez on the equivz of a free demo >_

jmoney @ Aug 16th 2007 3:30PM

my addiction to plasmids has ruined my life.

Sam @ Aug 16th 2007 3:29PM

I hate how there are no "Will it Blend" references in this game.

NATO_Duke @ Aug 16th 2007 3:31PM

The game only lasts a matter of hours - despite original reports that it could be a substitute for living the rest of your life.

Darren @ Aug 16th 2007 3:33PM

Im pretty sure i pooped in that city.

Atilac @ Aug 16th 2007 3:40PM

Sure it plays good, but does it have 4 Person coop?

Clint @ Aug 16th 2007 3:50PM

BioShock shows ingame clips of the Carlos Mencia show.

Stephen @ Aug 16th 2007 9:53PM

When you buy Bioshock, 90% of the disc is scratched out, because they only had the development time to complete the demo. So, you just dished out 60 dollars for nothing. Sorry!

Ryan @ Aug 16th 2007 4:59PM

The game has awful jaggies all over the place.

Marc C. @ Aug 16th 2007 5:21PM

This game was never ment to come out, don't bother playing it!

ACL @ Aug 16th 2007 5:52PM

Why should you not waist your time on Bioshock? The answer is obvious. It's actually a combat exercise controlled and maintained by crazy, boring philisophical AI's in order to recreate another underwater adventure in rapture that already happened 20 years ago so they can use the virtual training data to create Super-Plasmid Soldiers!
Big Daddy is actually a super-plasmid soldier in a battle enhancing suit.
The protagonists parents never really existed.
It's all been planned out from the beginning and your just a stupid puppet.

Thats why.