Joyswag: Win a copy of BioShock, get it overnighted (Part 2)

[Update: Alright, folks. Comments are closed, we've picked a winner and shipped out their prize. Congratulations to Jake!]

Is it Part 2 of our fabulous BioShock giveaway already? Read the details below and enter for your chance to win, then check Part 1 for the background and another chance to win. It's free and easy, so what more do you want?

Leave a comment below that tries to make us not excited about BioShock (spoiler alert: you can't!)
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You can also enter our Part 1 giveaway, and both of Xbox 360 Fanboy's giveaways (Part 1 & Part 2), giving you a total of four chances to win. You can only win once though. Not bad, eh?
This contest is open to readers in the US only
Entries can be submitted until 12:04pm EDT on Friday, August 17th.

Official rules are here, so check 'em if you've got any questions.

Reader Comments (3263)

Bioshock doesn't have enough minigames.

It's just like Doom 3...but underwater!

i want this game right now!

There is a terrible lack of Nazis in this game.

Bioshock killed my father and raped my mother!

Turns out that Big Daddy is a convicted sex offender. Maybe that's why he pretects the little sisters. Nexts thing you know there's a plasmid for lust. This game has turned was too raunchy.

Yo I heard Bioshock has Syphilis. Stay away. It burns.

Wait? Its not the Bioshock Special Edition?

Nahh, I pass.

Don't get too excited. It doesn't cure cancer... yet.

This game would have been better with the Nazis....and Vampires. Can Vampires breath underwater? And what happends if a priest blesses the water when a vamp is submerged????

pick me

the game is completley glitched & unpassable right after the first level. sorry for spending ur moniez on the equivz of a free demo >_

my addiction to plasmids has ruined my life.

I hate how there are no "Will it Blend" references in this game.

The game only lasts a matter of hours - despite original reports that it could be a substitute for living the rest of your life.

Im pretty sure i pooped in that city.

Sure it plays good, but does it have 4 Person coop?

BioShock shows ingame clips of the Carlos Mencia show.

When you buy Bioshock, 90% of the disc is scratched out, because they only had the development time to complete the demo. So, you just dished out 60 dollars for nothing. Sorry!

The game has awful jaggies all over the place.

This game was never ment to come out, don't bother playing it!

Why should you not waist your time on Bioshock? The answer is obvious. It's actually a combat exercise controlled and maintained by crazy, boring philisophical AI's in order to recreate another underwater adventure in rapture that already happened 20 years ago so they can use the virtual training data to create Super-Plasmid Soldiers!
Big Daddy is actually a super-plasmid soldier in a battle enhancing suit.
The protagonists parents never really existed.
It's all been planned out from the beginning and your just a stupid puppet.

Thats why.