Joyswag: Win a copy of BioShock, get it overnighted (Part 2)

[Update: Alright, folks. Comments are closed, we've picked a winner and shipped out their prize. Congratulations to Jake!]

Is it Part 2 of our fabulous BioShock giveaway already? Read the details below and enter for your chance to win, then check Part 1 for the background and another chance to win. It's free and easy, so what more do you want?

Leave a comment below that tries to make us not excited about BioShock (spoiler alert: you can't!)
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If you enter more than once, only activate one comment -- otherwise we'll send a Little Sister after you
You can also enter our Part 1 giveaway, and both of Xbox 360 Fanboy's giveaways (Part 1 & Part 2), giving you a total of four chances to win. You can only win once though. Not bad, eh?
This contest is open to readers in the US only
Entries can be submitted until 12:04pm EDT on Friday, August 17th.

Official rules are here, so check 'em if you've got any questions.

Reader Comments (3263)

the subtitles weren't synched on my demo download

I hate that the Big Daddy is not playable! That should be the goal of the game.. become the biggest daddy

You'll be too immersed in this game to remember to go pick up your Halo 3 cat helmet!

it's just another FPS that will sell 250,000 units.

this game will probably disappoint in the end because we've all been there and done that...

Bioshock lacks in innovation.

Chapter 4--Snape kills Ryan.

It's just a game.

There has to be a reason this game wasn't picked up by all those previous companies. I mean, they all know a GOTY when they see it. :D

Give it to me, and I'll give you a hug.

No Halo 3 in the title.

You're actually dead the whole time.

So this is my fourth comment on the last part for this giveaway...I just ran out of things to say...

Maybe I just really can't get you guys to have less hype for this game.

Didn't Fallout come out in 1997?

The lack of legs and user shadows are one thing, but watching balls of goo be forced out of your palms is something else entirely. Disgusting! And then you just keep squeezing it...

Besides, this game is way too suspenseful. You're likely to soil yourself every time you meet a new splicer!

You heard it here first, folks - BioShock is named thusly because it will make you vomit and/or urinate uncontrollably.

pre-street-date copies of Bioshock have been known to cause cancer and red rings of death in laboratory rats

I like that you can set up booby traps.

You cannot freeze water.

1, There's only 1000 achivement points, other games have more
2, A disturbing lack of badgers in the main plot
3, Level glitches
4, Fish
5, Uhh.. Altoids

The Best Game Evar.

MAKES ME WANT TO GO AND GET A DRILL FOR AN ARM

Halo 3 is better?

The writing and atmosphere is TOO good. It'll turn you off from ANY other game. Sure, it's a great game, but do you want it to be the last game you play, ever?

The Howard Hughes-esque creator of Rapture, Andrew Ryan.

Bioshock is nothing but DOOM 3 switching Mars with an underwater city.

There is no "unzip" command, ala Postal 2.

Playing games that star drug-induced heroes is so 1980s. If you play this game, JThompson wins the war. Let's go back to Pacman.

You won't be able to go see "SUPERBAD" this weekend because you will be locked inside away from the world and lurking in the darkness of Rapture!

If I win, I'd be willing to pay shipping to get it delivered to my door.

No SHODAN. That makes me cry a little inside.

I need Bioshock

BioShock is a great game the demo rocked, but there are two sides to every coin and the ugly side of BioShock is. . .that the game eventually ends!!!! I know it sucks, it's not to late don't buy it

Bioshock seems like a real "shocking" game.

Needs more cowbell.

This will make you not excited about Bioshock... the end guy is Michael Jackson, "The Biggest Daddy of them All!", and he fights you while sending his "Little Brothers" to beat you with pillows while he pets his monkey.