Joyswag: Win a copy of BioShock, get it overnighted (Part 2)

[Update: Alright, folks. Comments are closed, we've picked a winner and shipped out their prize. Congratulations to Jake!]

Is it Part 2 of our fabulous BioShock giveaway already? Read the details below and enter for your chance to win, then check Part 1 for the background and another chance to win. It's free and easy, so what more do you want?

• Leave a comment below that tries to make us not excited about BioShock (spoiler alert: you can't!)
  
• You may only comment on this specific post once. If you leave more than one comment, you'll be automatically disqualified so be careful, ok?
  
• If you enter more than once, only activate one comment -- otherwise we'll send a Little Sister after you
• You can also enter our Part 1 giveaway, and both of Xbox 360 Fanboy's giveaways (Part 1 & Part 2), giving you a total of four chances to win. You can only win once though. Not bad, eh?
• This contest is open to readers in the US only
• Entries can be submitted until 12:04pm EDT on Friday, August 17th.

Official rules are here, so check 'em if you've got any questions.