Karma is a funny thing. We used to scoff at the bug-collecting nerdlinger, then we got addicted to Pokemon
and that kid wouldn't even be seen talking with us. We used to laugh at the Baja jacket-clad guitarist sitting in the hallway trying to get girls interested as he fumbled his way through "Stairway," then Guitar Hero
turned us into that exact guy, but with a toy guitar
. Now, Super Smash Bros. Brawl
has seen fit to punish us for making fun of the girl who adorned her binder with so many stickers that Fredrick von Trapperkeeper himself wouldn't have recognized it.
With the new sticker collection feature you'll be, well, collecting stickers that you earn by playing the game featuring beloved Nintendo characters and putting them in an album. No, there's no practical purpose for collecting them and no, that won't stop us from going after them like we were Tommy Lee Jones and they were Harrison Ford ... or we were Harrison Ford and they were the One-Armed Man. Something like that. You might feel tempted to laugh at us as we scamper after our adhesive prize, but remember ... karma's watching.