Former Poison frontman Bret Michaels will be lending his likeness to Activision's Guitar Hero III
, in the form of an ingame lead singer. A motion-captured Michaels will appear onstage to sing Poison's "Talk Dirty to Me"
as well as the original version of the (no doubt fantastic
) "Go That Far" from the Bret Michaels Band.
Of course, the Poison song is a cover, so it'll be a simulated Bret Michaels lip-synching to the voice of another
simulated Bret Michaels, while we pretend to play guitar. Oh, no. If Bret Michaels is singing, does that make us C.C. DeVille
? We must never buy or play Guitar Hero III