What do you do for an encore after you've told a critic to go have sexual relations with his own mother? You agree to a
follow-up interview and proceed to flip out. To say that Wired's Chris Kohler
didn't enjoy Boll's latest film,
Postal, is to say that smashing your toes with a hammer merely "tingles." The infamous director took it to Kohler
earlier this week in a barrage of broken English and PR buffoonery that -- we thought -- couldn't be crazier if he tried.
Uwe Boll ... you sly dog.
Conducted via telephone, Boll opens the conversation by saying, "Whatever I say, you have to print it how it is, and correct the spelling." Kohler responds, "Well, there's no spelling on the phone. So, it's okay." Can you hear that? It's the sound of the lulztrain making a stop on your Internets.
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They could have Uwe on as the pilot contenstant.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXUVd2c83c
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No BS. He really does.
I'm going berserk just trying to graduate and pricks like him are able to obtain doctorates by simply printing a certificate made in MS Paint.
Damnit, I need to fix my printer. LoL.
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He points out that he's making money by making these movies, and that's what important.. but then simultaneously gets upset at reviewers who peg him for doing just that.
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I'm not defending Boll. He's already proven himself to me as being a misguided and unskilled filmmaker through his previous films, and the transcripts I've read of his interviews make him seem like even more of a buffoon.
However, it seems like Boll doesn't understand why people are so hard on him because this time he actually didn't even try to make a "good" movie. He intended the audience to view it as social commentary, which apparently didn't happen at early screenings (and probably will never happen). Oh well.
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Gamers take offense because he makes games into movies. We as gamers like to see that, but when they turn out shit we feel like somebody just took a dump on our front step.
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BTW, I'm still not speaking in defense of Boll...
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He does know his movies suck (well at least 1). On the House of the Dead commentary, in reference to the bad reviews, he said something along the lines of "well how good can you expect a movie based on a zombie game to be? its a retarded storyline" and then said he added lots of gore and tits to "improve" the quality of the movie, but still admits its not very good anyways.
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