If you did have high hopes, we need to have a little talk about why, exactly, you'd feel that way. Maybe you just love the show and performers that much, in which case, we feel for you. But we're not sure there are any other valid reasons. No, we haven't actually played it yet, but after watching this video, the magical sense that's kept us from ever, ever buying a Batman game is going absolutely haywire.
If you did have high hopes, we need to have a little talk about why, exactly, you'd feel that way. Maybe you just love the show and performers that much, in which case, we feel for you. But we're not sure there are any other valid reasons. No, we haven't actually played it yet, but after watching this video, the magical sense that's kept us from ever, ever buying a Batman game is going absolutely haywire.
Reader Comments (31)
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 3:28PM Vegeta has a ps3 said
Well the Kaz Hirai thing was kinda funny.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 3:33PM (Unverified) said
Somewhere, somebody will buy this, and that makes me sad.
Very sad.
Very sad.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 3:36PM AUserName said
Why do people watch this show again? "HEY! Jackass is on! Let's watch them try to kill themselves and take painful shots at each others testies!"
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 4:43PM Vegeta has a ps3 said
And that's why you're a lame duck. It's always fun to watch people do things that you wouldn't have the guts to do.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2007 3:42PM Ignatius said
To quote some critic, "Jackass, the only show named after it's target audience."
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 3:45PM (Unverified) said
pain for the psn seems very jackass like.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 3:48PM Neon Jebus said
If my bull semen chugging mini-game isn't top of the line high def graphics I'll have none at all thank you very much.
Thanks for ruining my Christmas buttholes!
Thanks for ruining my Christmas buttholes!
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 3:49PM (Unverified) said
This should be included as a crime against humanity.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 4:06PM (Unverified) said
hey! maybe theyll turn this into a jackass fridge kart party game :D
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 3:51PM (Unverified) said
Just seeing that video gave me a:
Headache (x1)
Eye Bleed (x2)
Stomach Churn (x3)
Clubbed Baby Seal (x4)
...ok...maybe it just made me depressed - and made me think that the 1080 engine has never been so degraded in its short lifespan...
Headache (x1)
Eye Bleed (x2)
Stomach Churn (x3)
Clubbed Baby Seal (x4)
...ok...maybe it just made me depressed - and made me think that the 1080 engine has never been so degraded in its short lifespan...
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 5:08PM (Unverified) said
i was thinking the exact same thing ... 1080 hahahah
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Posted: Aug 16th 2007 3:51PM (Unverified) said
Coming up next is a title I'm sure many of you haven't seen in a while lets just uh, bring up the... here's the title screen... isn't this bringing back memories? This is a title that,, you hear taht music? Listen to that. Just makes you smile. Well in about 3 minutes we oh OH here it is it's Fridge Racer!..... FRRIIIIIIIDGE RACER!!!
If you flip the fridge on its back you can attack its cooling unit for massive damage.
If you flip the fridge on its back you can attack its cooling unit for massive damage.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 3:55PM Neon Jebus said
Oh God man...
When XPlay reviews this...I think the world will cave in on itself and we will all cease to be.
"Jackass: The Game gets two (video of Johnny taking a shot to his baby maker) out of five."
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When XPlay reviews this...I think the world will cave in on itself and we will all cease to be.
"Jackass: The Game gets two (video of Johnny taking a shot to his baby maker) out of five."
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 3:55PM Hak Foo said
I thought it looked slightly entertaining.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 3:57PM Neon Jebus said
"...the magical sense that's kept us from ever, ever buying a Batman game is going absolutely haywire."
Justin, you hurt my feelers with that.
Justin, you hurt my feelers with that.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 4:15PM Neon Jebus said
You should have come out to Indy for GenCon to do a fill in for 'Off the Grid'. First round of drinks on me!
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Posted: Aug 16th 2007 4:05PM CommentSystem said
why do all of the character models look like black people with "white face"?
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 4:08PM baef said
I think it looks like it could be fun. Not the best game by far but entertaining.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 4:17PM (Unverified) said
Do I lose IQ points for thinking that it looked like a lot of fun?
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 4:31PM (Unverified) said
C'est vraiment nul !
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 4:24PM Lamppost said
I'm glad to see they're still making games for the Nintendo 64.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 4:55PM (Unverified) said
I cannot believe that there is a game for Jackass. I mean, that show has no grand goals, no overarching storyline, nothing except for people beating their brains out. However, the hit detection looks good, being able to pinpoint which crucial joints or limbs are being affected. Whoever programmed that showed work on some current-gen games.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 4:56PM (Unverified) said
This is exactly the title the PS3 could use to sell some consoles. No, I'm not kidding. At least, though, we'll know in the future that that system will eventually become inundated with dumb crap like this, much like the PS2 did during its never-fading lifespan. This looks about as exciting as that godawful South park kart racing game on the PS1. Man, that was a terrible, terrible torture test if ever there was one.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 4:59PM (Unverified) said
I'm actually looking forward to this game. And the reason the graphics look like that is because the PSP is the lead platform. The game actually sounds like its gonna be pretty fun and has some decent online components (the PSP version anyways). As a fan of the show, I'm definitely checking it out. Unlike some here I am not above laughing at someone getting hit in the nuts.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 5:54PM (Unverified) said
I think there's a spot in the El Paso landfill beside some ET cartridges for this particular game.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 6:05PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
I lol'd.
I dunno, even excluding the Kaz Hirai jab, it was kinda funny. I liked the fact it lists all the injuries you obtain.
I dunno, even excluding the Kaz Hirai jab, it was kinda funny. I liked the fact it lists all the injuries you obtain.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 6:28PM (Unverified) said
I just love the laugh tracks. Sadly I want to play this just to see how bad it is.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 7:00PM (Unverified) said
It looks entertaining. I might pick it up when it hits 10-20 dollars. Which shouldn't take long.
Posted: Aug 16th 2007 9:02PM (Unverified) said
I think I might just have to rent this.
XD
XD
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