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Posted: Aug 17th 2007 7:06PM tchuks said

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Call me "old-school" if you want, but I think when playing a videogame, the only thing I want to be hard are the boss stages.

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 7:16PM hvnlysoldr said

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Best selling SCII game was GCN just because of Link. Yeah I resent them greatly for abandoning us.

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 7:20PM GanonSmash said

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yum.

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 7:26PM CBingo said

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Suddenly I am thirsty for some milk and crave some weapon combat at the same time.

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 7:34PM (Unverified) said

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If people ever want video games to be taken seriously as an artistic medium, they need to ditch the retarded man-boy sexuality that's so rampant in so many games.

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 9:26PM (Unverified) said

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Well there are plenty of sexploitation flicks too, and a lot of the times they do better financially than the indie arthouse films.

Not like I would've bought this game anyway but hey, at least they're upfront about it.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2007 10:10PM Pal said

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Not true. Pornographic videos are rampant, and we also have fine films. We have Hustler, and we also have Shakespeare. Those who question electronic gaming are just too lazy to give up passive entertainment.
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Posted: Aug 18th 2007 4:10AM (Unverified) said

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Except that there IS no video game equivalent of Citizen Kane or Shakespeare or anything that defines an artistic genre. There are some great games, sure, but there are no games that I am willing to call a TRUE work of art, a TRUE cultural achievement. And don't throw Shadow of the Colossus or Okami or Psychonauts at me, they're all great games but none are true works of culture.

Video games are a young medium, and a particularly financially driven medium at that. If publishers keep making money off cheap, blatant appeal to teenage male hormonal urges, it will quash what little hope exists for video games to truly GROW as a genre, and to eventually achieve the designation as artistic medium
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Posted: Aug 18th 2007 10:39AM Kree said

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Grow up Werbal, or if you can't do that then go join Ebert's whine-parade. Go visit a fucking art museum once in a while.

http://home.sprynet.com/~mindweb/maincan.htm
These 90 literal cans of shit are considered to be highly-valuable (EUR30,500 (US$25,000–35,000)) pieces of minimalist art. It's a jab at the culture of art itself and yet it is also very much art.

And you use Shakespeare as an example? He wrote those plays to earn money. I'm sure there were hundreds of unmemorable and worthless plays also written at the same time he wrote his ones. The difference was that a lot of people liked his plays better.

Surprise surprise, companies make games to earn money, and just like our ol' pal Shakespeare, they use them to entertain the public. So what the fuck suddenly excludes critically-acclaimed games from being "art"?
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Posted: Sep 6th 2007 3:58PM (Unverified) said

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so in that case every female character in video games should from now on be as unrealistically flat as pancakes. well done! good idea! maybe soon every video game should have all the guys with pot bellies.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2007 7:47PM (Unverified) said

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Am I the only one that wants to see Talim?

Posted: Aug 18th 2007 12:10AM (Unverified) said

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The 15 year old? Dude, you're sick.
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Posted: Aug 18th 2007 1:27AM (Unverified) said

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If you hear a knock at your door tomorrow, it's Dateline.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2007 7:58PM (Unverified) said

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wow ! I would like to see them in bikini on the beach and maybe see them play volleyball ... I mean NOOO!!!

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 8:04PM (Unverified) said

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yes, i approve

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 8:23PM Grey Acumen said

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DoA Beach Volleyball was all about Volleyball too.

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 8:24PM (Unverified) said

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GOT MILK?

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 8:57PM JoshMilewski said

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Considering they've all grown so much larger seemingly overnight, I somehow doubt it has anything to do with an increased capacity of milk. ;)
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Posted: Aug 17th 2007 8:54PM (Unverified) said

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gotta love the whole "who needs armor, ill fight in panties" mindset!

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 10:00PM medeasin said

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Sophitia grew up. She's a MILF now. Deal with it. Cassandra is the new teen Sophitia. And what's so almost NSFW about Voldo? He's got a spike on his sacrum, big deal. You do know that's nowhere near his anus right?

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 11:27PM hvnlysoldr said

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I just noticed Sophitia is crying.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2012 7:02PM JLM said

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They only seem ridiculous in the solo shots. In the battle scenes from the gallery they seem a bit more in proportion, though still much larger than previously.

And did no one notice Voldo's ridiculous codpiece?

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 10:33PM (Unverified) said

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Cassandra is so delicious.

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 10:52PM EKAJ13 said

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Voldo has telescopic nightvision goggles!?

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 11:59PM (Unverified) said

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spoiler: voldo is actually sam fisher
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Posted: Aug 18th 2007 12:19PM michaspi said

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Addendum to spoiler: Voldo is actually Fisher's alternate personality a la Killer7
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Posted: Aug 17th 2007 10:59PM (Unverified) said

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@KiraXD, comment #24 I believe.

Thank you! That was the funniest comment I've read in a while.

Posted: Aug 18th 2007 1:36AM (Unverified) said

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So Namco is now taking a page out of DOA's playbook? Geez..give them bigger hips.

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 11:23PM (Unverified) said

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Soul Calibur has officially gone to shit with these character models that are totally ridiculous. Is the DoA team producing Soul Calibur IV? 'cause Soul Calibur IV = DoA with swords. Namco, how about forgeting about the freakin meat watermelon characters in whorecraft attire and take S.C. IV back to its medieval fighting roots.

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 11:20PM (Unverified) said

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So, where's the pics of the guys? Besides Voldo, because I don't really consider him fanservice for us ladies.

The big boobs are not going to bother me so long as there is fair and equitable beefcake available. Is there? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted: Aug 17th 2007 11:33PM Platy said

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http://soulcaliburuniverse.com/images/sc4/2dchars/
nightmare, ziegfried and mitsurugi

also get free taki's party baloons, tira doing some job aplication for a stripper club and ... well ... ivy =P

...and i'm the only one that will NOT be surprised if they make even raphael with big boobs ? =P
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Posted: Aug 17th 2007 11:43PM michaspi said

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A girl?

On MY Internets?

:-)
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Posted: Aug 18th 2007 12:06AM (Unverified) said

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you're right, no male fanservice. Maybe... kilik? Is he even in these games anymore?
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Posted: Aug 17th 2007 11:28PM (Unverified) said

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Let me guess... in Sophitia's ending, Soul Edge becomes a bra with appropriate back support.

Also, am I the only one finding it really odd that someone who supposedly serves a virgin goddess of war (Athena) has sex characteristics reminiscent of a Playboy centerfold?

Also, for Voldo... you know, if they're willing to put a spike on his ass, I can only imagine what exciting and painful things are being done to his codpiece.

Posted: Aug 18th 2007 12:13AM (Unverified) said

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I predict not a codpiece, but an "iron maiden-piece"
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Posted: Aug 18th 2007 11:38AM (Unverified) said

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Rated M for Mameries.

Posted: Aug 18th 2007 12:14AM ThornedVenom said

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I'm pretty sure as heck that zooming in will be the new innovative picture.

Posted: Aug 18th 2007 12:22AM Lord Minogue said

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got milk?

Posted: Aug 18th 2007 12:39AM wako said

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i wish that guy wasnt bending back like that... looks really awkward when a guy does it..

Posted: Aug 18th 2007 1:28AM (Unverified) said

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That's the only thing about Voldo that disturbs you?
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Posted: Aug 18th 2007 1:30AM michaspi said

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Well, we ARE talking about Voldo...
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Posted: Aug 18th 2007 3:17AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Are they really larger than before? I know they look big, but are they really larger than before?

Posted: Aug 18th 2007 12:33PM (Unverified) said

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Much larger
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Posted: Sep 6th 2007 3:59PM (Unverified) said

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FINALLY!!! someone else sees my point.
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Posted: Aug 18th 2007 3:48AM (Unverified) said

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...What, did Soul Calibur 3 do so bad they had to add extra tits to it?

...because I don't really mind too much.

Posted: Aug 18th 2007 5:49AM super ultra said

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haha voldo

Posted: Aug 18th 2007 6:49AM (Unverified) said

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see this shit pisses me off, it turns what should be a serious fighting game into a joke.

Sophitia and she looks like she's out of a damn hentai cartoon or something.

is this supposed to be like a japanese version of a grind house shits-and-giggles satirical send-up?

i mean how do you even look at that image in all seriousness and not laugh out loud at the lunacy of it all.

the style fits DOA but it looks utterly retarded in this game. i haven't seen much of japan's dramatic arts, but i think i'd vomit at the thought of what their 'godfather' or 'citizen cane' is like...

Posted: Aug 18th 2007 12:34PM (Unverified) said

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In the Japanese version, Rosebud is actually a nipple.
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Posted: Aug 18th 2007 6:53AM (Unverified) said

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this is kind of like a butt-crack.

sometimes the wrong thing in the wrong place doesn't look sexy at all, it just looks disgusting.

Sophitia is disgusting in this. it's just absolutely awful.

Posted: Aug 18th 2007 10:03AM Kree said

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Voldo already have a crotch-mounted knife/spike in SCII? I can't picture anything else topping that on the disturbing scale.

I can't see how they be able to make him any more creepy than he already is, from my recollection he was already a twisted, inhuman pile of spikes and boneless flesh in SCII...

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