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"Achievement Locked" undergarments available

by David Dreger on Aug 18th 2007 2:00PM

Wow. Splitreason a clothing company that does gaming related apparel, just released "Achievement Locked" underwear for those of the female persuasion. They come in white, have a little "Achievement Locked" notification on the top left, and *ahem* look very nice. They come in at $12.95 and ship in two to five business days. We don't know about you, but this definitely gives new meaning to the term "Achievement Whore". Anyway, if you manage to unlock this one, you win. We got some model shots for you after the break, but obviously it may not be that safe for work.

Damn.

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Tags: Achievements, clothes

Reader Comments (31)

Sweet!

Now how about matching boxers?

Knuckles, looks like you've been busy today. Nice work!

Better yet how about maternity wear?

I am buying these for my girlfriend. >_>

shouldnt it be unlocked. i mean if you et that far shouldnt you unlock the achivement

I was about to say what #5 said, if i got that far Id be thinking Achievement Unlocked!

I have a bright idea. It should say "Achievement Unlocked" on the INSIDE of the panties. Duh.

My initial thought as well, #7... but I think a tatoo might be better...

Holy smokes. My girlfriend has recently picked up 360 gaming and loves getting achievements. Her birthday is coming up in September and she'll love these.

Nice find Knuckles.

Those men on the last two pictures don't have penises!

#10
Don't worry, they are just small and thin.

hahahah @10

OMG, I thought the 1st pic was the front picture and the 2nd was the behind and was like...WTF Wheres the person's butt?!?! Hahah...

Birthday present for Dustin! :)

(Kidding)

@14

.....no your not lol

i agree it should say "achievement unlocked" as well, simply since for anyone who is buying that sort of thing, it would probably be an achievement just to get a girls pants off in the first place, let alone any further.

and that chick needs to lay off the ho-hos if you know what i mean, she's not gonna win any bathing suit contests with that gut.

If a girl I was dating were to wear panties that said "Achievement Unlocked" on that "special night", I would just have to marry her!

Having "Achievement LOCKED" ruins it. It doesn't make any sense.

I unlocked that achievement ages ago - for some reason it didnt show up on my gamercard though....shame

"I unlocked that achievement ages ago - for some reason it didnt show up on my gamercard though....shame"

I put Knuckles' streak to shame. AHAHAHAHAHAH LOL

you do realise that just seeing someone's underwear isn't an achievement?

seriously... it's locked because you still have a bit more work to do dude. ;)

Nah, if I get a girl to undress to her underwear, that "achievement" is pretty much unlocked. :D

heh, where do U order these?

I just bought these, and even the most expensive shipping option is slower than 3-5 business days. Where did you get that figure from, X3F?

If you already know what it is then how is it, "Achievement LOCKED".

We don't know about you, but this definitely gives new meaning to the term "Achievement Whore".

Lol

i think it should have a red stain on the crotch. that would make more sense with the "achievement locked" lettering.

sorry for being crude, i saw superbad this weekend and im very desensitized for the moment.

Aehm. Where's the camel toe?

*Ahem*

I'm waiting for an "Achievement Unlocked" condom

Not if she's on her period.

Then by all means, it saves us the awkward time of asking.

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