Remember how we were getting "an all new version
" of Cruis'n
for Wii? Well, if this is what passes for "all new," we'll take some old junk, please. Or nothing. Or an eye wash. Of course, this Cruis'n
game is, in reality, as "all new" as it is attractive-- based on menu images
, it's apparently a rebranded Wii version of a The Fast & The Furious
arcade game. We wonder if IGN's Matt Casamassina is as thrilled about the game's Wii exclusivity
now after these screens have been released.
Note to developers: If your game's graphics ever compare unfavorably
to those of a Nintendo 64 game, then it's time to go back to the drawing board, and then get stronger prescription eyewear so you can see
that drawing board. We hope this all turns out to be a mistake or hoax of some kind, because we don't want to think that Midway thinks this is an acceptable thing to release.