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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:32PM (Unverified) said

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"Hey, my face is up here!"
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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:49PM hvnlysoldr said

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I've made my decision.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 5:14AM DWells55 said

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Simpsons FTW.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:33PM (Unverified) said

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"Uh, excuse me, may I play some Battlefront near your forbidden zone?"
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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:38PM 007craft said

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first girl yaa
second girl neigh
thrid girl, maybay?
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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:44PM (Unverified) said

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First girl: Yeah
Second girl: of course
third girl: OMG! RED EYE!!! so terrible, so terrible
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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:50PM Sircolby45 said

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Dude no! 2nd girl is an affirmative. 1 and 3 are a negatory!
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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:55PM (Unverified) said

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I might have mixed up the order, so you might not be talking about the same ones.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:59PM Sircolby45 said

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My ordering is fugly red head last. Chick holding 2 psp's in hand 2nd and chick holding no PSPs 1st.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:04AM (Unverified) said

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Well, then I'd have to agree with you on that one. But I think your 2nd one is hotter than you claim. Alas, different people, different tastes.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 11:59AM Sircolby45 said

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I gotta say though several of the chicks here --> http://www.xboxic.com/news/3550 are MUCH hotter than all 3 of those. None of those girls above are what I would call hot. More like average on the 2nd and below average on the other 2.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:44PM Rouma said

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And we're complaining about this because...?
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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:48PM hvnlysoldr said

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The girls aren't SLIM. They're "phat" and therefore bring no excitement to the PSP-2000
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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:49PM Sircolby45 said

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Lol exactly!!! I might be pushing buttons on the PSP, but you can bet your ass I would have no idea what was going on in the game lol.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:48PM (Unverified) said

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I read "Tities" instead of "tethers".

Really I dont know how can you people complain about this.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:49PM (Unverified) said

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Who's complaining? We're just admiring Sony's business practices. From top to, um, well....to the PSP.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:49PM tigws6 said

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They all seem to have hit some form of the ugly stick on the way down the pretty tree...
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 9:35AM (Unverified) said

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Only that scary redhead.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2007 11:54PM (Unverified) said

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Prior to this post, I didn't know how to reproduce. Thank you joystiq!
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:00AM Sircolby45 said

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I haven't decided if this is a good thing or not yet....
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:09AM (Unverified) said

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Ahh yes, glad to see that the majority of Joystiq readers are so smart, socially adept and respectful towards women.

Yup, this is the kind of behaviour that will make the general population realize how mature gamers really are. Stick to critiquing games guys. ;)
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:15AM chrisgrant said

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says "hotnutz" ;-)
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:50AM TheMainProtagonist said

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OWNED.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:11AM (Unverified) said

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those are some tig ol bitties :) me gustan sus leche
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 1:20PM D3m0sthenes said

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This is one of those times I regret knowing Spanish...
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 3:41PM ThornedVenom said

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I second what Raikage said. XD
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:12AM Neebs said

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I'd mod if you know what I mean.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:13AM peter0328 said

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Lol, best comment of the day. (or morning)
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:25AM hvnlysoldr said

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I'll combine the two and come up with Morday. One does not simply game into Morday. Forgive my sleep deprived brain. I've only had 3 hours this morning because I watched the entire Buso Renkin series.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:24AM Grey Acumen said

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Sweet, so if I steal a PSP, I get a complimentary booth babe with it.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:31AM QuePasa87 said

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*falls out of chair*
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:32AM (Unverified) said

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Uh...I don't see cute girls. I see one cute girl, a trash whore, and an irish banshee-witch.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:35AM QuePasa87 said

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to clarify, im reffering to the first girl
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:37AM (Unverified) said

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fark is so fucking lame
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:55AM (Unverified) said

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Look at who they picked as "boothbabes" and then you pretty much see why SONY has been doing so craptastically in the console wars lately. Incompetence from top to bottom.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 9:24AM (Unverified) said

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2/3 aint bad but lets focus on the real issue, why make a new psp if no one wants the old one. Fanboys begin!
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:55AM (Unverified) said

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Mmmmmm.... Firmware... Tasty...
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 1:03AM (Unverified) said

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Is it just me or is the red haired ones tether longer than the others?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 1:21AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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The one girl on the main page is pretty cute. And, yes, she seems a bit... gifted.

The other two... They're not BAD looking... but something about their faces throw me off... [shrugs]


Oh, wow! Look at that! Shiny new PSPs! Didn't noticed them before!
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 1:21AM (Unverified) said

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just in case sony is reading this, these girls would have to give me a happy ending to get me to buy a psp
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 1:40AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Happy endings cost extra.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 1:29AM SoCoolCurt said

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they say if you stare at that first picture long enough you can see a PSP.....
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 1:41AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Haha. Awesome image. [saves it]
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 2:01AM Fullmetal Salchemist said

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I stared for a while at that picture and all I saw were her boobs. Then again, I'm pathetically lonely.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 3:15AM Slaziman said

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I just noticed Chris Grant's Metal Gear Awesome avatar has a mario hat... has it always been there or is this the work of hvnly?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 1:07PM hvnlysoldr said

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Yes it's my work. Nice eye Slaziman.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 3:18AM (Unverified) said

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look at the size of her funbags, i'm talkin bout the PSP holsters
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 4:14AM (Unverified) said

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MA-MA!!
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 4:28AM (Unverified) said

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i just wanna squeeze her big boobs!
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 4:59AM ill trooper said

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They all look cute, but... Well, I know I'm not the only one that thinks the redhead looks like the red-headed kid with dreads in the Army advertisement that Joystiq runs a lot! You know, the dude with the headphones that you probably had to scroll past... "See what J.R. does next!"
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