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PAX 07: The last Metroid is a hat. The universe is at peace.

by JC Fletcher on Aug 24th 2007 7:50PM

We ran into this Metroid attack in progress while perusing the show floor here at PAX. We went for our Ice Beam, but, because those totally don't exist, we used our camera instead. It was ineffective for stopping the Metroid, but it made for an awesome picture.

The model here (whose name we didn't get, mostly because we were distracted by haberdashery) is also the artist responsible for the hat, and we've linked her DeviantArt page here.

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Tags: crafts, hat, metroid, PAX, PAX07

Reader Comments (41)

I'd do her.

Yes, but I'd prefer it with the helmet on.

Thats my perfect girl... well, onlye cause she likes Metroid.

i can has boner?

haha she's drinking balls

Bawls, Metroid, Asian...

8/10 ("Yeah, I'd hit that")

You didn't get her name, but you got her Deviant page? LIKELY STORY JOYSTIQ. you can't hog all the womenz forever!

Drinks Bawls. Has black hair. Looks vaguely asian or white. Has glasses.

Yep, that's a gamer chick.

A rare and dangerous creature, if the internets are to be believed.

Possibly even...non-existent if it weren't for this photographic evidence.

Nah, just like Bigfoot. It's either a prank by some very creative people or something that "looks" like a hot gaming chick that loves Metroid.

sigh.. another hoax.. and just as we were getting so close to PROOF!

"I HAS A METROID"... i bet she made that shirt herself too..

Oh shit, this is the same girl who made the GIANT original NEW controller! Why do all the cool chicks live in Canada? Wait.. Don't answer that.

I mean giant NES controller

OMG she's the spit of an ex girlfriend from school! Only with a Metroid hat. She liked Playstation. Even made a PS logo clock in wood tech. mad!

SHE'S SPIT!?!??!?!

I need to have that shirt

do i have to be the first to point out that the chick is pretty damn fugly? come on guys... have some standards

I believe all the comments were sarcastic. Who in their right mind think metroids are hot? xD

We've got already too many Snape and Waluigi admirers... (I hang way too much on Encyclopedia Dramatica)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/BPMdotEXE/Macros/standards.jpg

I think the shirt suppose to say: I was a Metroid.

And yes, I hit that.

Nope. The statement on the shirt is correct. The odd grammar is akin to lolcat image macros and the like.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/

hat + shirt = awesome

she seems like a cool person... maybe a little eccentric... then again I've got a Miyamoto shirt so I can't judge

cute i'll totally bang her!

This would be easier if you just told us which women you don't want to bang and we'll assume you want to bang everybody else.

I gotta get me that beanie!

she got her hand on my bawls

Comments like many of those on this forum are the exact reason why women like her would never have sex with guys like them.

She's awesome in my book.

Sorry... it's "The galaxy is at peace." :P

That is one of the greatest pictures ever. None else needs be said.

I has a metroid!

it be better if it said i can has metroid?

She is, quite possibly, one of the coolest girls, no-- one of the coolest HUMANS on this planet.

Id hit it, but not the cutest I've seen or anything

The fact that so many people are saying "i'd hit it" worries me about the type of people that visit this site. Go to UCI and thats is exactly what all the chicks look like. Either that, or white. And trust me, those aren't the girls that make the guys proud to be going there. I don't know, maybe i've been around too many fugly asian chicks in my life (nothing against asian girls in general) to see ANYTHING likeable in that girl.

living and working in irvine, i completly agree with u

why cant a girl just drink bawls without getting stupid penis jokes thrown at her?

Bad penis jokes and Bawls go together like flying penises and SecondLife.

That hat is great... what's even better is the giant NES controller she made that you can see on her DeviantArt page.

I can't believe she made Joystiq. She goes by "Eyes5" and the Giant NES controller she made is hanging in the front window of my store.

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