But in all seriousness, we're impressed with Crysis, we just have a guilty conscious about making McElroy work the street corner for us to afford upgrading our computers to play it. We're more excited about FarCry 2, but that would also require more street corner exploits. Let's hope those console versions of Crysis start making their way into development. Sure, they won't be as pretty, but at least we'll finally be able to wash the guilt off.
Crysis trailer needs more suit etching
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But in all seriousness, we're impressed with Crysis, we just have a guilty conscious about making McElroy work the street corner for us to afford upgrading our computers to play it. We're more excited about FarCry 2, but that would also require more street corner exploits. Let's hope those console versions of Crysis start making their way into development. Sure, they won't be as pretty, but at least we'll finally be able to wash the guilt off.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 11:31AM (Unverified) said
i stopped watching after seeing that the credits were taking over half of the video
4 thumbs down
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4 thumbs down
Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:11PM (Unverified) said
lol I thought the same thing. why do they always do this for trailers? half the video is just their damn logo. WTF DO I CARE.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 3:10PM (Unverified) said
Why do you people nit pick?! Who gives a shit about the credits, it was done pretty creatively with the whole armored suit thing. Thats like saying Batman sucks because the first few minutes of their movies consist of showing off batmans armor. They wanted to take a theatrical approach to the trailer, and thats how they did it. I think it's fine...actually more than fine, that trailer was bad ass.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 5:27PM (Unverified) said
Right. So you'd sit through the movie if half of it consisted of showing you the credits while running up batman's crotch?
Nitpicking would be complaining about the font they used in the credits, not how the trailer only has less than 50% game footage.
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Nitpicking would be complaining about the font they used in the credits, not how the trailer only has less than 50% game footage.
Posted: Aug 25th 2007 11:34AM (Unverified) said
Even if I wanted the game, there's no way I could play it without dishing out an extra 500 dollars.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 11:49AM MosquitoControl said
1) Agreed, far too many credits on that movie.
2) Can anyone tell what was gameplay footage and what wasn't? I couldn't. No way it all was. I'd speculate that none was. It looked more detailed than gameplay footage that came before. I could be very wrong, I'm not exactly looking back to make sure.
3) How could anyone be more excited for Far Cry 2? Different engine, different team, same lame plot? Far Cry 2 will probably be garbage.
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2) Can anyone tell what was gameplay footage and what wasn't? I couldn't. No way it all was. I'd speculate that none was. It looked more detailed than gameplay footage that came before. I could be very wrong, I'm not exactly looking back to make sure.
3) How could anyone be more excited for Far Cry 2? Different engine, different team, same lame plot? Far Cry 2 will probably be garbage.
Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:10PM (Unverified) said
ummmm.. how when crytek made the first far cry with cryengine 1 so i think the sequel will use there latest engine so........ ha!
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:33PM (Unverified) said
Everything you soo there its gameplay my friend, but i think is direcxt 9, now expect more details and better light effect in direcxt 10 under windows vista; that means a more video realistic game.....
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 3:21PM einhanderkiller said
The close-ups of the suit are CG, but the rest are in-game, though not actual gameplay.
And in response to tony, Far Cry 2 is being made by Ubisoft now and will use a different engine. Crytek is no longer involved with Far Cry because Ubisoft bought the rights from them.
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And in response to tony, Far Cry 2 is being made by Ubisoft now and will use a different engine. Crytek is no longer involved with Far Cry because Ubisoft bought the rights from them.
Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:04PM (Unverified) said
"Are the five or six people out there who will actually be able to play Crysis when it drops on PC Nov 16 excited?"
I'm sick of these statements, they are old and tiring and fucking uneducated. A $150 X1950 pro 512 AGP card will rock this game in DX9, if one chooses too. Why is there an assumption that you HAVE to play this game maxed out? There's a whole gameplay element here to as well, obviously being overshadowed.
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I'm sick of these statements, they are old and tiring and fucking uneducated. A $150 X1950 pro 512 AGP card will rock this game in DX9, if one chooses too. Why is there an assumption that you HAVE to play this game maxed out? There's a whole gameplay element here to as well, obviously being overshadowed.
Posted: Aug 25th 2007 2:13PM Mr Khan said
Because the primarily console-oriented gamer community loves to poke fun at the PC'ers
Even though you're right, bargains can be found for the high-end stuff, even if it won't get you to the bleeding edge, but methinks some PC gamers like to brag about the $$ they put down on their rig (i know a few like that)
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Even though you're right, bargains can be found for the high-end stuff, even if it won't get you to the bleeding edge, but methinks some PC gamers like to brag about the $$ they put down on their rig (i know a few like that)
Posted: Aug 25th 2007 2:39PM (Unverified) said
So, you would be happy playing this game gimped? Are you serious? The whole draw of this game is graphics,graphics,graphics, so where else does its merit lie? And sorry to break it to you, but an X1950 aint gonna cut it with this game.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 2:51PM (Unverified) said
bullshit Maylon. Crytek has already stated that a 7900 should run this game on medium settings. An X1950 should have no problem at all. I would also suspect that medium settings with a game like this should look awfully nice. A lot of people are not just excited about the graphics, but excited to play a killer FPS, which Crytek has done before.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 9:20PM math said
I agree there really seems to be this unrealistic stigma in regards to PC game hardware requirements.
I'm primarily a PC gamer that rarely updates his video card and there have been VERY few games that i have missed out on due to not being able to run a game.
I just went from a Radeon 9550 to a Nvidia 8600 gts and there was only maybe 3-4 games i decide to hold off on until i got a better card in the like 5-6 years i had that card.
Before bioshock came out everyone was saying that my card would not cut and i kinda bought into it. In reality my card runs it maxed out at 1280x1024 no problem.
I think I'll be able to enjoy Crysis even if i can't run it maxed out. The PC gaming thing is just DIFFERNT from the console gaming thing, you get a new card and basically step new games down to run them until you decide to upgrade. The platform just allows developers to constantly move forward instead of being stagnant.
//rant off
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I'm primarily a PC gamer that rarely updates his video card and there have been VERY few games that i have missed out on due to not being able to run a game.
I just went from a Radeon 9550 to a Nvidia 8600 gts and there was only maybe 3-4 games i decide to hold off on until i got a better card in the like 5-6 years i had that card.
Before bioshock came out everyone was saying that my card would not cut and i kinda bought into it. In reality my card runs it maxed out at 1280x1024 no problem.
I think I'll be able to enjoy Crysis even if i can't run it maxed out. The PC gaming thing is just DIFFERNT from the console gaming thing, you get a new card and basically step new games down to run them until you decide to upgrade. The platform just allows developers to constantly move forward instead of being stagnant.
//rant off
Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:07PM (Unverified) said
Wow, that is one sick burn. And especially disappointing because of how much I loved you in Quigley Down Under.
You're not going to convince me that I didn't thoroughly enjoy your work in the Hay Fever revival on Broadway. Dee-lightful.
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You're not going to convince me that I didn't thoroughly enjoy your work in the Hay Fever revival on Broadway. Dee-lightful.
Posted: Aug 25th 2007 6:14PM Neon Jebus said
It's the least you could do McElroy seeing as I don't see you reporting from PAX! No get back to work!
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 12:22PM (Unverified) said
!!Ha,ha,ha, i almost s*#*t my pants watching this trailer or maybe i did it ha,ha,ha, O wow this game will be awesome, it`s just amazing, that`s what i call PC MUSCLE POWER.....
!this game will Crushhh the competetion.....
Excusme i need to go and buy a new PC; no problem i got the money.....
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!this game will Crushhh the competetion.....
Excusme i need to go and buy a new PC; no problem i got the money.....
Posted: Aug 25th 2007 1:34PM Hardcore1 said
Uhh how come there's an Xbox in the url for this page?
http://www.xbox.joystiq.com/2007/08/25/crysis-trailer-needs-more-suit-etching/
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http://www.xbox.joystiq.com/2007/08/25/crysis-trailer-needs-more-suit-etching/
Posted: Aug 25th 2007 2:16PM Mr Khan said
http://wii.joystiq.com/2007/08/25/crysis-trailer-needs-more-suit-etching/
all the prefixes lead the same place
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all the prefixes lead the same place
Posted: Aug 25th 2007 2:40PM Cuddlefish said
Except for the credits that was a pretty cool clip.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 3:01PM Royale said
I just built a very DX10 capable rig but WILL NOT run Windows Vista just to be able to play Crysis with DX10 effects. I will be perfectly happy running at max settings with DX9. Vista just pisses me off.
I don't know what 'extra' effects DX10 Crysis will bring to the table, but a friend and I ran Bioshock the other night side by side... one with DX10 effects and the other with DX9 and we seriously could tell no difference.
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I don't know what 'extra' effects DX10 Crysis will bring to the table, but a friend and I ran Bioshock the other night side by side... one with DX10 effects and the other with DX9 and we seriously could tell no difference.
Posted: Aug 25th 2007 4:27PM (Unverified) said
Hmmm did 2k games developer of Bioshock stated or said that they will use Direcxt 10 for Bioshock..??
if you did not see any difference between them, then my answer its that 2k games never had the intention to use Direcxt 10 with Bioshock....
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if you did not see any difference between them, then my answer its that 2k games never had the intention to use Direcxt 10 with Bioshock....
Posted: Aug 26th 2007 8:21AM (Unverified) said
But you said that your PC does not run Windows Vista, now did you run Bioshock under Vista and XP...?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 4:26PM Vegeta has a ps3 said
That was pretty cool. Though I probably will never play it unless there is a console port.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 6:10PM mezzaninex said
Did we look at his crotch towards the end of the credit part? Like it went down his six pack and landed right on his shiny metal dong?
CANT WAIT 2 PLAY THIS ON WII
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CANT WAIT 2 PLAY THIS ON WII
Posted: Aug 25th 2007 7:40PM (Unverified) said
EA is notorious for being Vain. Why must I watch almost 30 seconds of flashing EA or Dice logos in order to play my game. Samething here, why I do I need to waste 1/3 of a video of the Logo's? They probably stare at themselves when they get out of the shower in the mornings as well.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 8:30PM VampireHunterZ said
Fucking logos and credits...oh, you guys beat me to it.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2007 9:23PM (Unverified) said
I've got an 8800gtx and a dualcore @ over 3ghz so I WILL be enjoying Crysis (and far cry fkin rocked).
Whether I can get more than 10fps on full quality remains to be seen but it will be interesting finding out ;)
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Whether I can get more than 10fps on full quality remains to be seen but it will be interesting finding out ;)
Posted: Aug 25th 2007 11:43PM ZippyDSMlee said
Looking at the lil lies devs like to state because their pub masters have a hand up there arse,anythign is possible but most likely wont live to the hype.
I am so happy I didn't buy the bug fest known as Bioshock event eh 360 version is having problems 0-o
Pubs need to deal with their Premature Ejaculation disorders...
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I am so happy I didn't buy the bug fest known as Bioshock event eh 360 version is having problems 0-o
Pubs need to deal with their Premature Ejaculation disorders...
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