Ubisoft contest asks you to shoot down planes, undress dames

by Ludwig Kietzmann on Aug 29th 2007 8:30PM

Blazing Angels 2: Secret Missions of WWII is, rather ostensibly, a game about good airplanes shooting down evil airplanes. Unfortunately, a central dilemma faced by Ubisoft UK's marketing department is that only a very small segment of the target audience is sexually attracted to winged machines. Draping some fine women all over the cockpit is as good a solution as any, and much like strapping a floral bikini onto a decrepit corpse, gives the horrors of airborne war that sexy spin.

That's not the only thing you'll get out of it, as the classy "Girls of Blazing Angels 2" challenge you to a particularly sadistic website minigame, offering an Xbox 360 Elite as prize. The game, apparently based around Victoria's Secret Missions of World War II, is explained quite simply: "The longer you survive the more the girls of Blazing Angels will strip." Exciting in theory, but maddeningly distracting in practice. You try piloting a plane through waves of enemies while a woman takes off her clothes in a nearby video window!

Whoever gets the Xbox 360 in the end will have demonstrated an amazing knack for concentration despite being bombarded by Ubisoft's amazing lack of sophistication.

[Via MSXbox World, thanks Scott.]

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Tags: BlazingAngels, BlazingAngels2, PC, PS3, RAWR, Ubisoft, Xbox-360

Reader Comments (69)

Is this a contest you WANT to win?

Yeah because if you win you can see the whole strip :D.

I already Beat it.

TMI.

When you beat it does teh girl actually get naked? I made it to 83 seconds

I dont know is just for the UK,Bummer I beated the game 4 times now.

you can always just download it and watch it
http://blazing-angels.uk.ubi.com/secretmissions/minigame/assets/video/stripcompletwon.flv

COMPETITION RULES

1. The competition is open to all UK residents with the exception of UbiSoft Limited (the “Promoter”) employees, their families and anyone professionally connected with the competition. The Promoter reserves the right to verify eligibility qualifications of winners.

2. Minors (ie. persons under 18 years of age) must [be older than 12 years and] have authorisation from their parents (or the person who exercises parental authority) to enter the competition on the terms of these rules.

"Mommy I just watched this lady strip and they want to give me an Xbox. Sign here please."

Boo. Only UK residents.

So that explains why it doesnt let me continue afte rI beat it what 4 times now.

That game is really easy, sadly I can't enter he contest since its seems to be for the UK only.

As a feminist, this pisses me off. As a bisexual woman, this turns me on.

As a gay man, I'm disgusted. :P

Fair enough!

as a heterosexual,

homosexual males (the girly kind) disgust me.

bisexual women, on the other hand ... are the stuff dreams are made of.

As an American, this annoys me that I am not eligible to win a free 360 Elite from Ubisoft.

... IN AMERICA!

Screw the rules I have money!

Heterosexual men that think bi women are the Holy Grail? Eww, moving on.

Me too, Really my hate towards ubisoft grows each day,Ubisoft contest should be international.

Well at least someone in a German embassy located in London is going to be happy with his/her new x360 l33t.

My hair is happy with the Yugioh TAS references, they are Gold, In CANADA.

Attention Duelists! My hair says only limey Brits may enter.

"Heterosexual men that think bi women are the Holy Grail? Eww, moving on."

ummm .... you just kind of eliminated all heterosexual men.

as a bro dude, stripping is good, women who go both ways is good, homosexuals arent my thing, but Ive got no hate, and theres always just plain old hetero woman.

It isnt that hard you only have to pay attention,Just put a post it on the video or have a lot of decipline in my case my greed is bigger than my lust.

But there is a problem in the site,it ask me to register,I have done it 3 times and it just sends me back to the game,over and over.

I won, only to be denied the reward because I live in the good ol' US of A.

how are u beating it?? I Cant beat it and ive tried 10 times...does the girl only get to her bra and underwear or does she actually get naked?

Like you, I was having a hard time beating it at first, but it simply required a little concentration. I was finally able to beat it successfully, and that's when a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. Women, uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women. But I do deny them my essence.

Is actually funny you are asking this,No she never gets naked during the game.Who knows what happens next my Ubicrap account isnt from the Uk.

And I dont feel like making a fake account.Just follow the pattern,if you look at the video for 1 second the game instantly turns into Silver surfer.

Angry Video Game Nerd rips Silver Surfer to shreds:
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/20300.html

"...much like strapping a floral bikini onto a decrepit corpse, gives the horrors of airborne war that sexy spin. "
Hahaha, yeah.. but Shiunji of 'Thin H Line/Sexy Losers' wouldn't mind fapping to that.

Reading that comic has forever damaged my soul.

I just keep beating the game,actually if I had a way to record how I'm doing it I would post in youtube.I'm actually good in this kind of games.

who votes jamie is a guy?

I forgot, "women don't exist on the internetz". Silly me!

What are you, like 12 or something?

haha no i'm not 12, i just thought it would be funny. I'm sure you had to expect someone to say something like that at one point or another..

It's something a guy would say in reaction to a girl visiting a blog site that you'd expect only guys to frequent. Like on Gizmodo for example, whenever the bloggers talk about their "girl readers", there's ALWAYS someone that comments saying "wait, you're telling me they are girls on gizmodo?!"

I field this one elmersglue.
I'm rubber you're glue.
What strikes me bounces and sticks to you.

Wait elmers is the glue... Sorry fellow Mario bud.

Wait,there are girls in Gizmondo?

:P

oh hey, hvnlysoldr, I've been meaning to thank you for my new Avatar, i suppose now is a good time... Thanks man!

I figured as much. You're welcome.

elmersglue: Yeah, you're right XD

Jamie is female, posting on a gaming site, and is bisexual. You're right: that's too much awesome!

Oh, yeah, she's a feminist.

Continuing in this vein, sexually-insecure straight men that dream of being with bisexual women disgust me.

Except, you know, replying in the right thread and stuff.

Most guys haven't been around bi women, so they don't know how to even talk to them half the time.

assuming that to be a jab at me ... i would counter that not all heterosexual men that fantasize about a tryst with two women would be sexually insecure. i would tend to think that most men wouldn't turn down such an invitation if it required no consequences.

that being said ...

people who define themselves and their ambitions by their race, creed, gender, sexual preference ... essentialy WHAT they are and not WHO they are disgust me.

tag, you're it.

Colin, that was mostly snark (although the guys that are all "OMG ur BI *drool*" get old real quick). The insecurity was referring to being "disgusted" by gay guys. My original post didn't hate on groups of people like that, and was just supposed to be funny/silly.

I feel the same way about attention whores bb.

I was curious so I created a fake account,The complete strip video sucks,she dances in her underwear for 3 seconds then the giant get your game today ad pop up.

I was LMAO,I created a fake account for this LOL.BTW I used a Geramny embbassy adress for the fake account so If anyone by chance works in the embassy and you get a x360 elite for some reason,It was me.

Dont thank me,you are welcome.

BTW the chick isnt even hot.She is kind of ugly really If we arent even going to see her naked at least hire a cutty the next time,Jeez.

Goddamn you've put a lot of time and effort into this mini game... and commenting on this post. You should get a game console man, they're hella fun, and a lot more amusing than flash minigames and endlessly replying to a single blog article.

Not really I'm an expert at doing fake accounts and Ban dodging.

Also the game is too easy and reminds me to that capcom game 1949(That was the name right?)

I have Bioshock but I'm currently working so...

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