Portable NES is extra 'phat'

And here we thought the original DS was big! This thing is a monster, but we still would have traded someone else's kidney a fat stack of cash for it many years ago, when we were smaller than we are now. These days, even though better hardware is available, we wouldn't turn one of these bad boys down. Imagine the geek cred! Plus, it's just neat. At least, it beats a Zelda watch all day long.

But, at the end of the day, we definitely prefer some dual screens.