BioShock gets the Zero Punctuation treatment

what?

wait did i miss some update what did this 'update' do? better yet, when the fuck was there an update?

Because he mentions "console games" as dumbed down experiences? Yeah. I mean, this isn't a totally common concept among the PC hardcore elitists at all.

I totally understand that feeling, I’m still a PC gamer and Console FPS like Halo are pretty dumb, In fact before owning a XB360 I was like “Oh please” each time a Magazine mentioned Halo, In fact I'm a XB360 owner and I still believe it's overrated.

Scratch that, what I want to say is that Halo is a great game, actually is really Fun, The online community of Halo sucks, I mean “Swordswordsword” That is Halo community at its best Behavior but is still a Great Game. The problem is that some critics gave Halo 1 more credit than it deserved and that pissed off a lot of PC gamers including me especially because PC gamers had Unreal 2 back in the day not to mention counter strike also when critics called Halo a revolution in FPS after games like System shock 2 was kind of premature.

IMO Halo 3 might earn the Respect and hype of Halo 1.

"I just don't see why people think it's worth 60 bucks much less the game of the year title. I'd imagine you people will rep me down out of existence but if you can't handle my opinion then well maybe you regrett spending 60 bucks as well my friend. Funny how a game like say Shadowrun gets denied praise for lack of content and here we have a generic fps that makes shooting a chore with little to no replay value"


GTFO Sony Fanboy!.

Sorry for that but I don't recall any game being like Bioshock, Half-Life, system shock 2 perhaps but is like Calling Gears of War Generic.

Ok I see your point; The sci-fi shooter stuff has been pulled out before but is not on the Formula but how you do it, seriously Is not that Sci-fi shooters are new in the industry but the Graphics, the Story, the Gameplay make this game Gold,Gold Jerry GOLD.

The words that tell me you haven’t play Bioshock in your post were “Lack of Replay Value” then my friend you don’t know Jack about “Achievements” Bioshock and Dead Rising Show achievements at its best since you get your replay value right there, also you count with 2 alternative endings. If you are like me you are going to replay Bioshock at least 3 times.

Now when you mentioned “never played a game where shooting a gun was less fun”
Then I suppose you haven’t killed a Big Daddy using just a Shotgun, Telekinesis and NO Vita-Chamber, IN HARD.

Also please Shadowrun?, Now that is Generic, Tell me what are the multiplayer modes shadow run ported?, In case of Shadowrun was that it was a game that suppose to be better than playing Counter strike,the deal was that it was so heavily dependant on Team work (2 words that aren’t exactly found in Multiplayer games) that it was boring, waiting for re-spawn was awful and it did nothing with the Shadowrun license. Shadowrun reek of Meta-game, not exactly something good. It was like playing PDZ multiplayer except without the Armors and the Giant Maps.I have a lot of complains about Shadowrun here in my Bitchin bag but I will leave that for another day.

I respect your opinion but LOL your post couldn't be more wrong.

BTW I couldn't help to notice when you say the reload is awful, I would Quote Revolver Ocelot but I couldn’t found the quote (Yet there is porn,Creeeepy)When he said Reloading in Battle is great. Also reloading the plasmids isn’t that bad, IMO is more tedious in Gears of war.

“But god forbid someone make a multiplayer only game. Oh lordy lordy I'll never innovate again, bah gamers are all fucking sheep”.

You simply don’t understand what is wrong with Shadowrun don’t ya?, Shadowrun suffers form the “A Good Idea but poorly develop” Syndrome. Also you want the half of a game?, let alone the multiplayer, seriously if you complain about something being repetitive is the damn multiplayer. Few maps and you have to play them over and over and over. Really I don’t see how a game based how a Counter Strike wannabe is considered innovative.

Also that in the case of Bioshock, Like condemned not all games are made to be multiplayer friendly ,Also I’m afraid a Multiplayer mode could break the game.

Actually I like his style too especially because after the 32x Review AVGN went downhill, Well not Downhill but I swear earlier reviews of the AVGN were funnier.

But like AVGN, his reviews shouldn't be taken seriously but as a form of comedy and good entertainment. Is sad that some posters here take his word too seriously, I believe people in here have an important lack of sense of humor…Well It could be worst, it could be like Kotaku in which posters laugh whenever Ashcraft Say they have to.

You are comparing little girls to hookers!,Dude you are sick :P

I can't help to notice your avatar name and think how awesome a FoxHound plasmid would be,One injection and Bam you are Solid Freaking snake or Psycho Mantis,Hell a Big boss Plasmid would be so unfair.

That's not what the "gay pc snobs" say though. They'd say (much like the Zero Punctuation reviewer implies) that the game could have been even better if it had been developped primarily for the PC, then ported to consoles. That's an over-simplification of course, but I beleive that there is some truth in it.

Lacking multiplayer doesn't make it half a game, it makes it 3/4 of a game. Multiplayer is so shallow, it should only count for 1/4 of a game.

There, I said it. A mediocre single player game is more of a game than a mediocre multiplayer only game. But if you have a mediocre single player game and a mediocre multiplayer game in one, then you get Halo1.

STALKER wasn't an RPG, or even an FPS-RPG, it was a FPS survival game. Much as it must have pained you not to have 12 different guns at one time and never have to worry about any of them, that was never the intention of the game. The intention of the game was to make you think hard about what you were doing beforehand and play smart, the same way you couldn't go through any Resident Evil game before 4 without conserving ammo and expect to make it to the end. We call this "difficulty", a concept you seem allergic to.

If you want to play a game that doesn't slap you on the wrist for playing without thinking, play Gears of War, or play Bioshock. Don't get indignant when you come across a game you can't Rambo successfully through.