"Hello everyone, my name is Peter Moore. As a sign of good faith, I have trapped half of my soul inside of a video game. It's actually a new feature we're working on for future EA Sports titles. We're tentatively calling it Moore's Law." (Check out the highlights for today.)
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Reader Comments (14)
Posted: Sep 7th 2007 1:07AM (Unverified) said
Damn you Judd! I was about to make exactly the same joke! :)
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 1:00AM hvnlysoldr said
Argh. It seems like such a video game cliche to separate some sort of keys, in this case horcrux pieces of soul, fetch quest just before facing the final boss.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 2:28AM (Unverified) said
Man, EA's Golf games only need ONE feature to make me want to buy them:
The ability to make the camera STAY on the ball, instead of making me watch my virtual player watching the ball.
Geez, simulate PLAYING golf, not WATCHING ESPN golf!
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The ability to make the camera STAY on the ball, instead of making me watch my virtual player watching the ball.
Geez, simulate PLAYING golf, not WATCHING ESPN golf!
Posted: Sep 7th 2007 2:37AM (Unverified) said
I think you just solved every problem with every EA Sports game ever.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 8:02AM FrankTheCrank said
Nice chrome dome Peter.
Couldn't they at least put some virtual hair on you?
You old bastard!
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Couldn't they at least put some virtual hair on you?
You old bastard!
Posted: Sep 7th 2007 9:15AM The Wicker Man said
Peter Moore you baldy git. Are you having fun golfing and eating knobs at night? Return to Microsoft and fix my broken 360 first you wanker. Then go on a multi million dollar holiday playing golf for ea you bell-
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 12:41PM captplut9465 said
Ol' Petey's a handsome bald man, but he wishes his figure was as trim as his digital counterpart!
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 3:24PM (Unverified) said
Trim? His digital counterpart looks positively anorexic. Either that or I'm just a real fat-ass (Which could entirely be the case).
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 3:27PM captplut9465 said
Everything in games is exaggerated. He looks fine IRL, don't get me wrong. I don't like skinny-Paris waists on guys anyway.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 11:20PM (Unverified) said
It's the new corporate CEO sim, complete with tee off time to discuss business on Sundays.
Seriously though, it's amazing how far we've come that even businessmen/women have rise to the ranks of a celebrity.
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Seriously though, it's amazing how far we've come that even businessmen/women have rise to the ranks of a celebrity.
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