Today in Joystiq: September 6, 2007
by Ross Miller 
{ Sep 6th 2007 at 11:59PM }
Joystiquery
Austin GDC: Live at the Hiromichi Tanaka keynote
Joystiq & PSPFB hands-on: PSP-2000: Part 3
Today's hottest video: the Lair 'Hot Coffee' code
News
New Simpsons parody section includes Mr. Sparkle
The Orange Box delayed on PS3
NBA Live 08 demo is now ... well, live
Black College Football Experience coming in November
Austin GDC: Live at the Sulka Haro keynote
Shivering Isles to get retail disc on 360 in October
Molyneux: Xbox Live 'far more impactful' than Wii waggle
White PSP Slim delayed in UK
Tabula Rasa ends six-year wait with Oct. 19 release
Morhaime talks change at Blizzard following WoW
Everquest I and II adds card game Legends of Norrath
Red Octane says Wii will have GHIII online play, no DLC initially
ESA wants Schwarzenegger to pay for legal fees
Nintendo says Metroid Dread is dead, at least as 2D
OK, Alone in the Dark PS3 is not more delayed than before
Heavenly Sword to be bundled with French PS3
Video Games Live CD coming October 15
New Street Fighter movie helmed by Doom director
No more PSP homebrew talk on Sony's forums
F.E.A.R. 2 officially dubbed 'Project Origin'
Stranglehold demo now available on US PSN
Rumors & Speculation
ONM: Mario Kart Wii supports 16 online, includes DS maps
Rumor: 23,000 Xbox Live users barred for using CoD4 exploit
Rumor: More BioShock plasmids ready to unlock
Culture & Community
Rock Band tour dates across US
BioShock gets the Zero Punctuation treatment
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Judd @ Sep 7th 2007 12:33AM
Oh my god, Peter Moore has created a Horcrux!
DexX @ Sep 7th 2007 1:07AM
Damn you Judd! I was about to make exactly the same joke! :)
hvnlysoldr @ Sep 7th 2007 1:00AM
Argh. It seems like such a video game cliche to separate some sort of keys, in this case horcrux pieces of soul, fetch quest just before facing the final boss.
iconmaster @ Sep 7th 2007 10:12AM
Beaten like a Mudblood in Malfoy Manor.
blooh @ Sep 7th 2007 12:37AM
that golfer doesnt have ink though
Abscissa @ Sep 7th 2007 2:28AM
Man, EA's Golf games only need ONE feature to make me want to buy them:
The ability to make the camera STAY on the ball, instead of making me watch my virtual player watching the ball.
Geez, simulate PLAYING golf, not WATCHING ESPN golf!
Abscissa @ Sep 7th 2007 2:30AM
Hmm, the forum ate my "</pet peeve>"
Rubang B @ Sep 7th 2007 2:37AM
I think you just solved every problem with every EA Sports game ever.
FrankTheCrank @ Sep 7th 2007 8:02AM
Nice chrome dome Peter.
Couldn't they at least put some virtual hair on you?
You old bastard!
T3H WICKERMAN @ Sep 7th 2007 9:15AM
Peter Moore you baldy git. Are you having fun golfing and eating knobs at night? Return to Microsoft and fix my broken 360 first you wanker. Then go on a multi million dollar holiday playing golf for ea you bell-
end.
Metoo @ Sep 7th 2007 12:41PM
Ol' Petey's a handsome bald man, but he wishes his figure was as trim as his digital counterpart!
Abscissa @ Sep 7th 2007 3:24PM
Trim? His digital counterpart looks positively anorexic. Either that or I'm just a real fat-ass (Which could entirely be the case).
Metoo @ Sep 7th 2007 3:27PM
Everything in games is exaggerated. He looks fine IRL, don't get me wrong. I don't like skinny-Paris waists on guys anyway.
Questworld @ Sep 7th 2007 11:20PM
It's the new corporate CEO sim, complete with tee off time to discuss business on Sundays.
Seriously though, it's amazing how far we've come that even businessmen/women have rise to the ranks of a celebrity.