Today's hottest video: the Lair 'Hot Coffee' code

by Scott Jon Siegel on Sep 6th 2007 12:01AM

Don't worry, it's not what you think. No dragons fornicating, or oddly polygonal women. Just a straight up, Safe-For-Work look at some hot, hot coffee.

To get in on the 'Hot Coffee' action yourself, enter the following, case-sensitive code into the cheats menu of Lair: 686F7420636F66666565. If you're lazy, or unwilling to purchase Lair after the glowing reviews, then the video is embedded above for your viewing pleasure. But be careful! It's hot!

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Reader Comments (56)

That's hot.

Dese guys r sum funnai!!!111!!!

So... was the guy who made this also in charge of getting the sixaxis controls working right? Wonder where their priorities are...

Imagine typing that code in using the controller. What a joke. Too bad your game FAILED, and we get the last laugh Factor 5!

Worst. Video. Ever.

I object!

[fires hiz laz0r at Micheal the 82nd]

Ducks Lazor and throws stickies plasma grenada on BPM face. Watches pretty explosion.
If Blu-Ray has all that extra space and this is the best that they can do with it that is absolutly sad.
This is still The Worst. Video. Ever.

No, THIS is the Worst. Video. Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB-qjVJXpgc

You are right hito,that video is the worst video ever.

C'mon tell me is less silly than the Metroid 3 easter egg,you can't...OMG I just said Metroid 3 and Silly in the Same sentence,Oh this is about to get ugly.

Anyway I could use coffee right now.

Wow, Hito, that's the first time I've ever wished that I'd been Rickroll'd rather than have to put up with the actual video D:

Haha that's funny. LOL!

-But seriously is this what the extra blu ray space is for.

That's sad.

Huh. At least it's the code that makes the game fun.

That's a NICE coffee maker. I want one.

well at san andreas doesnt suck like there game does.

dumbest video ever. i should be in bed

1 minute of my life wasted

..So at what part of the video should I be laughing at? Cause I'm very confused as to either just stare dumb-founded at the screen or scream "IF YOU HAD TIME TO MAKE A STUPID VIDEO, WHY DIDN'T YOU FIX THE DAMN CONTROLS!?"

Right, the 15 minutes spent on making this video would have made a world of difference on those controls ;)

It's a shame Lair turned out so poorly, needless to say, my high hopes for this game were crushed ruthlessly and with malice. Oh well, Heavenly Sword comes out next week, maybe that won't suck :) Til then, I have Warhawk and Bioshock, at least til Folklore or Eternal Sonata or Halo 3.

Wasn't there something else for the Xbox that was supposed to be big? 'sides that November Mass Effect..

blue dragon? i'm playing it right now, it's great. it's like dragon quest mixed with ff5

Tried the Blue Dragon Demo and was very disappointed. I expected much better from Mistwalker :( It went from a "Must Purchase" game for me, due to the dev team, to a "Must Avoid"... I'm waiting on a first hand review from a friend to see if he can change my mind, but atm, it's not looking hopeful when mixed with those poor online reviews.

Eternal Sonata on the other hand, I'm actually looking more forward to that after that short but sweet little demo they have on XBL.

Oh Blue Dragon,the Demo was actually a Blast but the game itself,meh.I really wanted to buy it after the Demo but after reading the reviews in Metacritic I was actually kind of disappointed,I mean C´mon Repetitive?,Have you ever played Pokémon Diamond?,Now that IS repetitive.

If there is a Blue Dragon cartoon,Manga or Comic I would watch it/Read it for sure but I don't think I will buy the game,at least not at full price.

Meanwhile I will Download the Eternal Sonata Demo,I hope it turns out better than BD also I wanted Naruto Rise of the Ninja too.

the only really repetitive thing about blue dragon is clicking A on every rock or unusual object. You don't have to though, but you can get some sweet accessories if you collect enough "nothing"s and talk to a guy near the castle

Who else sat through this video waiting for something funny to happen?

Wow, at least that clip is more exciting than the actual game. Played it at PAX. I've never been more bored and disappointed. (Well, except maybe when I picked up Twisted Metal 3 back in the day)

Man, that slut WANTS it!

Actually I believe this is pretty funny,It would have been great if the game wasn't so broken.

When I read "The Lair Hot coffee code" I imagine something like I don't something to make the game playable by using the analog stick instead of the awful Sixaxis,that would have been useful.I was about to ask if there was a way to do that,I'm not a Ps3 owner but I was interested in this game.

Is it even remotely possible for yout to post coherently? Seriously lay off the crack, it is like I'm trying to decifer some code to understand you.

@ Synner ok here it is.

F*ck Lair,f*ck this,F*ck you Synner.

Synner is right. Please click below.

http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/

Nice. Is that for real? If so, not only does Factor 5 make shitty games. They put horribly unfunny jokes into said shitty games.

OFF-TOPIC, sorry...

How do I change my avatar? I was out of town when all this new avatar stuff happened, and then I was busy moving, but now I'm all settled in and ready to troll all over the Joystiq.

On this comment you've made, click your name. Log in with your password. And now you can change your password and upload a picture. I suggest editing a Mario hat onto whatever you pick as most 'stiqers have them. I would also be happy to help in that regard should you need it.

Saw the Sony rep in EB Games the other day in a trenchcoat and dark glasses -I think their bell's been rung. snk!

It's "Hot Coffee" in hex :-)

An Easter Egg within an Easter Egg. Like how Solitaire keeps track of 8191 seconds.

Wow, that is pretty clever, thanks for pointing it out!

Nice to finally see why devs need all that extra Blu-Ray space.

Testing new pic and password...

And boy was that video a waste of time. They didn't even pour the hot coffee on anybody's crotch for a cheap laugh or anything. They just... made it.

testing again

still testing, feel free to delete it

That video is retarded. Stop spreading it around.

they dunno what to do with all that space in bluray

I more of a tea fan meself. And never from a soulless machine. I brew it myself with my proven "2 teaspoon method".

I wanna see dragons fornicating...

I AM OUTRAGED, HOW DARE THEY INCLUDE SUCH OBSCENE MATERIAL. WHAT IF A CHILD GETS HOLD OF THIS CODE? WHAT IF THEY TRY TO COPY IT? WE WILL HAVE SCALDED CAFFEINE ADDICTED CHILDREN ON OUR HANDS AND THAT ALL LEADS TO SEX AND VIOLENCE!

Finally someone who appreciates the joke. Everyone else needs to lighten the fuck up.

Oh, people got the joke. It just isn't funny.

I may have been slightly amused if Lair wasn't so aweful.

That has to be the most disgusting cup of coffee I have seen come straight out of a coffee maker. Fresh brewed coffee is black, not that unappetizing color.

it probably mixes creamer in.

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