Today's hottest video: the Lair 'Hot Coffee' code

by Scott Jon Siegel { Sep 6th 2007 at 12:01AM }

Don't worry, it's not what you think. No dragons fornicating, or oddly polygonal women. Just a straight up, Safe-For-Work look at some hot, hot coffee.

To get in on the 'Hot Coffee' action yourself, enter the following, case-sensitive code into the cheats menu of Lair: 686F7420636F66666565. If you're lazy, or unwilling to purchase Lair after the glowing reviews, then the video is embedded above for your viewing pleasure. But be careful! It's hot!

Tags: hotcoffee, hottestvideo, lair, video, votd

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

TheGuy @ Sep 6th 2007 12:05AM

That's hot.

Billy Bastard @ Sep 6th 2007 12:07AM

Dese guys r sum funnai!!!111!!!

mccomber @ Sep 6th 2007 12:10AM

So... was the guy who made this also in charge of getting the sixaxis controls working right? Wonder where their priorities are...

JJ Rooster @ Sep 6th 2007 10:31AM

Imagine typing that code in using the controller. What a joke. Too bad your game FAILED, and we get the last laugh Factor 5!

Micheal82 @ Sep 6th 2007 12:11AM

Worst. Video. Ever.

BPM @ Sep 6th 2007 12:26AM

I object!

[fires hiz laz0r at Micheal the 82nd]

micheal82 @ Sep 6th 2007 12:30AM

Ducks Lazor and throws stickies plasma grenada on BPM face. Watches pretty explosion.
If Blu-Ray has all that extra space and this is the best that they can do with it that is absolutly sad.
This is still The Worst. Video. Ever.

Hito @ Sep 6th 2007 12:32AM

No, THIS is the Worst. Video. Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB-qjVJXpgc

Word of the street. @ Sep 6th 2007 12:55AM

You are right hito,that video is the worst video ever.

C'mon tell me is less silly than the Metroid 3 easter egg,you can't...OMG I just said Metroid 3 and Silly in the Same sentence,Oh this is about to get ugly.

Anyway I could use coffee right now.

Markusdragon @ Sep 6th 2007 10:26AM

Wow, Hito, that's the first time I've ever wished that I'd been Rickroll'd rather than have to put up with the actual video D:

LAZoftheTamarinds @ Sep 6th 2007 12:13AM

Haha that's funny. LOL!

-But seriously is this what the extra blu ray space is for.

That's sad.

fawazr @ Sep 6th 2007 12:18AM

That's a NICE coffee maker. I want one.

fffunfarm06---xbl @ Sep 6th 2007 12:18AM

well at san andreas doesnt suck like there game does.

Avarice @ Sep 6th 2007 12:18AM

Huh. At least it's the code that makes the game fun.

Steven @ Sep 6th 2007 12:19AM

dumbest video ever. i should be in bed

Brian B. @ Sep 6th 2007 12:26AM

1 minute of my life wasted

Taco_Hell @ Sep 6th 2007 12:40AM

..So at what part of the video should I be laughing at? Cause I'm very confused as to either just stare dumb-founded at the screen or scream "IF YOU HAD TIME TO MAKE A STUPID VIDEO, WHY DIDN'T YOU FIX THE DAMN CONTROLS!?"

Aex @ Sep 6th 2007 12:46AM

Right, the 15 minutes spent on making this video would have made a world of difference on those controls ;)

It's a shame Lair turned out so poorly, needless to say, my high hopes for this game were crushed ruthlessly and with malice. Oh well, Heavenly Sword comes out next week, maybe that won't suck :) Til then, I have Warhawk and Bioshock, at least til Folklore or Eternal Sonata or Halo 3.

Wasn't there something else for the Xbox that was supposed to be big? 'sides that November Mass Effect..

blooh @ Sep 6th 2007 12:51AM

blue dragon? i'm playing it right now, it's great. it's like dragon quest mixed with ff5

Aex @ Sep 6th 2007 12:57AM

Tried the Blue Dragon Demo and was very disappointed. I expected much better from Mistwalker :( It went from a "Must Purchase" game for me, due to the dev team, to a "Must Avoid"... I'm waiting on a first hand review from a friend to see if he can change my mind, but atm, it's not looking hopeful when mixed with those poor online reviews.

Eternal Sonata on the other hand, I'm actually looking more forward to that after that short but sweet little demo they have on XBL.

Word of the street. @ Sep 6th 2007 1:05AM

Oh Blue Dragon,the Demo was actually a Blast but the game itself,meh.I really wanted to buy it after the Demo but after reading the reviews in Metacritic I was actually kind of disappointed,I mean C´mon Repetitive?,Have you ever played Pokémon Diamond?,Now that IS repetitive.

If there is a Blue Dragon cartoon,Manga or Comic I would watch it/Read it for sure but I don't think I will buy the game,at least not at full price.

Meanwhile I will Download the Eternal Sonata Demo,I hope it turns out better than BD also I wanted Naruto Rise of the Ninja too.

blooh @ Sep 6th 2007 3:27AM

the only really repetitive thing about blue dragon is clicking A on every rock or unusual object. You don't have to though, but you can get some sweet accessories if you collect enough "nothing"s and talk to a guy near the castle

Brian Webb @ Sep 6th 2007 12:49AM

Who else sat through this video waiting for something funny to happen?

Brandon Margicin @ Sep 6th 2007 12:50AM

Wow, at least that clip is more exciting than the actual game. Played it at PAX. I've never been more bored and disappointed. (Well, except maybe when I picked up Twisted Metal 3 back in the day)

Word of the street. @ Sep 6th 2007 12:59AM

Actually I believe this is pretty funny,It would have been great if the game wasn't so broken.

When I read "The Lair Hot coffee code" I imagine something like I don't something to make the game playable by using the analog stick instead of the awful Sixaxis,that would have been useful.I was about to ask if there was a way to do that,I'm not a Ps3 owner but I was interested in this game.

Synner @ Sep 6th 2007 8:37AM

Is it even remotely possible for yout to post coherently? Seriously lay off the crack, it is like I'm trying to decifer some code to understand you.

Word of the street. @ Sep 6th 2007 11:25AM

@ Synner ok here it is.

F*ck Lair,f*ck this,F*ck you Synner.

Martin @ Sep 6th 2007 2:09PM

Synner is right. Please click below.

http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/

Mattt Dargis @ Sep 6th 2007 1:26AM

Nice. Is that for real? If so, not only does Factor 5 make shitty games. They put horribly unfunny jokes into said shitty games.

Rubang B @ Sep 6th 2007 1:31AM

OFF-TOPIC, sorry...

How do I change my avatar? I was out of town when all this new avatar stuff happened, and then I was busy moving, but now I'm all settled in and ready to troll all over the Joystiq.

hvnlysoldr @ Sep 6th 2007 1:41AM

On this comment you've made, click your name. Log in with your password. And now you can change your password and upload a picture. I suggest editing a Mario hat onto whatever you pick as most 'stiqers have them. I would also be happy to help in that regard should you need it.