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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 5:56PM Fernando Rocker said

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This is the incarnation of desperation.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:02PM (Unverified) said

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Seconded.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:35PM (Unverified) said

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why don't they do this for all their half rate games...o wait, thats a crapload of manuals
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:54PM (Unverified) said

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Fernando Rocker FTW? LOL!! SHIIIIT YEAHHHH!!! Good poop bro good poop. Sony is rediculous.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 7:00PM (Unverified) said

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How did I know you would be first? You always jump at the chance to bash Sony.

This time they deserve it though, or probably Factor 5 instead. They promised something amazing with Lair and they didn't deliver and now they're whining about it.

Maybe they should have had pictures of them working on the game instead of them having a picnic, then it wouldn't seem like they were slacking so much on it.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 7:14PM (Unverified) said

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This is exactly what you shouldn't do. Nothing good will come out of this. It's just bad publicity for Sony.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2007 12:06AM ThornedVenom said

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QFT.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2007 12:34AM (Unverified) said

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OMFG sony has reached the height of pathetic...

I never thought I'd see this day...
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Posted: Sep 10th 2007 12:20PM Duke said

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I think Sony has a great idea here.

No, really...I meant to say they have a pathetic idea here.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 5:57PM (Unverified) said

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oh my......sony packs in the hilarious daily.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 5:57PM hvnlysoldr said

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I shall laugh for you.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:00PM mr nimblewick said

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At least it shows that they really do think the game is good.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:01PM (Unverified) said

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This redefines "pathetic".
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:01PM Slaziman said

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hahahahahaha WOW

When your game needs a guide to be reviewed you know your game sucks
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 7:42PM Mr Khan said

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agreed:

They had my sympathy with the whole "a review shouldn't define a user's interpretation thing"

but this is just.... obnoxious
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:02PM Fernando Rocker said

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"Sony tells Next-Gen that it’s the consumers that matter, not the critics."

If they dont care about the critics, why are they sendind this to the reviewers?

So, every Lair buyer are going to receive a copy of this, or they are lying as usual?
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:42PM (Unverified) said

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shit fernando your making some good points today dude...good shit.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 7:13PM (Unverified) said

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Everyone who buys Lair should get this.

LOLOLOOOLLLLZ
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Posted: Sep 8th 2007 3:57AM SSUK said

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Sony also said that Rumble was SO last gen, but seems there's a rumble controler on the way. You can't take anything PR says at face value with Sony... Or most companies, but Sony just seems to be more unreliable than the rest...
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:03PM (Unverified) said

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That is just plain insulting!
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:04PM (Unverified) said

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that video actually made me want to play the game...controls look fine to me, unless your a nervous idiot.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:04PM (Unverified) said

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Good God, it's called a joke.

Some people here need to buy unbunching panties.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:12PM Mal F4cti0n said

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Whats the joke? That Factor 5 sent out a guide on how to review/play their game. oRRLY? What's the joke there, Tiger?
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:22PM (Unverified) said

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It's obviously a joke in response to the crappy reviews.

This is about as serious as Lair's Hot Coffee cheat.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:34PM (Unverified) said

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So let me get this straight? They spent years and millions of dollars creating a game for the purpose of getting embarrassing reviews? It's no joke. This is their last desperate attempt to save what little credibility this game has left.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:49PM Mal F4cti0n said

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Threepwood,

You are completely wrong.

The joke is on them, that they would resort to sending out a "guide" to professional video game players telling them that, "No, wait, you didn't get the video game." There is nothing to get. Factor 5 sent this out to justify the decisions they made while programming the game.

End result: it's sad.

Who cares what "you meant" it is what you delivered, and Factor 5 delivered a boring game with unresponsive, and sometimes frustrating, controls. No "how to" guide will fix that, EVER.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 8:46PM (Unverified) said

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he only wishes it was a joke because he spent 600 on that console and an additional 60 for a crap game
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 8:53PM (Unverified) said

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Actually, I don't own a PS3, so whatever.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2007 12:23PM Duke said

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This is obviously no joke. Sweet of you to give them the benefit of the doubt.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:06PM (Unverified) said

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Sony, Sony, Sony (shaking head in dissappointment) This is just sad, nuff said.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:06PM (Unverified) said

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Every single time I think Sony can't shoot themselves in the foot again, and think maybe they'll realize what they're doing and are finally on the track to pull it around...they do something like this. Every. Single. Time.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 8:34PM (Unverified) said

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I think Sony is on a wheelchair by now.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 10:27PM LaughingTarget said

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With all the times they have shot themselves in the foot, it is a surprise that gun hasn't run out of ammunition.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 10:27PM LaughingTarget said

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With all the times they have shot themselves in the foot, it is a surprise that gun hasn't run out of ammunition.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:09PM Mal F4cti0n said

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Thanks for the video.

Sure shows how boring the gameplay is. Oh and thanks for the note to "just relax" while trying to control the game. I mean, no one ever complains about a game being "unresponsive".

"See, you need to wait about 5 seconds for the game to respond to your commands. Just relax and it will eventually do what you want."


Thanks for proving that the game DOES still suck.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:27PM (Unverified) said

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The game is not "unresponsive" You're controlling a freaking dragon. It's not a plane. It's a living being. It will gradually turn, not instantly like the flying vehicles you're use to. People need to get this through their head. Plus that wait is a 1 at most, not "five seconds".

You watched the video, you should know this. You can see the dragon gradually turn as the guy tilted the controller. If you try to control it like a plane it will seem unresponsive and crappy. But thats because, once again, it's not a plane. It's a dragon and it needs to be controlled like a dragon!
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:34PM (Unverified) said

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jitty- so what if it's a dragon? in games, good control mechanics are more important than realism- if the controls aren't responsive, the game becomes frustrating. even though it is a dragon, it should control as a plane because it would make the game more enjoyable.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:37PM jake11 said

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its a video game, not a dragon simulator
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:55PM Mal F4cti0n said

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If my dragon is flying right, and I tilt the controls from right to left very fast, the dragon should change direction realistically to the left as long as my controller is still tilted left. I shouldn't have to SLOWLY tilt my controller from right to left to SLOWLY get my point across to the friggin' game.

Do you SLOWLY change direction on your controller in madden? NO! You slam the directional control from full right to full left and the player will realistically change directions. Thats the point.


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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 7:22PM (Unverified) said

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Yup, because when FLYING A DRAGON in a FANTASY universe, with DRAGON DOG FIGHTS, and giant ELEPHANT MONSTER... I want my controls to be as realistic as possible... I was the experience to feel like I was to really go out and ... fly... a...dragon....
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 7:24PM killploki said

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Have you ever riden on a dragon. How can you be arguing about the controls being realistic for a fictional creature. Who's to say a dragon couldnt maneuver similar to an airplane if they did exist anyways.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 7:38PM Vegnagun said

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Jitty how the hell do you know the mechanics of a dragon? Maybe dragons can turn on a dime, they're dragons they don't exist! You can't justify bad controls with "dude it's a dragon, I know dragons and dragons aren't planes.". Maybe they aren't, but how the hell do you know the flight patterns of a mythical creature. gtfo fanboy
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Posted: Sep 8th 2007 6:16AM ill trooper said

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What Jitty is saying is true in this game: you're playing a rider controlling a dragon, not directly controlling a dragon. It's like the horse in 'Shadow of the Colossus.'

Listen, I'm not saying that's a better experience, and I'm not making excuses for the game, just reiterating what Factor 5 expressed in some video from E3 last year or something. No, I don't know the link. Sorry.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2007 2:03AM (Unverified) said

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The SIXAXIS seems to represent the flight wheel of an airplace more than the reigns of a dragon. Since when do you steer reigns like a wheel? I mean, this is supposed to be realistic right? Cause your playing as a guy riding a dragon. So wouldn't it control more like riding a horse? This game should have come with some SIXAXIS spurs so you could kick the dragon in the side to get him going. THAT would totally be a realistic control scheme for a dragon rider.

Shit. Did I just use realistic and dragon in the same sentence? Damn. What was I thinking.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:09PM SpacePenguinBot said

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Oh dear. They must really have wanted the game to succeed,
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 9:18PM Autopsy15 said

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No, they made a million dollar, five year project just to laugh and watch it burn at the hands of reviewers. In reality this was just a sick joke by Factor 5.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 10:47PM SpacePenguinBot said

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Those bastards!
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:09PM RobAccomando said

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that is pathetic.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2007 6:11PM Mal F4cti0n said

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Whats the joke? That Factor 5 sent out a guide on how to review/play their game. oRRLY? What's the joke there, Tiger?
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