This Wednesday: Sonic 2 hogs XBLA
by Ludwig Kietzmann 
on Sep 10th 2007 3:30PM
How to appreciate the above headline in five simple steps:
- Read the sequence of words from left to right. Note: Utilizing this technique may require previous training. If said requirement is not met,
reader subject may experience difficulty in advancing beyond Step 1.
- Interpret the declaration as follows: Sega's speedy side-scroller, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, is arriving on Xbox Live Arcade this Wednesday for 400 MS Points ($5), complete with online play.
- Realize that in being the sole game release this week (joined only by Bomberman Live! and Band of Bugs downloadable content), Sonic 2 is in effect "hogging" the lineup.
- Recall that Sonic the Hedgehog is notably and provably a hedgehog.
- (Crucial) Make the connection and laugh in an obnoxious manner. This may be accompanied by lightly assaulting your knee or invading a colleague's ribs with your elbow. Never confuse the two.
