Proving that his brain must be made of Teflon, IGN's Matt Casamassina played Manhunt 2 in its AO-rated version and didn't flip out and kill everybody he loved. In fact, he was so un-scarred by the experience that he went back for a second helping of the game in its newly M-rated version. Are you mad, man?
Though IGN says that the game is "mechanically identical" to its wicked AO twin, they said there are some more "cosmetic" changes. First off, the game's death strikes have been blurred and darkened to the point that the heinous act being done is unidentifiable. Like using a vending machine blindfolded, you just use a push a couple of buttons and hope that you get a Snickers. Though IGN says the kills are still fun, they say they're less rewarding in the still-not-particularly-family-friendly version.
There's something much more heinous in the changes though: You can no longer rip an enemy's testicles off with pliers. ... Hear that? It's the sound of Manhunt 2's GOTY award flying out the window. This is 2007! What's the point of even playing a game if you can't rip some testicles asunder? Oh, also: -1 to Manhunt 2 machinima.
Reader Comments (47)
Posted: Sep 12th 2007 11:08AM (Unverified) said
ok, i'm not longer buying this game. no testicle ripping is lame
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 11:10AM (Unverified) said
WHAT!?!?!?1 TESTICAL RIPPING!?!?!?1
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 11:10AM (Unverified) said
We definitely needed a more politically correct and gore censored murder simulator.
I am glad you guys get to finally play the game though.
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I am glad you guys get to finally play the game though.
Posted: Sep 12th 2007 11:16AM Neon Jebus said
With all the choices one has to offer up photo symbolism to testicles you go with two balls of yarn. Something in your brain works kind of odd and it scares me sir.
I liked the first Manhunt but since this is PS2 / Wii I don't get to play it. Perhaps it is for the best.
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I liked the first Manhunt but since this is PS2 / Wii I don't get to play it. Perhaps it is for the best.
Posted: Sep 12th 2007 12:30PM Lemmiwinks said
Actually, considering what the actual anatomy of what a testicle is made up of, a ball of yarn is a pretty good analogy.
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 1:21PM Neon Jebus said
Well Lemmiwinks I'll never look at a cute cat activity the same way again.
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 11:17AM (Unverified) said
"First off, the game's death strikes have been blurred and darkened to the point that the heinous act being done is unidentifiable."
What's the point of the game now? ManHunt 1 was pretty weak and basically the whole point of the game was to see the deathshots, even those got old after a while. ManHunt 2 better have some actual gameplay now since it's sounding like it can't just fall back on it's gore sequences.
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What's the point of the game now? ManHunt 1 was pretty weak and basically the whole point of the game was to see the deathshots, even those got old after a while. ManHunt 2 better have some actual gameplay now since it's sounding like it can't just fall back on it's gore sequences.
Posted: Sep 12th 2007 11:26AM JonahFalcon said
Um, you could never castrate anyone in Manhunt 2 in the FIRST place. That was Jack Thompson's made-up claim.
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 1:28PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
Dude, Casamassina played the previous build and performed said act himself. Why else would he note it's gone now?
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 11:28AM prime8 said
According to police, 32-year-old Texas fan Brian Christopher Thomas walked into Henry Hudson's Pub on June 17 wearing a Longhorns T-shirt and quickly became the focus of football "trash talk" from another regular, 53-year-old Oklahoma fan Allen Michael Beckett.
Thomas told police that when he decided to leave and went to the bar to pay his tab, Beckett grabbed him in the crotch, pulled him to the ground and wouldn't let go, even as bar patrons tried to break it up. When the two men were separated, Thomas looked down and realized the extent of his injuries.
"He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body," said Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes. "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse."
It took more than 60 stitches to close the wound.
this is from an AP Wire news story i read just before checking out joystiq this morning. what's with all the testicular news today?
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Thomas told police that when he decided to leave and went to the bar to pay his tab, Beckett grabbed him in the crotch, pulled him to the ground and wouldn't let go, even as bar patrons tried to break it up. When the two men were separated, Thomas looked down and realized the extent of his injuries.
"He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body," said Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes. "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse."
It took more than 60 stitches to close the wound.
this is from an AP Wire news story i read just before checking out joystiq this morning. what's with all the testicular news today?
Posted: Sep 12th 2007 12:24PM (Unverified) said
lol, I was wondering if someone was going to bring that up! :)
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 12:35PM (Unverified) said
dude, i cringed and squirmed as i read that... ouch.
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 9:14AM (Unverified) said
OMG He was wearing White shorts? And after Labor Day? That's a travesty!
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 11:42AM (Unverified) said
I'm gonna have to say the scene in Sin City satisfied my crotch-ripping quota for life. I really don't need to see that again!
Not that I was gonna buy MH2 anyway.
As a joke they should release an E rated version!!!
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Not that I was gonna buy MH2 anyway.
As a joke they should release an E rated version!!!
Posted: Sep 12th 2007 11:48AM chrisgrant said
I thought you said Sim City ... which led to a really weird moment there.
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 11:54AM Neon Jebus said
You questioning my mayoral skills? I said I'm zoning this area Commercial and I would suggest you NOT have a complaint about it!
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 12:29PM hvnlysoldr said
"From today you're the mayor"
- oft-misquoted Sakurai
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- oft-misquoted Sakurai
Posted: Sep 12th 2007 11:44AM (Unverified) said
It really is a shame...
But seriously people, you know there will be a code to unlock the footage.
They haven;t actually taken the sequences out, remember, just added some bullshit filtering and such.
I imagine this will end up like the true gore code for GTA 3 (the level of violence that was lowered after September 11th, in addition to other edits like planes, police cars, and building similarities.)
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But seriously people, you know there will be a code to unlock the footage.
They haven;t actually taken the sequences out, remember, just added some bullshit filtering and such.
I imagine this will end up like the true gore code for GTA 3 (the level of violence that was lowered after September 11th, in addition to other edits like planes, police cars, and building similarities.)
Posted: Sep 12th 2007 11:56AM (Unverified) said
this sounds lame now. major bummer. censorship sucks.
-"superfan" tactics.
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-"superfan" tactics.
Posted: Sep 12th 2007 12:11PM (Unverified) said
Well... nuts.
(Pun completely and unrepentantly intended.)
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(Pun completely and unrepentantly intended.)
Posted: Sep 12th 2007 12:12PM (Unverified) said
Planet Terror had a pretty excellent testicle scene.
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 12:44PM Vegeta has a ps3 said
yes it did. I think Robert Rodriguez has some sort of fetish that involves removal of a man's reproductive organs.
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 1:32PM (Unverified) said
That + Quentin Tarantino being creepy as hell = A+
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 12:37PM Vegeta has a ps3 said
This thread has proved one thing and one thing only:
You kids are shallow as hell.
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You kids are shallow as hell.
Posted: Sep 12th 2007 12:48PM RobAccomando said
Blurred and darkened? wtf. Why can't there be an option to turn it on or off? May seem shallow, but it's videogame, not Shakespeare.
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 1:28PM Shagittarius said
My sack is really just 2 testicles duct-tapped together.
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 1:43PM Anticrawl said
Who let the troll out of his play-pen? Seriously, what is your beaf with the Wii? Did the Wii rape your sister and kill your father or something? Did it piss in your cherios? Bust a nut in your macaroni? Did it skull-fu** you, record it and destribute it to all your closest friends and family? Did it cheat on your with your PS3?
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 1:44PM (Unverified) said
That wasn't even a stab at the Wii man. I thought it was a classic duct tape joke, like this one.
Rubang B's heart is just 2 ventricles duct taped together.
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Rubang B's heart is just 2 ventricles duct taped together.
Posted: Sep 12th 2007 1:42PM (Unverified) said
My favorite testicle-ripping scene is from Sonny Chiba's The Street Fighter from 1974. He rips them off with a chunk of the man's underwear and then the guy immediately falls over and bleeds to death.
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 2:13PM (Unverified) said
theres leaked versions online already. not sure if theyre uncut, but if not, i'm sure the uncut version will make it sooner than later. just have your mod chips and your pliers ready at all times.
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Posted: Sep 12th 2007 2:50PM (Unverified) said
God this sickens me. I'm 26 and I don't want my games sensored. Hell, if you don't want kids to play it, don't buy it for them.
I worked for a hideous used game store chain(who shall be nameless)and you would not believe how many parents, come in with their kids, the kid begs for halo or GTA or some other M game, I flip the game over and say, "This game is rated mature for blood, gore, drug use, and sexual acts with a goat, are you sure you want this for your kid (who is 6 years old)." and I would say 99.9% of the time the parents exact words are, "Yeah, sure. It's fine." or "oh, he's/she's played it at a friends house, it's ok. He/she is used to it."
Screw you Jack Thomson, screw you the ratings board and FUCK Uwe Bolle. I'm having a bad week....
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I worked for a hideous used game store chain(who shall be nameless)and you would not believe how many parents, come in with their kids, the kid begs for halo or GTA or some other M game, I flip the game over and say, "This game is rated mature for blood, gore, drug use, and sexual acts with a goat, are you sure you want this for your kid (who is 6 years old)." and I would say 99.9% of the time the parents exact words are, "Yeah, sure. It's fine." or "oh, he's/she's played it at a friends house, it's ok. He/she is used to it."
Screw you Jack Thomson, screw you the ratings board and FUCK Uwe Bolle. I'm having a bad week....
Posted: Sep 12th 2007 3:37PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
Oh, this blogpost needs more PSP tag.
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