Today in Joystiq: September 12, 2007

Joystiquery
Live at the Microsoft Pre-TGS press briefing
Joystiq impressions: Victorious Boxers: Revolution
Today's most sacrilegious video: Halo 3 on PS3
News
Ninja Gaiden 2 to flip out and kill people on 360 in 2008
The Orange Box gets 99 achievements, 1000 points
Pink and blue Xbox 360 controllers coming in November ... or December
Rez, Ikaruga, Exit confirmed for Xbox Live Arcade
Lost Odyssey delayed to 2008 in US
Watch video of Ninja Gaiden 2 teaser
Even more PS3/PSP firmware coming soon
See Geometry Wars: Waves from Project Gotham Racing 4
Tony Hawk Proving Ground demo now Live
Omega Five shmups XBLA in November
M-rated Manhunt 2 leaves testes intact
Watch the new Halo 3 ad: "Museum"
GUN sequel poster in Tony Hawk Proving Ground demo
GameStop talks casual customers
Loco Roco PS3 rolls out next Thursday, first day of TGS
Lair dev laments hideous Wii games, blames budget issues
Eternal Sonata is on PS3 reports Famitsu
NCsoft's Robert Garriott talks Sony relationship
Conan action game moves up to Sept. 28
Online gaming outsells video and music
Financial Times declares console war Wii-ner
Oblivion's Gamebryo engine ported to Wii
Headline = Call of Duty 4 + Collector's Edition - PS3
GameFly expanding to Tampa, Florida
Yakuza 3 revealed for PlayStation 3
FASA Studio is dead
Culture & Community
Wal-Mart goes extra mile in Halo 3 launch madness
Infogrames company anthem -- grrrrrl, you have no idea
Brandweek talks anatomy of Halo 3 marketing onslaught
The RRoD T-shirt
National Video Games Day draws to a close ... how did you celebrate?
I wanna spend $399 all night (and play Guitar Hero every day)
[Thanks, glimmerkirk]











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
hvnlysoldr (NDF - Wind Ring) @ Sep 13th 2007 12:19AM
I prefer 4cr's Mitch's controller. The only buttons are down and spinach.
BPM @ Sep 13th 2007 12:23AM
"Okay, I'm running... Oh, crap! The Super Mushroom ran the other way! Oh, well. I guess I didn't really need it..."
"Yay, I got the Fire Flower... but no way to fire it..."
"I think there's a secret in this pipe... But I can't go down it..."
[BPM proceeds to throwing the controller into his TV, thus breaking it]
@#%^ this *@^*! Imma gonna go play Metroid Prime 3 again.
Psaakyrn @ Sep 13th 2007 3:03AM
I call your bluff, you can't get the fire flower with only forward and jump.
BPM @ Sep 13th 2007 3:14AM
Damn! Exposed!
Um... look over there! A conveniently placed distraction!
[BPM disappears into the night!]
blooh @ Sep 13th 2007 12:39AM
that was the only funny comic on her page
Shagittarius @ Sep 13th 2007 1:25AM
How about just pop in a movie and simply push 'play'? I mean unless you actually want to play a game.
Ken Seang @ Sep 13th 2007 1:27AM
They forgot a win button there...
kip @ Sep 13th 2007 8:30AM
I guess the GO button would have to be mapped to right+B? Otherwise you couldn't run and therefore it'd be impossible to make some of the jumps to beat SMB.
tmacairjordan87 @ Sep 13th 2007 10:14AM
wow how did she find nintendo's next controller for casual gamers that easily?
Aberu @ Sep 13th 2007 10:37AM
Wow most of her comics show WHY that's her controller. She is mentally retarded.
http://www.nataliedee.com/090807/ball-of-dick-hair.jpg
Rubang B (NDF - Heart) @ Sep 13th 2007 2:26PM
PAC-MAN: NO BUTTONS.
Great game.
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