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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 10:57AM (Unverified) said

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Hooray!

Another game that demonstrates how many shades of grey and brown there are.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:00AM JonahFalcon said

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Do you live in Oz, where there's yellow brick roads and Emerald Cities? Welcome to Real Life.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:01AM JonahFalcon said

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Oh, and ruby slippers. Can't forget the ruby slippers.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:20AM dishwasher said

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It is ok for games to take place in fantasy worlds (like Oz)
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:34AM (Unverified) said

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Go into a dark room and tell me about all the vibrant colors you see.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:35AM Duke said

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I vote for a FPS where the Scarecrow mows down the emerald city in search of his brain, which is being held by a mad scientist with super powers. Yeah, on second thought, that plot blows.

On another note, isnt it easy for one man to cut through the darkness with the aid of a flashlight?
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:53AM hvnlysoldr said

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Why my walls are a lovely shade of Nintendo red and white. I wear Link's clothes all day and I drive a Pikachu car.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:54AM (Unverified) said

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@falcon
i dont live in oz but i can see the sun shining bright and making the grass green the swings red the cars vibrant and even the trees trunk look a nice shade of brown
it looks nothing like the "real world" you speak of.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 10:59AM JonahFalcon said

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It looks like Pitch Black II.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:01AM (Unverified) said

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Is this going to involve stopping the future Hitler before he becomes the president by finding out there's a "dead space" in the visions of the future you have showing you that you have the power to prevent it?
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 1:16PM CommentSystem said

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no. no it wont.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:01AM chrisgrant said

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Event Horizon? Since when is a crappy re-imagining of great sci-fi (Solaris in this case) a cult-classic? The ship went to hell? Really?
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:02AM JonahFalcon said

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Hell is only a word. Where it went, was much much worse. A dimension of pure chaos.

Do you see?

DO you see?

DO YOU SEE?!?!?!?!
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 12:58PM Shagittarius said

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Yeah Event Horizon was pure crap.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:14AM samfish said

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I want to say something snarky (with just a touch of whine), but...I just can't think of anything.

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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:56AM hvnlysoldr said

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"In the far reaches of space, humanity brings to light a forgotten alien scourge. Can one man cut through the darkness?" Wait a minute, Humanity brought light to the scourge then they ask one man to cut through darkness.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 1:28PM (Unverified) said

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Well, just because they brought the light doesn't mean they've done anything with it. Lazy bastards.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:16AM (Unverified) said

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Seriously though, one of these sci-fi games need to take place on some random world made up mostly of blue with a pink sky. Just to shut everyone up.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:33AM (Unverified) said

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super paper mario
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:19AM Niasyn said

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I think a 3rd person viewing option would be nice. And slots for tonics.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:23AM The Wicker Man said

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"renagade" ea team ha ha.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:32AM (Unverified) said

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event horizon was fucking scary as shit man, i saw it when i was like 11
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:50AM Hirsbrunner said

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Have you watched it since you've gotten older?

Pure unadulterated crap.

I still want my money back.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 2:44PM foxhound said

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I have it on DVD myself... hadn't seen it in ages, but for what I remember... well, I was admittedly spooked.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:36AM (Unverified) said

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Well Joystiq failed to mention that other websites including IGN (which unveiled this game 2 months ago) is that it is coming to PS3, 360 and PC. Wii owners will instead get another game involving Mario (sigh)instead!!!

360/PS3 FTW!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:46AM Nushio said

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"360/PS3 FTW!!!!!!!!!"

Says the guy with the Paper Mario avatar...
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 12:09PM hvnlysoldr said

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The trolls have so little control they don't even bother changing their avatar. I realized it changes your avatar retroactively which is why my one post under Phoenix Wright with my parrot looks weird now. And when BPM had a pedobear and chargin' avatars.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:42AM falcomadol said

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It's always nice when EA dredges up yet another one of their ancient dead and buried IPs acquired from one of the dozens of companies that they purchased over the years whose visionary designers and top programming talent fled as soon as their non-compete agreements expired.

It's even better when they then pattern the new installment directly on one of those visionary creators' latest hit game.

Fuck you EA.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:42AM falcomadol said

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Seriously, what's next? A new populous game featuring a snappy young lad and a third person perspective integrating one button combat?
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:48AM plyx said

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Big Daddy would stomp his ass.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 11:56AM samfish said

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Kirby would kick BOTH their asses, though.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 12:26PM Vegnagun said

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Rofl! Samfish I loled because Kirby is my name. I've never seen someone reference Kirby without saying how much he sucked/blowed/stole powers. Thanks for that.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 12:40PM (Unverified) said

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Wow, I'm surprised no one has mentioned this, but I find it hard to bet excited by anything in game informer since they are nothing more than a glorified gamestop sales flyer. OTOH, why can't we get a sci-fi game based on firefly? That would be an awesome universe to set a game in.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 12:41PM Chibi Chaingun said

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Hate to be typical.. but this looks like Gears meets Bioshock.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 12:52PM JonahFalcon said

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You know, it occurs to me that in space no one can hear you scream.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 1:06PM DeathChimp2000 said

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Does anyone but me think that the term "Survival Horror" is an oxymoron? Think about it. What's the opposite of survival? Non-survival? Are there any videogames dedicated to non-survival?

"Look out! Zombies!"

Then you pull the right trigger to be quietly eaten and digested.

If we keep using the term, Halo is a "survival shooter", MGS is "survival stealth", etc.



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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 4:16PM heypaul said

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I don't think you know what an oxymoron is. The term "survivial horror" is not inherently contradictory. You simply mean that in the context of video games, the term "survival" is redundant.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 1:18PM CommentSystem said

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but they can see it hmhmm.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 1:19PM CommentSystem said

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cot dammit i pressed reply! REPLY!!!
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 1:31PM (Unverified) said

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And I completely misread that comment. Go me. Well, they brought the aliens to the light, right, but there's some other darkness right behind where the aliens were, and... You know what? I give up. Quick, someone else, say something clever!
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 1:33PM (Unverified) said

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*Facepalms* I'm not having a good day. This was supposed to be a reply to Samfish's comment that already had some of my idiocy as a comment.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 2:20PM (Unverified) said

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Is that. . .a staple gun he's wielding? Oh you've got to be a badass to banish evil with a staple gun!
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 3:01PM Yuccadude said

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It looks more like a crappy future lantern that will probably be your least useful weapon against the zombiens, like how other games make sure you always have a weapon, but it's kind of crappy, this will probably be it.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 2:53PM (Unverified) said

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If Ken Levine and Cliffy B. had a baby together this is what it would look like.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 5:30PM The Wicker Man said

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why dont those gi fuxxorz try doing some timely reviews. ie two worlds still havent reviewed i wonder why...oh i know cause they advertise on their site, and theyre gonna wait as long as possible to give it the shit review it deserves.Oh yes and gamestop employees sicken me. smart ass underpaid losers stfu! love,-wicker
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Posted: Sep 14th 2007 9:04PM (Unverified) said

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That's pretty much what I said, if you read this glorified sales flyer, you are retarded. They are going to score reviews in line with whatever will move product, and the sheep will follow. Plus their timing sucks, I've had a game in my hand for a week when I got the GI issue that PREVIEWED it. Lame ass gamestop.
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Posted: Sep 15th 2007 1:51PM (Unverified) said

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GTA comes out, games try to rip it off, Oblivion comes out, bunch of wanna-bes come out, Bioshock comes out, and this happens. How about this isn't a fresh IP, its cliche as hell.
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Posted: Sep 15th 2007 7:50PM (Unverified) said

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You Effing morons really think they developed this game since Bioshock came out? Come on idiots it takes years to make a game. I find it truely unbelieable that so many people are willing to trash a game based on.....a magazine cover? Sure EA has made some crap no doubt, and sure you have nothing better to do than wait for mom to call you for dinner, but really, lets at least wait and see more than one still image before the snarking begins. just my 2c.
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Posted: Sep 16th 2007 1:16PM (Unverified) said

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bioshocks been announced for awhile buddy ;)
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Posted: Sep 16th 2007 3:47PM (Unverified) said

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Bioshock was announced on: Friday, October 08, 2004
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