Why waste afternoons playing video games by yourself when you can best your opponents on the virtual battlefield? We beseech you, dear reader, to consider devising your own Omegathon competition, modeled after the five-game event seen every year at the Penny Arcade Expo. Here are some suggested guidelines:
At least one game that is "off the grid" (i.e. not on a television screen).
At least one retro title (e.g. Pong, Tetris, Daikatana)
A variety of genres such as puzzle, first-person shooter, racing, etc.
At least one embarrassing title that gets competitors active. Usually a rhythm game
Bear in mind the length of each competitive match -- although Civilization would make for an interesting event, if you place it early with 10 contenders, you're going to lose enthusiasm fast. Don't have any friends? Create an Omegathon for yourself -- it'll be exactly like preparing for Ninja Warrior by building your own obstacles in your yard. Tell us your ideal Omegathon run and check out our picks for the week's best gaming comics. Be sure to vote for your favorite!
I find vgcats to be a pretty generic comic and since when is penny arcade funny. I'm just pissed CAD wasn't mentioned and seems to never be. Freakin weak.
I voted Extra Life. The other ones weren't very funny, and VG Cats shouldn't even qualify. I know the guy is busy, but "Weekly Webcomic" doesn't mean it's up ALL week.
Yup, I was surprised that CAD isn't listed. None of the other comics stand a chance against Master Chief :p. Btw. who brought the 2pstart server down... I can't seem to access it.
Why you guys keep bearing the Earth Ring? Seriously, stop being noobs. Please Flyy, remove the Earth Ring title from your nickname.
Official Parchment
"Supreme Commander JodyAnthony (did we vote on this? anyways; fire ring)
Nintendo Fanbot (faithful mysterious helper)
Fatass of Kickassness (really, him!? joking, blue lion)
Fernando Rocker (aka wiiind ring)
Summercamp (yellow lion)
Keif (master of the wii remote-nunchuk... nunchuks)
Kye (earth ring and black lion - yes i get two)
Rubang B (green lion and master of the sensor bar grapling hook)
Silky Love (red lion)
Ken (water ring)
*end*
Hvnlysoldr, this was shortly before you joined. The Wiind ring is actually Fernando's. However as Ken has been absent for some time now I would suggest this: fernando, you take the Water ring for now since you're tired of the Wiind ring, and hvnly, you have the Wiind ring.
Hvnly, as a thanx for the avatar, you can take possesion of the Yellow lion as well. You are also an acting Lieutenant.
I'll just have to re-shuffle summercamp, Rubang and Ken."
The hell if I know. Personally, I don't see why Nintendo needs a defense force, or any of the three for that matter. It just seems tragic and sad. And not in the "oh boo-hoo" kind of way but "Hey, look at that legless dog trying to drag himself to food with his chin" kind of way.
SDF was played off Japan's military Special Defense Force. They can't technically have an army due to the McArthur Constitution instituted after WWII. So it's like a war with soldiers can't physically attack each other.
It's not like we're paid to physically defend Nintendo... yet. We just defend Nintendo's honor on these message boards. The other day I killed a troll with a witty comment. Don't front just 'cuz you don't have a ring.
Who cares??? It seems that I'm always seeing some lame discussion over rings on here. I think we can all agree that Nintendo does NOT need a defense force. It wasn't funny to begin with, and now its just annoying.
Jhonen had to make a decision. And it was a bad one for anyone to make.
A. Increase episode production essentially watching the quality of the show degrade into nothingness. Seriously, Nickelodeon was expecting him to match Spongebob production rates. I'm sure we can all agree quality would suffer under that issue and ultimately, Jhonen would not be happy. Interesting side note, I still can't believe they got the voice of Smurfette to play Ms. Bitters.
B. Say "Fuck this shit" and let the show go out on a high note.
I'm just pissed the whole ordeal turned him off from forever. Or for an indeterminant amount of time.
But if you guys like Jhonen shit, check out this music video he directed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIYhbRiuVK0 It tends to go back to his JTHM days alot but that's all good. For as we know, Everything in the world can be broken.
damnit, i know i know the song that they play after tetris, but for the life of me i can't remember what it's called. anyone able to help me out? the song starts at 30 seconds to the end. even if you don't know the exact name, an idea or where it was from would be sufficiant enough
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Fernando Rocker (NDF - Water Ring) @ Sep 15th 2007 5:11PM
My vote goes to VG Cats... funny.
Kye (NDF - Earth Ring) @ Sep 15th 2007 5:19PM
Samfish, put me down for VG cats for the win, PA close second.
samfish @ Sep 15th 2007 6:50PM
You'se gots it, chief!
Anticrawl @ Sep 15th 2007 8:27PM
I find vgcats to be a pretty generic comic and since when is penny arcade funny. I'm just pissed CAD wasn't mentioned and seems to never be. Freakin weak.
Neebs @ Sep 15th 2007 5:13PM
VGCats may deserve to win this round, but I don't know...
J-Guy @ Sep 15th 2007 5:31PM
I voted Extra Life. The other ones weren't very funny, and VG Cats shouldn't even qualify. I know the guy is busy, but "Weekly Webcomic" doesn't mean it's up ALL week.
Kazi @ Sep 15th 2007 5:34PM
The guys from MacHall/Three Panel Soul have an awesome artist, I just wish they were actually funny.
VGCats wins this one.
blooh @ Sep 15th 2007 6:01PM
the vgcats one wasn't even funny
Matt_M @ Sep 15th 2007 7:04PM
I agree. To paraphrase the movie Good Morning Vietnam:
This VGCats sucks the sweat off of a dead man's balls.
Fernando Rocker (NDF - Water Ring) @ Sep 15th 2007 6:02PM
I play Tetris a lot better than that two guys. Noobs.
Neebs @ Sep 15th 2007 6:54PM
Yeah that was lame as hell...
Jonah Falcon @ Sep 15th 2007 6:03PM
They're all wrong.
My vote goes to CTRL-ALT-DEL:
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20070914
sOmar @ Sep 15th 2007 6:19PM
Yup, I was surprised that CAD isn't listed. None of the other comics stand a chance against Master Chief :p.
Btw. who brought the 2pstart server down... I can't seem to access it.
Word of the street. @ Sep 15th 2007 6:33PM
2Pstart isn't working for me.
I vote for CAD,Master chief ads LOL.
VG cats in second place.
Anticrawl @ Sep 15th 2007 8:23PM
Yeah, where the fuck is CAD? They're always left out it seems, how can't you have the Halo 3 ads comic from them? What the fuck, I vote for CAD.
http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20070914
Ross Miller @ Sep 15th 2007 8:45PM
Yeah, missing CAD was a slip up. That was a good one, sorry guys. Oh well.
Rosco
Joystiq
Kazi @ Sep 15th 2007 9:14PM
LOL, Finish the fight against menstruation. Awesome.
Stevo @ Sep 16th 2007 10:19PM
Fuck yeah, CAD FTW! Dissapointing CAD wasn't added. My vote goes to Tim and his awesome Halo 3 Comic.
NintendoFanbot @ Sep 15th 2007 6:10PM
Hijinks Ensue tells it like it is.
"Have sex with these whores then design another one" FTW
Rubang B (NDF - Heart) @ Sep 15th 2007 6:24PM
They got my vote just because the guy had a Virtual Boy strapped to his head somehow. I really liked Dueling Analogs and the Picross one too.
Flyy (NDF - Earth Ring) @ Sep 15th 2007 6:11PM
I think they were all pretty decent this week.
VGCats was the most decent. =)
Fernando Rocker (NDF - Water Ring) @ Sep 15th 2007 6:16PM
Why you guys keep bearing the Earth Ring? Seriously, stop being noobs. Please Flyy, remove the Earth Ring title from your nickname.
Official Parchment
"Supreme Commander JodyAnthony (did we vote on this? anyways; fire ring)
Nintendo Fanbot (faithful mysterious helper)
Fatass of Kickassness (really, him!? joking, blue lion)
Fernando Rocker (aka wiiind ring)
Summercamp (yellow lion)
Keif (master of the wii remote-nunchuk... nunchuks)
Kye (earth ring and black lion - yes i get two)
Rubang B (green lion and master of the sensor bar grapling hook)
Silky Love (red lion)
Ken (water ring)
*end*
Hvnlysoldr, this was shortly before you joined. The Wiind ring is actually Fernando's. However as Ken has been absent for some time now I would suggest this:
fernando, you take the Water ring for now since you're tired of the Wiind ring, and hvnly, you have the Wiind ring.
Hvnly, as a thanx for the avatar, you can take possesion of the Yellow lion as well. You are also an acting Lieutenant.
I'll just have to re-shuffle summercamp, Rubang and Ken."
Mr Khan @ Sep 15th 2007 6:21PM
Yes, but that was from a loong time ago, clearly, because Summercamp (the notorious MS hater, as i recall) hasn't commented here in a LONG time
its what Dear Leader wrote, but clearly has to be dated
and it makes no inclusion of our resident SWAT Kats/NiGHTS fanboy...
Fernando Rocker (NDF - Water Ring) @ Sep 15th 2007 6:21PM
The bosses are the rings with the four elements:
JodyAnthony (Fire)
Fernando Rocker (Water)
Kye (Earth)
Hvnlysoldr (Wind)
Rubang B (NDF - Heart) @ Sep 15th 2007 6:26PM
HEART bitch, HEART. I so got dibs on HEART from months ago during our Captain Planet phase.
hvnlysoldr (NDF ) @ Sep 15th 2007 6:28PM
I'm going home soon so I won't be posting as often. Mr. Khan or whoever the NDF decide can have the Wind Ring.
Word of the street. @ Sep 15th 2007 6:35PM
I'm probably going to regret asking this but What the hell are you people talking about?
Fernando Rocker (NDF - Water Ring) @ Sep 15th 2007 6:38PM
Word of the Street
We are talking about the organization of the official Nintendo Defence Force members (NDF).
Word of the street. @ Sep 15th 2007 6:41PM
Like a clan of something?
Rubang B (NDF - Heart) @ Sep 15th 2007 6:43PM
Mine is heart, because I use the power of love in both my gaming and my defence forcing.
sheppy2.0 @ Sep 15th 2007 9:32PM
The hell if I know. Personally, I don't see why Nintendo needs a defense force, or any of the three for that matter. It just seems tragic and sad. And not in the "oh boo-hoo" kind of way but "Hey, look at that legless dog trying to drag himself to food with his chin" kind of way.
hvnlysoldr (NDF ) @ Sep 15th 2007 10:55PM
SDF was played off Japan's military Special Defense Force. They can't technically have an army due to the McArthur Constitution instituted after WWII. So it's like a war with soldiers can't physically attack each other.
Rubang B (NDF - Heart) @ Sep 15th 2007 11:24PM
It's not like we're paid to physically defend Nintendo... yet. We just defend Nintendo's honor on these message boards. The other day I killed a troll with a witty comment. Don't front just 'cuz you don't have a ring.
samfish @ Sep 16th 2007 2:35AM
"The hell if I know. Personally, I don't see why Nintendo needs a defense force"
Pfft – says the ranking member of the SDF...
sheppy2.0 @ Sep 16th 2007 9:50AM
Where I walk, I walk alone.
Where I go, I go alone.
Hate to quote Akuma but seriously, when the hell did I join any movement?
aka Prof Chaos @ Sep 16th 2007 12:42PM
Who cares??? It seems that I'm always seeing some lame discussion over rings on here. I think we can all agree that Nintendo does NOT need a defense force. It wasn't funny to begin with, and now its just annoying.
Mr Khan @ Sep 15th 2007 6:17PM
VGCats, although Hijinks Ensue was good as well
I couldn't even get in 2pStart, might be a dead link...
gir @ Sep 15th 2007 6:30PM
I have returned!
Word of the street. @ Sep 15th 2007 6:39PM
Dance with us, GIR! Dance with us into oblivion!
Man Invader Zim ended to early,best show ever *sob.
gir @ Sep 15th 2007 7:32PM
IM DANCING LIKE A MONKEY!
sheppy2.0 @ Sep 15th 2007 9:42PM
Jhonen had to make a decision. And it was a bad one for anyone to make.
A. Increase episode production essentially watching the quality of the show degrade into nothingness. Seriously, Nickelodeon was expecting him to match Spongebob production rates. I'm sure we can all agree quality would suffer under that issue and ultimately, Jhonen would not be happy. Interesting side note, I still can't believe they got the voice of Smurfette to play Ms. Bitters.
B. Say "Fuck this shit" and let the show go out on a high note.
I'm just pissed the whole ordeal turned him off from forever. Or for an indeterminant amount of time.
But if you guys like Jhonen shit, check out this music video he directed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIYhbRiuVK0
It tends to go back to his JTHM days alot but that's all good. For as we know, Everything in the world can be broken.
Otis Whitaker @ Sep 15th 2007 6:30PM
Why does RPG-TV's artwork always look like lazy-family guy? Which in itself, is pretty lazy already.
jleicht12006 @ Sep 15th 2007 6:34PM
damnit, i know i know the song that they play after tetris, but for the life of me i can't remember what it's called. anyone able to help me out? the song starts at 30 seconds to the end. even if you don't know the exact name, an idea or where it was from would be sufficiant enough
Thatoneguy64 @ Sep 16th 2007 12:42AM
Eye of the Tiger, you probably know it from the Rocky movies.
jleicht12006 @ Sep 16th 2007 10:38AM
not the song at the beginning, the song at the end. it has a technoesque sound to it
Poisoned Al @ Sep 15th 2007 6:39PM
I wish I was playing for the car. I could kick the ass of both of those two players at Tetris. Sprint is my favourite game mode.
samfish @ Sep 15th 2007 6:54PM
Mountain Dew really does taste like piss.
Jonah Falcon @ Sep 15th 2007 7:02PM
Once again, CAD's Master Chief Tampon ad is the winner. "When the Flood attacks, call Master Chief".
Now, honestly, what girl wouldn't want to stick Master Chief in?
Anticrawl @ Sep 15th 2007 8:34PM
I agree Jonah Falcon, apparently we're the only sane bunch in all of Joystiq. CAD comics for the win.
Matthew @ Sep 15th 2007 7:12PM
I just can't see why VGCats should win for a joke that his been done before plenty of times.