[Update: All done, folks. Enjoy!]

Remember that time you enlisted the help of a couple friends and a crowbar and managed to pry yourself from the tyrannical grip of The Internet just long enough to make it outside? The sun tracked you like a spotlight, your very own giant ball of hot gas, searing your pale flesh; the muscles in your legs had atrophied, you could barely walk; you stopped. You sat down and pulled out a copy of Electronic Gaming Monthly from your back pocket (is that a pocket?) and read and read and read. It was like the internet in your hands.

Unless we're all alone in this world, this has undoubtedly happened to you as well, so we've once again teamed up with Ziff-Davis, the publishers behind EGM, to give away 30,000 free 1-year subscriptions (to US readers only ... sorry!). How free? You won't need to provide your credit card information; your subscription won't be automatically renewed at the end of the year; and you will need to "opt-in" to renew your subscription before receiving any bill for the magazine. Free. For the next time you find yourself out there.