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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:04PM tylerjacob said

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The Covenant would be way better enemies!
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 11:59PM (Unverified) said

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CJ and the groove street gang from grand theft auto sanandreas
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Posted: Sep 20th 2007 12:03PM (Unverified) said

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How bout the Chinese?
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Posted: Sep 20th 2007 1:36PM (Unverified) said

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Oprah Winfrey
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Posted: Sep 20th 2007 6:26PM (Unverified) said

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Home grown terrorist organizations, like the FLQ.
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:06PM Rokatoro said

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north koreans
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:06PM (Unverified) said

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Enraged Quebecian Seccessionists
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:06PM dustandechoes91 said

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it can has be time for beta now?
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:33PM (Unverified) said

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Nazis with GPS
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:12PM (Unverified) said

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i love war
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:08PM (Unverified) said

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The penguins!
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:09PM (Unverified) said

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Zambutu warriors from the African witch doctor clan Mamajuana. Scandalous
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:09PM (Unverified) said

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A better enemy than the Russians?

... the army of iPhones once Apple[Sky]Net activates them.....

( Ha, I'm an iPhone user and I'm scared this thing is a Transformer....)
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:10PM (Unverified) said

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Furries. Only weapon is a flamethrower.

They're unarmed
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:09PM (Unverified) said

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Goombas
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:09PM (Unverified) said

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300 spartans.
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:11PM (Unverified) said

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Latvians. They're obviously up to something...
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:11PM (Unverified) said

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Cyborg soldiers from Ethiopia.
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:13PM (Unverified) said

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Hippies
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:11PM ZenGaijin said

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I need something to hold the tide of this horribly long weekend till Halo 3.
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:11PM dmbrandon said

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It's modern warfare, so I'd say... Bungie Studios.

Yeah. Sweet.
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:11PM (Unverified) said

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Fontaine Futuristics
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:11PM Neofalcon43 said

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An army of clones of Jack Thompson and Uwe Boll, who are attempting to take over the world by sucking all the fun out of life!
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:40PM Niasyn said

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I don't know, if that army had Richard Simmons in it, I think you could call it a trifecta.
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:14PM (Unverified) said

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Zerg
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:13PM jorojoserojas said

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Console Fanboys.
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:15PM (Unverified) said

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the KISS army
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:16PM Tatsunoku vs Fapcom said

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trolls
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:16PM (Unverified) said

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Those creepy guys from hostel 1 and 2, you know the ons who kill people. I wanna run around in an industrial compound with those guys running at me with power saws, hooks, scythes, whatever they want. I mean, why give the enemys alot of variety when you can give the WEAPONS alot of variety!
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:16PM (Unverified) said

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Canadians
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:19PM (Unverified) said

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Luxembourg.

Precocious little scamps.
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:19PM PezMan726 said

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I'm gonna have to agree with Ritz on that one. Definately Canadians
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:21PM (Unverified) said

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crab people
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:21PM rsinclair said

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Smurfs
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:21PM (Unverified) said

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A bunch of kevin federlines be fun to kill him a few million times
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:34PM (Unverified) said

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HEZBOLLAH!! nah never mind...
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:21PM (Unverified) said

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Boston Redsox
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 9:21PM (Unverified) said

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+1
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:22PM (Unverified) said

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Furries.

Cos they could have instant classes and stuff - bearphiles could be the heavy weaponry etcs.
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:23PM Ranus Studios said

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The Spanish Inquisition.
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Posted: Sep 20th 2007 8:41PM (Unverified) said

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mudkipz
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:24PM (Unverified) said

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THIS IS JOYSTIQ!!
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:41PM alexkeeny said

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zombies are the greatest threat of our day!
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Posted: Sep 20th 2007 1:09AM (Unverified) said

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Uwe Boll and clones of Uwe Boll
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:24PM (Unverified) said

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an army of lindsay lohans & paris hiltons!
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:25PM Scazza said

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The IRA
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:26PM (Unverified) said

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Joining forces with Captain Kirk to fight....

The Tribbles.

(and randomly: All your base are belong to us)
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:28PM (Unverified) said

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The Tom Clancy Book Club
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Posted: Sep 20th 2007 8:17PM (Unverified) said

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Definitly French zombies.
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Posted: Sep 19th 2007 8:27PM (Unverified) said

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Every boss I've worked for
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