Miburi & Teburi is like staring into the maw of madness itself

All this morning, as we've been passing along some of the trailers that have already come down from the Tokyo Game Show, we've been playing one of our favorite games: "When Will It Come To America?"® The above trailer for Sega's Miburi & Teburi though, is kind of a slow pitch. In fact, we already know for sure when this Wii game will come stateside. It is as if by staring directly into the madness, we were imbued with a gift to see the future itself.

Miburi & Teburi will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, come out in America. Ever. But, since you watched the entire Miburi & Teburi trailer, legend dictates that you're going to die in seven days. So it probably won't be that big of a problem.