Miburi & Teburi is like staring into the maw of madness itself

by Justin McElroy { Sep 20th 2007 at 9:15AM }

All this morning, as we've been passing along some of the trailers that have already come down from the Tokyo Game Show, we've been playing one of our favorite games: "When Will It Come To America?"® The above trailer for Sega's Miburi & Teburi though, is kind of a slow pitch. In fact, we already know for sure when this Wii game will come stateside. It is as if by staring directly into the madness, we were imbued with a gift to see the future itself.

Miburi & Teburi will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, come out in America. Ever. But, since you watched the entire Miburi & Teburi trailer, legend dictates that you're going to die in seven days. So it probably won't be that big of a problem.

Tags: miburiandteburi, tgs07, wii

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Jacob P. @ Sep 20th 2007 9:22AM

O.o

I don't know what just happened...

jsn @ Sep 20th 2007 9:36AM

why does everything entertainment related that comes out of Japan these days have to be batshit crazy?

Richard Mitchell @ Sep 20th 2007 9:52AM

Looks like the internet can predict the future alright. For instance, I'm pretty sure the phrase "What the fuck?" was invented to describe this game. We're all prognosticators.

Ted @ Sep 20th 2007 9:54AM

Does this video come from the very same Japan that fiercely conquered most of Asia 60 years ago, that bombed Pearl Harbour and that fought to the death in the defence of its territory? o_O

Stupidiot @ Sep 20th 2007 11:11AM

Well... It's the same land mass if that's what you mean, but otherwise I don't think you could describe it as "the same Japan".

JodyAnthony (VGDF) @ Sep 20th 2007 10:08AM

i will buy a japanese wii for this game.

WiNG @ Sep 20th 2007 10:25AM

What the hell... this video...?

This is madness. This is blasphemy!

ThornedVenom @ Sep 20th 2007 10:35AM

Blasphemy?

...

THIS IS MIBURI!!!!!! (and Teburi)

Matt @ Sep 20th 2007 12:42PM

"Got to buy it, got to buy it... Chinpo-ko-MON!"

BobboMJones @ Sep 20th 2007 1:25PM

Magicbox is on it:

http://www.the-magicbox.com/0709/game070917b.shtml

So, uh, am I the only one to not realize this was a crossword puzzle game based off of the trailer?

Tamyu @ Sep 20th 2007 2:29PM

No, you`re not. I think it was pretty obvious... Then again, I actually understood the entire trailer.

It`s a crossword puzzle game that gives hints in the form of weird movies.
It actually looks pretty funny, although I seriously doubt I would buy it.