Swagwatch?: Japanese Halo shirt (feat. Cortana)

by Christopher Grant { Sep 20th 2007 at 5:23PM }

This is the shirt Microsoft was handing out to attendees at their Community and International Press Party. All they had left by the time we strolled in were mediums, but we'll be giving this shirt away to one lucky reader who can hopefully squeeze their massive girth into its slim width. Our remedial Japanese translates the text as "Save Cortana." But if she's software, does Control-S count?

Tags: Cortana, Halo-3, swagwatch, t-shirt, TGS07

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)

tetracycloide @ Sep 20th 2007 5:27PM

I happen to wear a medium, how fortuitous...

buckett421 @ Sep 20th 2007 5:34PM

That shirt is unbeleivable!

Vegnagun @ Sep 20th 2007 5:41PM

I simply don't believe it!

T3H WICKERMAN @ Sep 20th 2007 5:49PM

This shirt is very new and exciting! This shirt is medium!

Flyy (NDF) @ Sep 20th 2007 5:52PM

That's great!
Not too new and exciting --
just medium new and exciting.

I can't handle too much new and exciting.

ReverendGadgetBoy @ Sep 20th 2007 8:32PM

ooh me too wears a medium. thats MORE fortuitous!

Dustin @ Sep 21st 2007 10:09AM

Delicious.

Gunslinger72 @ Sep 20th 2007 5:32PM

I happen to fit into a medium as well :D

Sparks @ Sep 20th 2007 5:29PM

That is a fucking Rad shirt I want it. And I never like/wear videogame shirts but its awesome.

Fish @ Sep 20th 2007 5:31PM

x2. It looks pretty freaking sweet

Grindstone @ Sep 21st 2007 2:48AM

I hate Cortana, she's always bossing me around as if we're married. That shirt can burn for all I care.

Stupidiot @ Sep 20th 2007 5:29PM

So... How are you deciding who to give it to? I wear a medium, and that shirt actually looks pretty sweet =D

Pretty please Joystiq?

DerBats @ Sep 20th 2007 5:30PM

That is an awesome shirt. I hope they decide to sell it in the future.

T3H WICKERMAN @ Sep 20th 2007 5:30PM

Easy there chief (see what i did there HA!) we are not all over weight shut ins! Now can i has its? pwease.

Adam R. @ Sep 20th 2007 5:31PM

Give away? Does that mean leave a comment? I wear a size medium.

Vegnagun @ Sep 20th 2007 5:36PM

I'll leave a comment all over your face

meltendo @ Sep 20th 2007 5:33PM

I wear mediums...in fact smalls and loves my videogames. I'll proudly wear Cortina around all of the clubs in San Diego.

Lifted 0ne 4l9 (NDF - Fire!) @ Sep 20th 2007 5:32PM

pretty cool shirt

Zak Strassberg @ Sep 20th 2007 5:34PM

Hey... I wear size small (and medium) :D

ThomasShaped @ Sep 20th 2007 5:33PM

Cortana

Vegnagun @ Sep 20th 2007 5:33PM

If I win this shit I'm gonna take put it on, take off my pants, go to a public forum and strut for everyone to see until police show up.

Joel @ Sep 20th 2007 5:37PM

Wearers of Medium shirts unite!

Vegnagun @ Sep 20th 2007 5:40PM

I was wearing medium before it was cool.

CroKevi @ Sep 20th 2007 5:38PM

oo, that'll look rather fetching on my chiseled abdominal and scuplted pectorals, both of which happen to skirt about the Medium range.. kismet!

Jason @ Sep 20th 2007 5:38PM

I can't make out that last word. Osukue? That means save?

Megaqwerty @ Sep 21st 2007 12:36AM

My Japanese is probably right pare with yours, mate, and I have no idea. Wosukue? Rescue? I hate gairaigo with a mild passion.

I could wear a medium...

Megaqwerty @ Oct 8th 2007 3:27PM

Damn katakana: it's 救え.

BS @ Sep 20th 2007 5:39PM

I like tight shirts!

soupbase @ Sep 20th 2007 5:39PM

Haha..control s.. good one.

Sean @ Sep 20th 2007 5:39PM

I wear a XXXL but I want it.

Jon @ Sep 20th 2007 5:41PM

I too wear medium

OpNickC @ Sep 20th 2007 5:44PM

I'm a medium. I usually wear L or XL, but that's mostly for comfort and the fact that I lost a bunch of weight recently (hence I still have all the bigger shirts).

Is there going to be a comment thread to sign up and win? Or a contest? Or do we just need to comment here?