Your 360 has been updated and you won't care
...Actually, we don't really have anything else to say. Hold on, let us check. Not the fall update. Big Button. Yep, we hit everything.
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blooh (CDF - Ass Ring) @ Sep 21st 2007 10:27AM
this happened yesterday
copa @ Sep 21st 2007 10:28AM
Sorry, that's not interesting enough.
Let's start a big Internet rumor that the update bricks your XBox.
Please go to your favorite forum, and post a thread titled, "DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE LATEST UPDATE."
Then post a personalized story about how you got three red rings as soon as you downloaded the update. And moments later, your buddy was killed in a car wreck. Coincidence? Not likely.
blooh (CDF - Ass Ring) @ Sep 21st 2007 10:32AM
lol
ShortFuse @ Sep 21st 2007 11:15AM
I know you're joking but... people have reported getting RRoD after installing the update... But turning the console off and then back on fixed it. Heartrate increase indeed.
NATO_Duke @ Sep 21st 2007 11:18AM
How did you know about my buddy? Was it on the news?
...all I wanted was to be able to use the big button controller in future games, and now everything has fallen apart!
And you know what's worse? What's worse is that I never learned to read!!!!!! (Oscar moment)
benjamin @ Sep 21st 2007 1:41PM
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE LATEST XBOX UPDATE!
For serious! I was chillin' out, maxin' relaxin' all cool, shootin' some EA NBA Street 08 when I was prompted to perform an update.
I did and my 360 rebooted and got the RROD! I'm SO ANGRY right now. So angry that I'm going to go listen to some Linkin Park and go cut myself!
What's worse, just as my 360 got the red rings of death, my mom came in the door and told me that I'm movin' with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air!
Slaziman @ Sep 21st 2007 2:25PM
My god, that Fresh Prince reference killed me, A+++++++
T3H WICKERMAN @ Sep 21st 2007 10:36AM
KITTY!!!! CUTE!!! KITTY!!! I wuv kitty cans i has kitty?
Jerk Face @ Sep 21st 2007 10:39AM
Seriously. That is the cutest f*cking kitten I have ever seen in my entire natural life.
Patrick @ Sep 21st 2007 2:48PM
seriously, on a sacale of how fucking cute that kitten is its 11, total boner
T3H WICKERMAN @ Sep 21st 2007 10:39AM
WTF !!!! my avatar is gone and it wont let me log into my profile?!
T3H WICKERMAN @ Sep 21st 2007 10:40AM
never mind now its back, u lot almost made me a sad kitty.
Markusdragon @ Sep 21st 2007 10:41AM
You know what'd be good on those Scene-it pads?
You Don't Know Jack.
KrazyIan @ Sep 21st 2007 10:53AM
I second that motion.
Justin McElroy @ Sep 21st 2007 10:53AM
YES. http://www.youdontknowjack.com/
Nushio (NDF - Blue) @ Sep 21st 2007 11:11AM
If you could use baseball bats instead, I'd like to play a game called "You dont know Jack, Thompson!"
rivaldi22 @ Sep 21st 2007 11:22AM
You Don't Know Jack. I would kill for an XBLA version of that, with Live functionality.
Ohhhh my goodness.
T3H WICKERMAN @ Sep 21st 2007 10:42AM
do you know how much tail i could get with this kitty? If you were shot down all you would have to do is pull back your jacket to reveal this little fella in your shirt pocket and bam. Really. Did you see how cute it is?
Mr. P @ Sep 21st 2007 10:56AM
What the fuck is Scene It?
JodyAnthony (VGDF) @ Sep 21st 2007 11:03AM
you and i should make the beast with two backs.
Crono (NDF - French Taunting from Holy Grail Ring) @ Sep 21st 2007 1:58PM
Gay?
rivaldi22 @ Sep 21st 2007 11:03AM
HAHA SLEEPY KITTY!
FoxHoundADAM @ Sep 21st 2007 11:03AM
Awww, kitty is sleepy.
FoxHoundADAM @ Sep 21st 2007 11:04AM
It's a DVD based board game where you answer trivia about movies, and later they had add on packs for sports and TV shows.
Some of the questions are just based on a card you read others you show a clip from the DVD and the game asks you a questions. Pretty fun really.
jpattillo @ Sep 21st 2007 11:17AM
For what it's worth...this update bricked my 360...for reals.
I went to play some Stranglehold last night, got the update, on the reset I got the RRoD. 5 days before Halo 3...count me as upset.
jynxycat @ Sep 21st 2007 12:25PM
I'd estimate .33 cents.
Repeating, of course.
JDuB @ Sep 21st 2007 11:19AM
Have animated banners/ads always been there? Just noticed this for the first time after the update.
Ted @ Sep 21st 2007 11:20AM
That is one scary looking kitten. I wouldn't stand there looking at it, I'd run for dear life.
DeadPlasmaCell @ Sep 21st 2007 11:22AM
So any news on what the Gears update was about?
TheWarden @ Sep 21st 2007 11:23AM
Ahhhh... cuteness overload!
- drinks beer and beats chest in manlyness.
Rymix @ Sep 21st 2007 11:42AM
All I want from a dashboard update is the ability to zoom in on streamed photos. I love the slideshow feature, but the inability to zoom and pan is very frustrating.
Crono (NDF - French Taunting from Holy Grail Ring) @ Sep 21st 2007 2:00PM
Totally.
And DivX support, which is supposed to be coming to Media Center Extenders everywhere very soon.
Sean @ Sep 21st 2007 11:46AM
I really like Scene It.
kagai @ Sep 21st 2007 11:46AM
One kitten to amuse them all!
Donald @ Sep 21st 2007 1:01PM
Traveling through space and time to bring you Caturday one day early.
Hito @ Sep 21st 2007 1:48PM
That kitty remind anyone else of the brain bug in Starship Troopers
Bidoof Protection Military @ Sep 21st 2007 2:38PM
Cute kitty is cuuuuute. =^.^=
License to ill @ Sep 21st 2007 3:00PM
A stab into the casual realm...
DarkTetsuya @ Sep 21st 2007 4:04PM
The XBOX 360 needs more games about cute kittens.
Kyle Gato @ Sep 23rd 2007 2:24PM
Or bukkets.