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Today's most awkward video: Master Chief and your girlfriend

by Scott Jon Siegel on Sep 22nd 2007 12:01AM

We can't figure what's more awkward about this "Halo Nights" music video: the idea of walking in and catching Spartan 117 feeling up your girlfriend with a plasma grenade, or the horrible dancing and singing done for the sake of satire. Either way, it's not a video you're going to want to watch more than once, so be sure to appreciate the actually-impressive Master Chief costume as it blue-screen boogies to the beat of Team Tiger Awesome. Awkwardness abounds after the break.

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Tags: halo, halo3, hottestvideo, humor, masterchief, music, votd, Xbox-360

Reader Comments (58)

I loved it.

All I have to say is this. WTF!!

WTF is right...

I don't follow pop-music, who exactly are they parodying, and can someone please explain the joke, 'cos I don't get it.

Looked like nsync to me...

All I have to respond is FTW!

Better than "All I Want for Christmas is a PSP" (even though this seems to be fan made)

those SNL music videos have ruined comedy for generations to come. pudgy dorks attempting to rap does NOT equal comedy.

Um yeah it does. Most of the people liked it. Maybe there is something wrong with you

Are you confusing boyband with rap? That's some serious LOL!

I thought it was pretty damn funny, master chief is girlfriend stealing bastard

I half expected Cortana to show up with a rolling pin!
"You leave me on High Charity and now you're cheating on me?!"

The best part is when Master Chief knocks the girl to the ground and then puts his hands to his head as if to suggest he's thinking "WHAT HAVE I DONE! I'VE BECOME A MONSTER!" I loled.

It was awesome.

I was wary, but that was amusing.

LOL, Master Chief drinks Miller Lite. what a man

so wait, this is implying that MC's a woman beating, lite-beer drinkin, whiner who dances in boy band videos? hmmmm... yea...

I watched it from beginning to end and still don't know what to think of it.

That was funny shit.

That was catchier than AIDs.

I'm gonna be humming that all through work. Fuck.

That was catchier than AIDS.

I'm gonna be humming that all through work. Fuck.

Miller lite? I just lost all respect for the Chief. Not to mention that he beats women and is clearly a drunk.

Hare Hare Yukai?

Fail video is Fail

Epic fail. DO NOT WANT.

I don't think you're in /b/ anymore, Toto.

This is another example of how Halo is so over hyped.

/sarcasm

Dude. AWEsome!!!!

You know that the Halo 3 media rediculousness has reached its absolute apex with this music video.
But those "bye bye bye" dance moves were hilarious.

I was wondering why it was played to Island in the Sun.

...Until I noticed halfway through that I had iTunes playing.

Also, I thought him putting the blanket over himself while playing was a shoop da whoop face for a moment.

...As if in any Halo dorks would even have a girlfriend, let alone a wife!

WOWOWOWOW!!

HAHAHA, that was absolutely brilliant

Thats ridiculously good for a Amature Video...
Catchy tho...

I always pictured the Chief as more of a Guiness man.

"...As if in any Halo dorks would even have a girlfriend, let alone a wife!"

My girlfriend calls me a Halo dork, lol...

the only funny part was master chief dancing...the lyrics and everything else just wasn't funny...now here's a funny video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0hn-7PFg-k

Wow that wasn't funny at all. Just sad and pathetic.

Bibleman be careful! You are starting to sound like Wacky Protester!

the chick deserved to be smacked down with plasma pimp hand - she was running the streets instead of supporting her man during battle

IM IN UR BASE- BEATIN UR GURL

Now we really know what happened to Cortana. Masterchief beat her up and she went to live with her sister.

Wow I have gained a new respect for the Chief. Anyone who hits girls is good in my books.

I can't believe it...

Master Chief is a woman-beater!

EPIC WIN.

I wanna buy plasma grenades now. XD

I want the MP3 of that song now.

O___o

Forgot to metion. Someone needs to make the danceing master chief blue screen boogie into a animated GIF.

=3

3 for effort, 2 for execution

+1 for 3 dancing Master Chief

was kinda funny when stern did it 6 years ago...this is just kinda lame.

I don't know it it sucks or if it rocks...
It's funny anyway. XD

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