Today's most awkward video: Master Chief and your girlfriend

58 Comments by Scott Jon Siegel Sep 22nd 2007 12:01AM
Filed under: Microsoft Xbox 360, First Person Shooters, Video

We can't figure what's more awkward about this "Halo Nights" music video: the idea of walking in and catching Spartan 117 feeling up your girlfriend with a plasma grenade, or the horrible dancing and singing done for the sake of satire. Either way, it's not a video you're going to want to watch more than once, so be sure to appreciate the actually-impressive Master Chief costume as it blue-screen boogies to the beat of Team Tiger Awesome. Awkwardness abounds after the break.

Tags: halo, halo3, hottestvideo, humor, masterchief, music, votd

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Sean: Sep 21st 2007; 11:37AM

I loved it.

Darcrequiem: Sep 21st 2007; 11:47AM

All I have to say is this. WTF!!

Ken Seang: Sep 22nd 2007; 2:27AM

WTF is right...

Dan: Sep 22nd 2007; 4:16AM

I don't follow pop-music, who exactly are they parodying, and can someone please explain the joke, 'cos I don't get it.

Ethan: Sep 22nd 2007; 5:58AM

Looked like nsync to me...

ThornedVenom: Sep 22nd 2007; 7:14AM

All I have to respond is FTW!

ShortFuse: Sep 21st 2007; 11:53AM

Better than "All I Want for Christmas is a PSP" (even though this seems to be fan made)

antV: Sep 21st 2007; 12:17PM

those SNL music videos have ruined comedy for generations to come. pudgy dorks attempting to rap does NOT equal comedy.

KsE 79: Sep 22nd 2007; 12:15AM

Um yeah it does. Most of the people liked it. Maybe there is something wrong with you

rTwelve: Sep 22nd 2007; 12:30AM

Are you confusing boyband with rap? That's some serious LOL!

mrbigjonstud: Sep 21st 2007; 12:20PM

I thought it was pretty damn funny, master chief is girlfriend stealing bastard

Obie: Sep 22nd 2007; 12:50AM

I half expected Cortana to show up with a rolling pin!
"You leave me on High Charity and now you're cheating on me?!"

Dante Diablo: Sep 21st 2007; 12:29PM

The best part is when Master Chief knocks the girl to the ground and then puts his hands to his head as if to suggest he's thinking "WHAT HAVE I DONE! I'VE BECOME A MONSTER!" I loled.

whiny bitch: Sep 21st 2007; 12:56PM

It was awesome.

therpham: Sep 21st 2007; 12:35PM

I was wary, but that was amusing.

chupness: Sep 21st 2007; 12:41PM

LOL, Master Chief drinks Miller Lite. what a man

waynski1457: Sep 22nd 2007; 12:52AM

so wait, this is implying that MC's a woman beating, lite-beer drinkin, whiner who dances in boy band videos? hmmmm... yea...

Sergio: Sep 21st 2007; 12:50PM

I watched it from beginning to end and still don't know what to think of it.

Ihya: Sep 21st 2007; 1:45PM

That was funny shit.

Jeff: Sep 21st 2007; 1:46PM

That was catchier than AIDs.

I'm gonna be humming that all through work. Fuck.

Jeff: Sep 21st 2007; 1:46PM

That was catchier than AIDS.

I'm gonna be humming that all through work. Fuck.

klintor: Sep 21st 2007; 2:08PM

Hare Hare Yukai?

manaknight: Sep 21st 2007; 2:09PM

Miller lite? I just lost all respect for the Chief. Not to mention that he beats women and is clearly a drunk.

Shadowcast: Sep 21st 2007; 2:16PM

Fail video is Fail

jovin6: Sep 22nd 2007; 12:29AM

Epic fail. DO NOT WANT.

whymog: Sep 22nd 2007; 1:01AM

I don't think you're in /b/ anymore, Toto.

David: Sep 22nd 2007; 12:29AM

This is another example of how Halo is so over hyped.

/sarcasm

Ska Oreo: Sep 22nd 2007; 12:43AM

Dude. AWEsome!!!!

Obie: Sep 22nd 2007; 12:48AM

You know that the Halo 3 media rediculousness has reached its absolute apex with this music video.
But those "bye bye bye" dance moves were hilarious.

Defenestrator2.0: Sep 22nd 2007; 1:11AM

I was wondering why it was played to Island in the Sun.

...Until I noticed halfway through that I had iTunes playing.

Also, I thought him putting the blanket over himself while playing was a shoop da whoop face for a moment.

steve Johnson: Sep 22nd 2007; 1:25AM

...As if in any Halo dorks would even have a girlfriend, let alone a wife!

Nomi: Sep 22nd 2007; 1:27AM

WOWOWOWOW!!

LAboy: Sep 22nd 2007; 1:33AM

HAHAHA, that was absolutely brilliant

Jake: Sep 22nd 2007; 1:44AM

I always pictured the Chief as more of a Guiness man.

Arturo: Sep 22nd 2007; 1:50AM

"...As if in any Halo dorks would even have a girlfriend, let alone a wife!"

My girlfriend calls me a Halo dork, lol...

ronald.raygun: Sep 22nd 2007; 1:54AM

the only funny part was master chief dancing...the lyrics and everything else just wasn't funny...now here's a funny video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0hn-7PFg-k

Ska Oreo: Sep 22nd 2007; 2:00AM

Wow that wasn't funny at all. Just sad and pathetic.

plyx: Sep 22nd 2007; 2:05AM

Bibleman be careful! You are starting to sound like Wacky Protester!

driven2sin: Sep 22nd 2007; 2:57AM

the chick deserved to be smacked down with plasma pimp hand - she was running the streets instead of supporting her man during battle

Rusto: Sep 22nd 2007; 3:32AM

IM IN UR BASE- BEATIN UR GURL

mattclarkie: Sep 23rd 2007; 6:58AM

Now we really know what happened to Cortana. Masterchief beat her up and she went to live with her sister.

Silent Xenocide: Sep 22nd 2007; 4:15AM

Wow I have gained a new respect for the Chief. Anyone who hits girls is good in my books.

SebastianXshaw: Sep 22nd 2007; 5:41AM

I can't believe it...

Master Chief is a woman-beater!

ThornedVenom: Sep 22nd 2007; 7:20AM

EPIC WIN.

I wanna buy plasma grenades now. XD

Lucky: Sep 22nd 2007; 8:43AM

I want the MP3 of that song now.

O___o

Lucky: Sep 22nd 2007; 9:01AM

Forgot to metion. Someone needs to make the danceing master chief blue screen boogie into a animated GIF.

=3

Korova: Sep 22nd 2007; 9:03AM

3 for effort, 2 for execution

+1 for 3 dancing Master Chief

moominsean: Sep 22nd 2007; 9:16AM

was kinda funny when stern did it 6 years ago...this is just kinda lame.

Shiaoran: Sep 22nd 2007; 10:36AM

I don't know it it sucks or if it rocks...
It's funny anyway. XD

Aeikozz: Sep 22nd 2007; 11:50AM

looks like a 2ge+her video

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