Today's most awkward video: Master Chief and your girlfriend

by Scott Jon Siegel { Sep 22nd 2007 at 12:01AM }

We can't figure what's more awkward about this "Halo Nights" music video: the idea of walking in and catching Spartan 117 feeling up your girlfriend with a plasma grenade, or the horrible dancing and singing done for the sake of satire. Either way, it's not a video you're going to want to watch more than once, so be sure to appreciate the actually-impressive Master Chief costume as it blue-screen boogies to the beat of Team Tiger Awesome. Awkwardness abounds after the break.

Tags: halo, halo3, hottestvideo, humor, masterchief, music, votd

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

Sean @ Sep 21st 2007 11:37AM

I loved it.

Darcrequiem @ Sep 21st 2007 11:47AM

All I have to say is this. WTF!!

Ken Seang @ Sep 22nd 2007 2:27AM

WTF is right...

Dan @ Sep 22nd 2007 4:16AM

I don't follow pop-music, who exactly are they parodying, and can someone please explain the joke, 'cos I don't get it.

Ethan @ Sep 22nd 2007 5:58AM

Looked like nsync to me...

ThornedVenom @ Sep 22nd 2007 7:14AM

All I have to respond is FTW!

ShortFuse @ Sep 21st 2007 11:53AM

Better than "All I Want for Christmas is a PSP" (even though this seems to be fan made)

antV @ Sep 21st 2007 12:17PM

those SNL music videos have ruined comedy for generations to come. pudgy dorks attempting to rap does NOT equal comedy.

KsE 79 @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:15AM

Um yeah it does. Most of the people liked it. Maybe there is something wrong with you

rTwelve @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:30AM

Are you confusing boyband with rap? That's some serious LOL!

mrbigjonstud @ Sep 21st 2007 12:20PM

I thought it was pretty damn funny, master chief is girlfriend stealing bastard

Obie @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:50AM

I half expected Cortana to show up with a rolling pin!
"You leave me on High Charity and now you're cheating on me?!"

Dante Diablo @ Sep 21st 2007 12:29PM

The best part is when Master Chief knocks the girl to the ground and then puts his hands to his head as if to suggest he's thinking "WHAT HAVE I DONE! I'VE BECOME A MONSTER!" I loled.

whiny bitch @ Sep 21st 2007 12:56PM

It was awesome.

therpham @ Sep 21st 2007 12:35PM

I was wary, but that was amusing.

chupness @ Sep 21st 2007 12:41PM

LOL, Master Chief drinks Miller Lite. what a man

waynski1457 @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:52AM

so wait, this is implying that MC's a woman beating, lite-beer drinkin, whiner who dances in boy band videos? hmmmm... yea...

Sergio @ Sep 21st 2007 12:50PM

I watched it from beginning to end and still don't know what to think of it.

Ihya @ Sep 21st 2007 1:45PM

That was funny shit.

Jeff @ Sep 21st 2007 1:46PM

That was catchier than AIDs.

I'm gonna be humming that all through work. Fuck.

Jeff @ Sep 21st 2007 1:46PM

That was catchier than AIDS.

I'm gonna be humming that all through work. Fuck.

manaknight @ Sep 21st 2007 2:09PM

Miller lite? I just lost all respect for the Chief. Not to mention that he beats women and is clearly a drunk.

klintor @ Sep 21st 2007 2:08PM

Hare Hare Yukai?

Shadowcast @ Sep 21st 2007 2:16PM

Fail video is Fail

jovin6 @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:29AM

Epic fail. DO NOT WANT.

whymog @ Sep 22nd 2007 1:01AM

I don't think you're in /b/ anymore, Toto.

David @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:29AM

This is another example of how Halo is so over hyped.

/sarcasm

Ska Oreo @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:43AM

Dude. AWEsome!!!!

Obie @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:48AM

You know that the Halo 3 media rediculousness has reached its absolute apex with this music video.
But those "bye bye bye" dance moves were hilarious.

Defenestrator2.0 @ Sep 22nd 2007 1:11AM

I was wondering why it was played to Island in the Sun.

...Until I noticed halfway through that I had iTunes playing.

Also, I thought him putting the blanket over himself while playing was a shoop da whoop face for a moment.

steve Johnson @ Sep 22nd 2007 1:25AM

...As if in any Halo dorks would even have a girlfriend, let alone a wife!

Nomi @ Sep 22nd 2007 1:27AM

WOWOWOWOW!!

LAboy @ Sep 22nd 2007 1:33AM

HAHAHA, that was absolutely brilliant

Bjet @ Sep 23rd 2007 1:46PM

Thats ridiculously good for a Amature Video...
Catchy tho...

Jake @ Sep 22nd 2007 1:44AM

I always pictured the Chief as more of a Guiness man.

Arturo @ Sep 22nd 2007 1:50AM

"...As if in any Halo dorks would even have a girlfriend, let alone a wife!"

My girlfriend calls me a Halo dork, lol...

ronald.raygun @ Sep 22nd 2007 1:54AM

the only funny part was master chief dancing...the lyrics and everything else just wasn't funny...now here's a funny video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0hn-7PFg-k