Joyswag: Joystiq's Legendary Halo 3 Giveaway

We don't know if you heard, but Halo 3 came out today. Yep, the one with the, um, "master chef" dude. But seriously, if you're like us, you've been counting down to this date -- for years. You've been humming the theme like mad -- for days . And you've been daydreaming -- a lot. You know, the one where you're in a shiny green suit wrastlin' with the fate of the stars in your hands. So here's what we want to know from all you would-be tough guys and gals: Which Halo universe character would you least like to face in a fight? If you tell us, there's a chance you're going to get hooked up -- a lot.
Here's the deal: The contest starts n-o-w and ends a week from today, at 8:00 PM EDT (Oct 2). You enter by leaving a comment on this post telling us who (or what) in the Halo universe you'd least like to face mano-a-mano -- no 'nades, no blades, no nothin'. Just your fists. One winner will be selected at random and will receive -- you know what? This prize is so big we're gonna have to break it down bullet-point style:
- Halo 3 Xbox 360 Console (with controller and headset)
- Halo 3 Legendary Edition
- Halo 3 Zune
- Spartan Controller
- Covenant Controller
- Halo 3 Headset
- Halo 1 (Xbox game)
- Halo 2 (Xbox game)
- Halo books 1-3 (The Flood; First Strike; The Fall of Reach)
- Ghosts of Onyx book
- The Halo Graphic Novel
- Halo soundtrack
- Halo 2 soundtrack Vol. 1
- Halo 2 soundtrack Vol. 2
- Multiplayer Beta T-shirt
- Cortana T-shirt
- Game Fuel Master Chief T-shirt
- Mountain Dew Game Fuel











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 627)
Tim Lee @ Sep 25th 2007 1:40PM
I would sure hate to face just about anything in the halo universe without weapons doesn't mean I wouldn't win juist wouldn't like it
Crono (NDF - French Taunting from Holy Grail Ring) @ Sep 25th 2007 12:02PM
Teh Brutes. We're talking about pure physical strength here.
Zertoss @ Sep 25th 2007 12:09PM
Yeah, I agree. The Brutes would be the least fun to fist fight. That would be like fighting Mike Tyson with super strength, complete with ear biting.
Stevo @ Sep 25th 2007 12:53PM
BRUTES
IMDwalrus @ Sep 25th 2007 1:08PM
Does this Mjolnir armor make my ass look fat?
eric figueroa @ Sep 25th 2007 5:30PM
BRUTES
Asher Kent @ Sep 27th 2007 10:36AM
A grunt.
I'm weak. I know.
SteveJ @ Sep 25th 2007 1:13PM
Master Chef. He cooks like hell.
rudebwoy76 @ Sep 25th 2007 1:14PM
The Brutes The Brutes The Brutes. I wouldn't want to face them.
Adam @ Sep 25th 2007 1:16PM
I personally think Arbiter is my choice. After Halo 2 it's obvious he can take a shot to the gut and keep on walking. MC would put a whoopin' on him but if I say MC then I am stretching my goals a little too far for myself. Arbiter would be a good challenge even if he is 2 feet taller than i am ... if he has his junk in all the right places then I'm going for the junk first.
Jay @ Sep 25th 2007 2:04PM
Can't wait to play this game.
bry @ Sep 25th 2007 1:26PM
HALO itself. the ultimate WOMD
Jess Hoch @ Oct 3rd 2007 11:00PM
Definitely the brutes. They are big fast and smell like wet barn animals.
Faizal @ Sep 25th 2007 1:34PM
the jackals.. cause i hate snipers! :)
Ltdoptions @ Sep 25th 2007 1:38PM
The only man who can lead us from the Brink. Master Chief!!!
Dustin @ Sep 25th 2007 1:35PM
Oi!
mike @ Sep 25th 2007 3:28PM
One of those kamikaze grunts. I hate those punks.
Matt @ Sep 25th 2007 1:36PM
SCARAB
wombat @ Sep 25th 2007 1:37PM
Brutes are always fun....
AI LOver @ Sep 25th 2007 1:42PM
Cortana. Think about those super MAC.
Kevin @ Sep 25th 2007 3:32PM
I want to win.
Keener @ Sep 25th 2007 1:41PM
HAAAAALO 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike @ Sep 25th 2007 1:40PM
I wouldn't want to face off against "master chef"...he sounds dangerous...
Adam @ Sep 25th 2007 1:42PM
Master Chief. That'salotta armor, my poor fists hurt thinking about it.
Blue_Genes @ Sep 25th 2007 1:40PM
I'd sure love to win that.
NATO_Duke @ Sep 25th 2007 1:40PM
Arbiter for sure.
joseph @ Sep 25th 2007 1:44PM
teh bruts will winns
Ty @ Sep 25th 2007 2:05PM
I have no 360, only a PS3. I play Warhawk day and night, and have a blast, but man was I feeling the itch to "Finish the Fight" last night. I'm 25, I work a few crappy jobs that pay the bills. I had saved and saved for a 360 to have for the Halo launch but my car needed some work done and the money *poof* disappeared. Sob story, you bet... will it work? God I hope so =)
spencer @ Sep 25th 2007 2:51PM
the flood of course!!!
Jglaus @ Sep 25th 2007 2:58PM
defff the brutes
j$ @ Sep 25th 2007 4:04PM
been wanting a 360 for a while....would be nice to get the whole combo....
Steven @ Sep 25th 2007 4:16PM
Myself, because I dominate!
B @ Sep 25th 2007 5:00PM
Halo 3 should be awesome when I win this set to play.
Alberto Gonzalez @ Sep 25th 2007 5:44PM
The Master Chief
crackersunltd @ Sep 26th 2007 11:09PM
One of the spartan 3's maybe? That would be cool. Complete with the active camouflage on.
thomas medlin @ Sep 25th 2007 7:31PM
i deffinately want this haha thanks joystiq
1bigtrinny @ Sep 25th 2007 7:24PM
If I had to choose I would have to open a nice refreshing can of Whoop A&& on a Brute and then I would hang my foot so far up his spinchter Bill Gates could taste it!! my timberlands!!!
Travis @ Sep 25th 2007 7:30PM
it would be absolutely amazing to win this
Conner Owen @ Sep 26th 2007 10:15AM
yes, the brutes would be the worst.
Matt @ Sep 25th 2007 8:55PM
My console died on me a week ago with the 3 rings of death. I still picked up the game because I'm always a victim of hype.
Aaron @ Sep 25th 2007 11:49PM
True True
rrz32137 @ Sep 30th 2007 9:42PM
Da Brutes!!!
Kicks @ Sep 26th 2007 8:40AM
I couldn't agree more with the brutes. Their breath alone would be enough to put me under
Tider1701 @ Sep 26th 2007 1:39PM
mmmmmm, gadgets
DorkimusPrime @ Sep 26th 2007 12:35PM
werd up, i'd like a winner if that winner is me. :D
David @ Sep 27th 2007 10:42AM
I can pretty much take down any of them covenant fools, but the brutes or anything bigger (hunters) will surely own me...
brian a @ Sep 26th 2007 3:01PM
brutes are without a doubt who i would hate to fight.
Apollynon @ Sep 26th 2007 4:48PM
I think taking on a brute would definantly be the mano y mano match up.
raupet @ Sep 26th 2007 8:22PM
Is it possible to stretch it to entities in the halo universe? :P If that's the case then my dread would be duking it out with the F-bomb. I'd have a snowballs chance in hell.
AILISSH @ Sep 27th 2007 10:02AM
Cortana, because she knows way to much!