Nobody stepped up when we exhorted you
to buy us a huge Mario statue. We sit here, lonely, in our sparse, desolate office, yearning for an inanimate mascot character to talk to. But we're all lucky that you didn't
go to such an expense for us, because we like this Fire Mario one better.
The red-and-white Fire Mario statue comes in at the same 50 cm height as (the smaller iteration of
) its predecessor, but in a more powerful
outfit. Unlike the ridiculously huge 150 cm statue, this more modest
giant Mario statue comes in at a reasonable $215. So, anyone in the market for a, uh, big cartoon person?