The Big Bang theory, based on Friedmann models, is used to describe how the world began. (Although it is widely believed at Joystiq HQ that the universe was in fact sneezed out by the Great Green Arkleseizure.) To Sony, Big Bang is also the rumored codename for an impending announcement they have on October 12, according to GamePro France (bad translation).
Will we be seeing another price drop? A new model? Has the Cell chip been used to discern a new universe-creation theory only capable with eight core processors? Looks like we'll find out soon enough.
[Via PS3 Fanboy]
Reader Comments (121)
Posted: Oct 1st 2007 11:18PM foxhoundadam said
What no countdown clock? Well, then it can't be thst big.
Posted: Oct 1st 2007 11:31PM (Unverified) said
I thought this was gonna be a good blog, it started out so clever.
Then I remembered why I only go to joystiq for the writing: they're ps3 "dislikers".
Not exactly haters, they write something interesting about the ps3, then twist it. In that special way that says they are beholden to their boss, regardless of their own experience. In fact, one has to wonder, perhaps they do not have true experiences themselves, but only feel the universe second-hand, attentive to the wishes of the boss, they see and feel what he sees and feels, and who are they to question? He ACTS like he's right, and by God, he's convinced of himself!
I go to Joystiq to get the whole story, and I think the writers are some of the best out there.
But there is a flavor here, that is bitter bile in my throat.
Then I remembered why I only go to joystiq for the writing: they're ps3 "dislikers".
Not exactly haters, they write something interesting about the ps3, then twist it. In that special way that says they are beholden to their boss, regardless of their own experience. In fact, one has to wonder, perhaps they do not have true experiences themselves, but only feel the universe second-hand, attentive to the wishes of the boss, they see and feel what he sees and feels, and who are they to question? He ACTS like he's right, and by God, he's convinced of himself!
I go to Joystiq to get the whole story, and I think the writers are some of the best out there.
But there is a flavor here, that is bitter bile in my throat.
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 12:00AM (Unverified) said
pretty fancy writin there, you could write for ps3fanboy
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 12:01AM (Unverified) said
40GB PS3 for $400. Hmm. That's one of the two barriers taken care of. Now they just need to work on those games.
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 12:28AM (Unverified) said
We've decided that it would just be best to stop talking to the press and abandon the console. Please bring your units to the nearest Sony store for crushing. That is all.
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 12:33AM Negativecool said
Here are my outlandish predictions based on my own made up reality...Simply because no one else has belched out retarded thought, and because I wanna.
Top 10 stupidest possibilities:
#1 Kutaragi comes out of retirement saying "Just kidding" and announces plans for PS4.
#2 PSP 2 is announced and will be a handheld super computer utilizing Intel's first 80 core processor. It will cost consumers $100,000...and according to Sony, people will pay for it...even without games.
#3 A drunken and pissed off Kaz says the PS3 will cost $250 to compete with the Wii's price while laughing hysterically...He is subsequently escorted away by Phil Harrison after being shot by numerous tranquilizers.
#4 Sony and Nintendo are teaming up to build the next generation console...It's code name will be Revolutionstation4 and changed by Nintendo to Penis4U shortly before launch.
#5 The Final Fantasy and MGS series’ have been cancelled due to lack of interest.
#6 It is announced and proven with snazzy charts and graphs, that all your base are belong to Sony.
#7 A dualshock 3 redesign is announced and named “SIXAXISDUALSHOCK3MOTE”...It looks exactly like the Wiimote...Nobody notices.
#8 Sony announces the PS3! They claim it will be released this spring...but is subsequently delayed for another year.
#9 Sony's official new add campaign: Picture of a cute crying baby with a gun in its mouth with caption: Buy our F***ing PS3, or I shoot the baby!
#10 Sony has purchased Microsoft!!!
Top 10 stupidest possibilities:
#1 Kutaragi comes out of retirement saying "Just kidding" and announces plans for PS4.
#2 PSP 2 is announced and will be a handheld super computer utilizing Intel's first 80 core processor. It will cost consumers $100,000...and according to Sony, people will pay for it...even without games.
#3 A drunken and pissed off Kaz says the PS3 will cost $250 to compete with the Wii's price while laughing hysterically...He is subsequently escorted away by Phil Harrison after being shot by numerous tranquilizers.
#4 Sony and Nintendo are teaming up to build the next generation console...It's code name will be Revolutionstation4 and changed by Nintendo to Penis4U shortly before launch.
#5 The Final Fantasy and MGS series’ have been cancelled due to lack of interest.
#6 It is announced and proven with snazzy charts and graphs, that all your base are belong to Sony.
#7 A dualshock 3 redesign is announced and named “SIXAXISDUALSHOCK3MOTE”...It looks exactly like the Wiimote...Nobody notices.
#8 Sony announces the PS3! They claim it will be released this spring...but is subsequently delayed for another year.
#9 Sony's official new add campaign: Picture of a cute crying baby with a gun in its mouth with caption: Buy our F***ing PS3, or I shoot the baby!
#10 Sony has purchased Microsoft!!!
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 12:35AM (Unverified) said
wake me when there are 5 PS3 games worth $400 that I can't already get on 360, which I bought day of launch and have never had a problem with.
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 12:45AM Negativecool said
"...5 PS3 games worth $400"
The condition you indicated that would make you awaken is impossible.
5 x 60 = 300
300 > 400
Unless you find 5 PS3 games priced above $60 not found on the 360, you're going to be in a coma for some time.
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The condition you indicated that would make you awaken is impossible.
5 x 60 = 300
300 > 400
Unless you find 5 PS3 games priced above $60 not found on the 360, you're going to be in a coma for some time.
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 12:58AM Negativecool said
*edit*
Ugh...appears I got jumpy with the keyboard.
300 is LESS THAN (
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Ugh...appears I got jumpy with the keyboard.
300 is LESS THAN (
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 12:44AM (Unverified) said
The correct response is...
RIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDGGGGGE RACER!!!!
RIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDGGGGGE RACER!!!!
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 1:55AM (Unverified) said
leave top tens to lettermen.
second I am halfway looking forward to a 400 blu ray player just because I know I won't buy a single ps3 game and that will cost sony at least 100 bones, I'll just watch japanese high def porn on it. hell i just shaved my palms so I am good to go.
second I am halfway looking forward to a 400 blu ray player just because I know I won't buy a single ps3 game and that will cost sony at least 100 bones, I'll just watch japanese high def porn on it. hell i just shaved my palms so I am good to go.
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 12:58AM (Unverified) said
No, Negativecool, I'm talking about a $400 investment in a dead piece of hardware, the 40 gig model.
I have said it once, and I'll say it again; Sony should have taken the $ they put into the loss budget for the price drop and umpteen different SKUs and put it into SOFTWARE. Beautiful automobiles drive nowhere without fuel... they sit and eventually rust.
I have said it once, and I'll say it again; Sony should have taken the $ they put into the loss budget for the price drop and umpteen different SKUs and put it into SOFTWARE. Beautiful automobiles drive nowhere without fuel... they sit and eventually rust.
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 1:03AM Negativecool said
I'm well aware of the context of your statement. I just wanted to hear further explanation from you to test if you were a 360 leg humper. Answered my question nicely.
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 1:20AM (Unverified) said
Haha... anything but a leg humper here, that's for sure.
But I hope Sony pulls a rabbit out of the hat on the 12th. They need to do something extraordinary--they have very little positive buzz right now.
But I hope Sony pulls a rabbit out of the hat on the 12th. They need to do something extraordinary--they have very little positive buzz right now.
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:36AM ThornedVenom said
Sony Big Bang = company explodes into tiny little bits?
/troll
/troll
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 8:24AM sand0789 said
Sony has purchased Bungie and agreed to let them make whatever games they want, so long as they are for Playstation.
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 8:33AM zsavior said
I am pretty sure it will be a price drop, a price drop is the only thing stopping them from surpassing the Xbox360 and being second. I can't see any other news that would top a price drop tell you the truth.
Even if they did have Bungie, they don't have Halo and since Bungie is only now leaving MS I doubt Bungie has any games finished, because that would fall under the property of MS still. A vicious price drop is the only thing that would turn the industry on its head, of course every other system would drop their price also, and sony would be back to square one, but still that square one would be a fighting chance they don't have now.
Even if they did have Bungie, they don't have Halo and since Bungie is only now leaving MS I doubt Bungie has any games finished, because that would fall under the property of MS still. A vicious price drop is the only thing that would turn the industry on its head, of course every other system would drop their price also, and sony would be back to square one, but still that square one would be a fighting chance they don't have now.
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 10:44AM (Unverified) said
4D gaming!
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 11:02AM Slaziman said
First!
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 5:26PM (Unverified) said
Dave...today you are my hero. You stole that line right out from under me.
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