Dewy's Adventure used to advertise bottled water

Advertising bottled water in Dewy's Adventure, which you spent $50 for? Not cool Konami and Nestle, not cool at all. Very much unlike the cold, refreshing taste of Slurm. See what we did there? Did you get the joke?

No? Well, we're not really all that good at it, but you get the idea.

[Thanks, k0sm1k!]