Hey, what's with the tears? What, are you still bummed that Reginald says you still may not be able to find a Wii in stores this holiday season? Don't even worry about that, kid. We got something a whole lot better than any Wii. What we got here is the "Vii." See, it's like the Wii. But it's with a "V".
We hear what you're saying. We know you're a little gun shy after you bought our last products, the POPStation Portable and the Gamestation, but we've changed! ... No, we haven't. But it's easy to find in stores, that got to be worth something, right?
Reader Comments (55)
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 1:59PM mr nimblewick said
If it really does connect to my TV with magical golden starlight, I'm sold.
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:05PM (Unverified) said
That guy has such a shit eating look on his face in that photo.
And what's with the inflatable jet ski?
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And what's with the inflatable jet ski?
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:40PM The Last Metroid said
One of the games that is part of Vii Sports.
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 3:02PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
How did you know I was Ms. Lesbo?!
Uh... I mean...
[hypnotizes you to forget all of this]
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Uh... I mean...
[hypnotizes you to forget all of this]
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:09PM ThornedVenom said
I wouldn't dare imagine what the controls are like.
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:11PM (Unverified) said
I preferd Wii60 over Vii60 but hey its all good with me. As long as I get the free asian girl and I will sell the free asian guy on ebay.
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:14PM llllFlREBlRDllll said
Wow, that console looks really innovative and looks like it's going to outsell the majority of the next-gen consoles! I am so going to want this for Christmas!
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:18PM The Wicker Man said
Its just two ZAME GUBEs scotch taped together.
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:22PM (Unverified) said
VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me...
Vii.
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Vii.
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:29PM The Wicker Man said
This is your best post ever.( are you alan moore?)
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:32PM (Unverified) said
Alan Moore? No. I'm just a guy who googled "V for Vendetta" quotes.
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 3:04PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
You deserve five hearts for that one.
WHO DO I HAVE TO HYPNOTIZE TO INCREASE THE LIFE METERS?!
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WHO DO I HAVE TO HYPNOTIZE TO INCREASE THE LIFE METERS?!
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:29PM (Unverified) said
"It's just two ZAME GUBES scotch taped together" Hilarious dude!
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:34PM (Unverified) said
This is just so sad, I can remember back in the day when parents couldn't afford the name brand stuff so they got you the off brand that they swore did the same thing and made you look just as cool. Imagine some poor unfortunate kid getting this POS for christmas. I can see it now, he opens the box and rejoices like crazy only to look closer to find its some knock-off.
Nintendo Wii?
249.99
Chintendo Vii?
(fraction of the cost of an actual Wii)
The WTF expression on the kids face on christmas morning?
Priceless
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Nintendo Wii?
249.99
Chintendo Vii?
(fraction of the cost of an actual Wii)
The WTF expression on the kids face on christmas morning?
Priceless
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:47PM baby sea tuna said
Oh man, I'm having Go-Bots flashbacks as we speak!
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:43PM mr nimblewick said
When was the last time you fed it? Dammit, Jimmy, I'm not going to buy you another one if you're just going to neglect it!
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:45PM (Unverified) said
It is now that this beast has landed.
I can't wait to play Drama Center, Legend of Zordon, Clayman Crazy Crabbids, or Metro Prom: Concussion.
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I can't wait to play Drama Center, Legend of Zordon, Clayman Crazy Crabbids, or Metro Prom: Concussion.
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:54PM (Unverified) said
If its made in China, it will be in a Wal-mart near you soon.
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 2:56PM (Unverified) said
Hahaha!! My 3yr old got that jet ski with a N64 looking control pad last Christmas from my father in law hahahahahaha, theyre sure trying to be slick with this one! BTW he loved that darn thing. Vii FTW?? LOL!!!!
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 3:17PM (Unverified) said
BestBuy has the NEW SUMSANG LOL! on SALE!!! $499 60 HDTV
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 3:17PM mr nimblewick said
Hey, even a derivative rip-off product like this can have some good games for it.
Heck the Sega CD had Sonic CD, Shining Force CD, and the Criss Cross Make a Video game.
And the 32X had... well, bad example...
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Heck the Sega CD had Sonic CD, Shining Force CD, and the Criss Cross Make a Video game.
And the 32X had... well, bad example...
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 3:21PM (Unverified) said
What is your point? SegaCD was not a copycat scam, it was a peripheral system made by its 1st party.
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 3:32PM mr nimblewick said
The point is that even crappy systems can have good games.
I think there was even a good game for ngage.
Sometimes I even enjoyed Tiger electronics handhelds as a kid. Those were crap.
So yeah, this is a shameless attempt to copy the Wii, but there could be some fun to it. It's all about the games, right?
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I think there was even a good game for ngage.
Sometimes I even enjoyed Tiger electronics handhelds as a kid. Those were crap.
So yeah, this is a shameless attempt to copy the Wii, but there could be some fun to it. It's all about the games, right?
Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 3:51PM (Unverified) said
It'll probably just play NES games, like all of the 1000 s of console clones before the Vii...
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 3:42PM (Unverified) said
This will outsell the PS3 by the next month!!11!!!!1
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Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 4:47PM (Unverified) said
I bet it's just two FunCubes duct-taped together.
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