E for All those with empty, unfulfilled lives

by Ludwig Kietzmann { Oct 4th 2007 at 9:55PM }

Are you a complete and utter failure? Do you find yourself staring into the distance, sighing into the echoing caverns of your life? Is your sad existence often accompanied by music from an equally sad piano? Are you just about ready to type "quit" into the command prompt of life? If you answered positively to any of the above questions, you're much better off than the people in this video. They're likely too ensnared by regret and ineptitude to even muster any sort of response.

These men, women and curly-haired nerds will be off attending the E for All Expo from Oct. 18 to Oct. 21, where they'll "power up and play" and experience the "cutting edge of the video gaming world" -- provided they don't use it to cut their wrists. Judging by the exciting games montage, they can look forward to playing World of Warcraft, Guitar Hero, World of Warcraft, Guitar Hero and some racing game that's probably been out for months. As if that wasn't enough, the show's exhibitor list also promises encounters with the 5-Hour Energy booth and (OMG) Fatal1ty!

See you there!

Tags: E-for-All-07, EforAll

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

blooh (CDF - Ass Ring) @ Oct 4th 2007 10:02PM

man that show sounds gay

did you hear what one of their main organizer guys did at PAX too? what a douche

J.R. @ Oct 4th 2007 10:20PM

You're mistaken. While E for All did attempt to give out a lot of free "swag" at PAX, it was the executive director of "America's VideoGame Expo" that was involved in the fiasco you were referring to.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/2007/08/29#1188413760