Frag Dolls, Seagate collaborate for game competitions, mall tour
The Frag Dolls have garnered the attention of hard drive manufacturer Seagate, which will collaborate with the Ubisoft-sponsored clan of gaming ladies over the next year for a series on online and in-person video game competitions, as well as a mall tour, making us close our eyes and wax poetic as we imagine being schooled by the likes of Tiffany and Debbie Gibson. The troupe will make three guest appearances during the apparently larger 'Seagate's Mall Tour,' which is expected to begin on October 19 at Minneapolis' Mall of America, hopefully nestled somewhere near the Lego Imagination Center. The girls will of course sign autographs and give high fives before 'pwning' their fans in gaming tournaments for Seagate-branded prizes, which may or may not be given out to the tune of 'I Think We're Alone Now.'
[Via press release]











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
sheppy2.0 @ Oct 8th 2007 7:11PM
Ugh! I really wish this whole "Grrl GmR Pawa!" phase would end. It's people paying attention to this shit giving us the Spike TV VG awards.
Ska Oreo @ Oct 8th 2007 11:00PM
agreed. It's funny since last year they were all protesty about the treatment of women in gaming, and yet the whole point of the Fragdolls is that they're presented as sexy women who can beat your butts in Halo.
blooh (CDF - Ass Ring) @ Oct 8th 2007 7:15PM
BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG BUY SEAGATE PRODUCTS!
J-Guy @ Oct 8th 2007 7:29PM
This screams "Look-y here Nerds! We have women!".
Michael @ Oct 8th 2007 7:35PM
If this goes anything like their rainbow six vegas challenge went, seagate can plan on giving out prizes to almost anything breathing.
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vic @ Oct 8th 2007 7:39PM
I'd like to hard drive them
Mr Khan @ Oct 8th 2007 7:54PM
No, the joke goes
"I'd like them to play with my Wii...
...After i had sex with them"
Matt B @ Oct 8th 2007 8:10PM
I thought it was:
I'd put my wii in their RROD.
blooh (CDF - Ass Ring) @ Oct 8th 2007 8:23PM
their red ring of death? wtf
i'd rather put it in their vagina
Ska Oreo @ Oct 8th 2007 11:01PM
I'd like to put my floppy in their hard drive, if ya know what I mean.
Arturo @ Oct 8th 2007 8:01PM
I like the middle 3
colin @ Oct 8th 2007 8:31PM
if i had to pick, from left to right #'s 2, 4, and 5. i like redheads but that one looks kinda sickly.
colin @ Oct 8th 2007 8:29PM
i bet they have great personalities ...
J-Guy @ Oct 8th 2007 8:32PM
Hmm, entertaining and fragging gamers for money, I bet I know what they're careers look like. Here's a rough list:
-"Back Door Sluts 9"
-XxX Club
-LA "party"
-"Back Door Sluts 9"
-"Back Door Sluts 9"
-Photo Shoot
-Photo Shoot
-Photo Shoot
-PlayBoy Magazine
-PlayBoy Magazine cover
Did I miss any?
Hero @ Oct 9th 2007 4:25PM
I dont like them because it is reverse sexism would it fly if there was a all male team or all black white etc etc thats what I cant stand about why dont they want themselves to be known as gamers before girls I tell you why thats there selling plow and as long as they do that they always put females a step behind
ikiryou @ Oct 8th 2007 10:44PM
The frag dolls have singlehandedly set women's rights back by about thirty years just by uttering the phrase "You just got beat by a girl!" over and over again. Maybe they can get their sponsor's PR person to write something a little wittier for them to say, something with more syllables per word.
The ZeroCorpse @ Oct 9th 2007 1:55PM
And now they're ACTUALLY WHORING some company's product.
Fragdolls... Your turn to the dark side is complete.
BlkHeartWolf @ Oct 17th 2007 6:12PM
It is obvious you dud's have never had a girl in your clan. Myself I would PWN them in ARMA, of course Winner gets ALL.
Lighten up you NOOB's